Christmas Time in New York!!
In this story, all of the Final Fantasy X characters are celebrating Christmas! Okay, first thing's first. I know that these people worship "Yevon". I've played the game before. But I'm bored and I need something to do! So they're celebrating Christmas, okay? Hope you enjoy it! Pleeeezzzzzz R&R, ya?
Disclaimer: Any Final Fantasy characters don't belong to me. The only thing that does belong to me is this story and all the other weird stuff in it.
[Starts out in a hotel room in the big apple]
(Song on Radio): It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Toooyyyysss in every store!
Rikku: "Yay!! Christmas!! Two days awaaaayyyy!!!" (Twirls around and knocks over candle) "Oops."
Auron: "Don't get too excited. We leave tomorrow."
Rikku: "Oh, you big meanie! We're in New York! The 'Best City in the World!'"
Tidus: "Hah! There's nothing like Zanarkand!"
Lulu: (Slaps hand to forehead) "We're on earth, remember? I guess here this city is the best."
Kimahri: "Look a little like Zanarkand, too."
Yuna: "Please excuse my intrusion, but I have read about this holiday before. It includes caroling, present swapping, and family love. I also read that around the Christmas holiday people are joyful and peace and harmony reins over all!"
Voice outside: "HEY! MY CAR! DAMN THESE CAR JACKERS! POLICE, HELP MEEEEEE!!!!"
Tidus: [sarcastically] "Yeah sure. Lets all go outside and sing with the car jackers! (whatever that is.)"
Lulu: "Don't be so rude!"
Yuna: (ignoring the crack) "Sir Auron, I would be deeply thankful if you would let us stay for two more days. At least to enjoy Christmas morning."
Rikku: "I think Yunie's right! We've been on our pilgrimage for only Yevon knows how long!"
Wakka: "I think the girls are right. We should stay for a few days. I'm not usually the one to agree with them- "
Lulu [interrupting]: "Hmphh! That's enough of that! Okay, we're staying. What about the gift swapping?"
Auron: "I have yet to agree with this."
Tidus: "So what? You're just a regular guardian like us! You're not prime ruler. Ha."
All [except Auron and Tidus]: "(GASP!!!!)"
Wakka: "That wasn't a wise thing to say, ya? At any minute Sir Auron could've but a Katana through your stomach! Thank Yevon that he favors you so much."
Yuna [doing the praying stance thingy. don't know what it's called]: "Oh!! Praise be to Yevon!!"
Tidus: "Auron does not favor me!! Hey are you listening!? Heyyyy!!!" [everybody shakes their heads and walks off towards their room.]
Like it so far? Hope so. Now, before anybody thinks I'm stereotyping N.Y., believe me. I live in it. So please don't think I'm a prejudice you-know- what. Thank you! :) Also, I'm getting tired of typing quotation marks. You'll get used to it without 'em.
[Next morning everyone wakes up. Let's see what's happening in Lulu and Rikku's room.]
(Lulu's room)
Lulu: Yaaawwwnnnn!!! [pulls white hotel robe around her and walks to window and opens it. Looks outside.]
Guy outside: [looks up at Lulu] Huh.? WOW!! HEY LADY! THE ROBE'S TOO SMALL FOR YOU!! TAKE IT OFF! BUT LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN!
Lulu: Hmm. oh. Oka-. WAIT! Well I never! [slams the window shut. Looks down at her bust.] Hmmm. It is too small.
(Rikku's Room)
[Gets out of bed. She's in fluffy pink pajamas with moogles on them. She looks around the room. Noticing a note on the dresser, she walks over to it.]
Rikku: Ooooo. I wonder if it's a love note? How romantic!
[Feels a draft. Looks towards window and sees that it's open. Had it been open before? She has second thoughts about opening the letter and---]
Rikku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Runs out the room]
[Little by little everyone starts waking up. Rikku is in the living room hugging her knees on the couch. Everybody walks by without noticing anything strange.]
(At the Dining Room Table.)
Tidus: Uhhhh. Hungry.
Lulu: Apparently, you're always hungry.
Yuna: [giggles] That's very true.
Rikku [walking in cautiously]: 'Morning.
Wakka: Anyway, I'm hungry too. Why don't you flip some pancakes, Sir Auron?
Auron: Was that supposed to be a joke? Because it wasn't funny in the least bit.
Wakka: Wow, sorry, ya?
Lulu: Why don't you make something Rikku?
Rikku [eyes shifty]: I guess so. I can stir up some oatmeal. It our specialty. Nuthin' like some good old Al Bhe- Bhe. Ahem.
Yuna: I'll put together something. I believe my mother taught me how to make a decent breakfast.
Tidus: Yeah! Who doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs and toast?
HA! Tidus remembered those words for the rest of his life. Next Scene.
(Line in Front of Bathroom)
Rikku: Auron!!! Hurry up in there will ya? [Starts to hold her stomach]
Auron [from inside bathroom]: Great!! I've run out of toilet paper!! Somebody fetch me some toilet paper!
Kimahri [from back of the line]: Kimahri get it. Me know where linen closet is.
Rikku: Hurry! [Sits down on floor]
Yuna: [stomach gurgles] I'm terribly sorry. It tasted great at first, but I guess I didn't cook the yolks correctly.
Tidus: [grimaces] Yeah, not to mention the burnt toast, the burnt egg whites, the sour orange juice-
Wakka: [Lets go of stomach and whacks Tidus in the back of his head] No smart talk to the summoner!
Tidus: OUCH! Sorry.
Kimahri: Found toilet paper! [cracks open door to hand the paper over.]
All: WOOOWWWW!!!!! OH MY GOD COUGH- COUGH!!! [all rear back from smell]
Rikku: Please tell me there's air freshener!
Auron: . None that I see.
Kimahri: Wow. That smell stinky. [Hands over tissue and closes door behind him]
Rikku: Can't you do anything Yunie?
Yuna: I believe so. [starts swinging her rod] Shield us from smelly things.
Lulu: What did you do?
Yuna: I was embarrassed to tell you before, but I have learned a new ability. It protects from the smell of pollen, poisonous gasses. And other smells that are really bad.
Rikku: Go Yunie!!
Lulu: Okayyyyy..
Auron: [walks out of bathroom]: Okay, I'm done. Go ahead Rikku.
Rikku: Yay!! I can't smell anything!
So! How do you like it. Now, I want to know what you guys think about it. If I get at least two good reviews, I'll continue on. Most likely, there's only gonna be 2 chapters. So if you wanna know the ending to this wacky story, send in the Reviews!! I have it all planned in my head. I love leaving my readers in suspense. You can read my other stories. I do the same thing! Hee- hee!! R&R!! Bye- Bye!!
P.S. Can you please tell me what that bowing/praising/praying thing that they do in the game is called? I'm sure I've heard it before, but I forgot what it's called. I'd really appreciate it. I'll probably use it in the next chapter. (If you still don't know what I'm talking about, Wakka does it when he says "Praise be to Yevon". You get it now, right?
In this story, all of the Final Fantasy X characters are celebrating Christmas! Okay, first thing's first. I know that these people worship "Yevon". I've played the game before. But I'm bored and I need something to do! So they're celebrating Christmas, okay? Hope you enjoy it! Pleeeezzzzzz R&R, ya?
Disclaimer: Any Final Fantasy characters don't belong to me. The only thing that does belong to me is this story and all the other weird stuff in it.
[Starts out in a hotel room in the big apple]
(Song on Radio): It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Toooyyyysss in every store!
Rikku: "Yay!! Christmas!! Two days awaaaayyyy!!!" (Twirls around and knocks over candle) "Oops."
Auron: "Don't get too excited. We leave tomorrow."
Rikku: "Oh, you big meanie! We're in New York! The 'Best City in the World!'"
Tidus: "Hah! There's nothing like Zanarkand!"
Lulu: (Slaps hand to forehead) "We're on earth, remember? I guess here this city is the best."
Kimahri: "Look a little like Zanarkand, too."
Yuna: "Please excuse my intrusion, but I have read about this holiday before. It includes caroling, present swapping, and family love. I also read that around the Christmas holiday people are joyful and peace and harmony reins over all!"
Voice outside: "HEY! MY CAR! DAMN THESE CAR JACKERS! POLICE, HELP MEEEEEE!!!!"
Tidus: [sarcastically] "Yeah sure. Lets all go outside and sing with the car jackers! (whatever that is.)"
Lulu: "Don't be so rude!"
Yuna: (ignoring the crack) "Sir Auron, I would be deeply thankful if you would let us stay for two more days. At least to enjoy Christmas morning."
Rikku: "I think Yunie's right! We've been on our pilgrimage for only Yevon knows how long!"
Wakka: "I think the girls are right. We should stay for a few days. I'm not usually the one to agree with them- "
Lulu [interrupting]: "Hmphh! That's enough of that! Okay, we're staying. What about the gift swapping?"
Auron: "I have yet to agree with this."
Tidus: "So what? You're just a regular guardian like us! You're not prime ruler. Ha."
All [except Auron and Tidus]: "(GASP!!!!)"
Wakka: "That wasn't a wise thing to say, ya? At any minute Sir Auron could've but a Katana through your stomach! Thank Yevon that he favors you so much."
Yuna [doing the praying stance thingy. don't know what it's called]: "Oh!! Praise be to Yevon!!"
Tidus: "Auron does not favor me!! Hey are you listening!? Heyyyy!!!" [everybody shakes their heads and walks off towards their room.]
Like it so far? Hope so. Now, before anybody thinks I'm stereotyping N.Y., believe me. I live in it. So please don't think I'm a prejudice you-know- what. Thank you! :) Also, I'm getting tired of typing quotation marks. You'll get used to it without 'em.
[Next morning everyone wakes up. Let's see what's happening in Lulu and Rikku's room.]
(Lulu's room)
Lulu: Yaaawwwnnnn!!! [pulls white hotel robe around her and walks to window and opens it. Looks outside.]
Guy outside: [looks up at Lulu] Huh.? WOW!! HEY LADY! THE ROBE'S TOO SMALL FOR YOU!! TAKE IT OFF! BUT LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN!
Lulu: Hmm. oh. Oka-. WAIT! Well I never! [slams the window shut. Looks down at her bust.] Hmmm. It is too small.
(Rikku's Room)
[Gets out of bed. She's in fluffy pink pajamas with moogles on them. She looks around the room. Noticing a note on the dresser, she walks over to it.]
Rikku: Ooooo. I wonder if it's a love note? How romantic!
[Feels a draft. Looks towards window and sees that it's open. Had it been open before? She has second thoughts about opening the letter and---]
Rikku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Runs out the room]
[Little by little everyone starts waking up. Rikku is in the living room hugging her knees on the couch. Everybody walks by without noticing anything strange.]
(At the Dining Room Table.)
Tidus: Uhhhh. Hungry.
Lulu: Apparently, you're always hungry.
Yuna: [giggles] That's very true.
Rikku [walking in cautiously]: 'Morning.
Wakka: Anyway, I'm hungry too. Why don't you flip some pancakes, Sir Auron?
Auron: Was that supposed to be a joke? Because it wasn't funny in the least bit.
Wakka: Wow, sorry, ya?
Lulu: Why don't you make something Rikku?
Rikku [eyes shifty]: I guess so. I can stir up some oatmeal. It our specialty. Nuthin' like some good old Al Bhe- Bhe. Ahem.
Yuna: I'll put together something. I believe my mother taught me how to make a decent breakfast.
Tidus: Yeah! Who doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs and toast?
HA! Tidus remembered those words for the rest of his life. Next Scene.
(Line in Front of Bathroom)
Rikku: Auron!!! Hurry up in there will ya? [Starts to hold her stomach]
Auron [from inside bathroom]: Great!! I've run out of toilet paper!! Somebody fetch me some toilet paper!
Kimahri [from back of the line]: Kimahri get it. Me know where linen closet is.
Rikku: Hurry! [Sits down on floor]
Yuna: [stomach gurgles] I'm terribly sorry. It tasted great at first, but I guess I didn't cook the yolks correctly.
Tidus: [grimaces] Yeah, not to mention the burnt toast, the burnt egg whites, the sour orange juice-
Wakka: [Lets go of stomach and whacks Tidus in the back of his head] No smart talk to the summoner!
Tidus: OUCH! Sorry.
Kimahri: Found toilet paper! [cracks open door to hand the paper over.]
All: WOOOWWWW!!!!! OH MY GOD COUGH- COUGH!!! [all rear back from smell]
Rikku: Please tell me there's air freshener!
Auron: . None that I see.
Kimahri: Wow. That smell stinky. [Hands over tissue and closes door behind him]
Rikku: Can't you do anything Yunie?
Yuna: I believe so. [starts swinging her rod] Shield us from smelly things.
Lulu: What did you do?
Yuna: I was embarrassed to tell you before, but I have learned a new ability. It protects from the smell of pollen, poisonous gasses. And other smells that are really bad.
Rikku: Go Yunie!!
Lulu: Okayyyyy..
Auron: [walks out of bathroom]: Okay, I'm done. Go ahead Rikku.
Rikku: Yay!! I can't smell anything!
So! How do you like it. Now, I want to know what you guys think about it. If I get at least two good reviews, I'll continue on. Most likely, there's only gonna be 2 chapters. So if you wanna know the ending to this wacky story, send in the Reviews!! I have it all planned in my head. I love leaving my readers in suspense. You can read my other stories. I do the same thing! Hee- hee!! R&R!! Bye- Bye!!
P.S. Can you please tell me what that bowing/praising/praying thing that they do in the game is called? I'm sure I've heard it before, but I forgot what it's called. I'd really appreciate it. I'll probably use it in the next chapter. (If you still don't know what I'm talking about, Wakka does it when he says "Praise be to Yevon". You get it now, right?