Ok, this is a crazy plotline me and a friend came up with while we were hiding in the school library. Why were we hiding you ask? Well it's a funny story, really… OK, so I couldn't be bothered to go to my geography lesson… ashamed
The twist is, you get to come up with the story.
Which means, basically, that we didn't get any further.
So I had a great idea, that, if you want to leave a review, or email me, we'll see if we can write a proper story. All contributions will be mentioned, and if you could all tell your little friendlies, we might even be able to get somewhere.
So here goes;
The story starts at the beginning of the summer.
Harry is at his Uncles house.
He kills them.(why?)
He is on the run and bumps into a dishevelled Draco in muggle London.
They end up sharing a room somewhere. (Possibly because they have no money?)
Rampant sexHarry kills Draco (why?)
Acting on a tip off (from where?)
He travels to Norway.
Disguised as a smelly beggar, he stalks Severus Snape. (why a beggar?)
Confrontation
Rampant sexHe kills Severus. (Why? Dumbly revenge?)
Goes back to England.
Arrested by Scrimgeour.
Hermione breaks him out of prison (not hard now there are no dementors).
Hides him in a safe house. (Where?)
He kills her. (why?)
Ron comes home.
Rampant sexRon dies. (How? Accident or not?)
Remus visits, sees the bodies. (What is his reaction?)
Rampant sexHarry finds out Neville is a Death Eater wannabe.
He stalks him to Mouldy's lair.
Kills Lucius and Bella. (Guards maybe?)
Finds Mouldy.
Confrontation
Rampant sexKills Mouldy Voldy. (How?)
Then Neville
Steals all the money in the lair. (Treasure chests?)
And the cheese. (Don't ask. Even my spell/grammar check is querying this one.)
Goes back to live in Norway with his rampant lover.
Norbert.
So what do you think?
Haha
Can you tell we were bored?