Okay everyone. This is my first FanFic, based on a throwaway gag in episode 6. Please read and review afterwards.

***HETALIA - AXIS POWERS I DO NOT OWN!**

The allies sit on the beach at night, the fire glowing bright. Everyone looking bored from lengthy bouts of silence. Then Russia suddenly uttered.

"Kolokolokolokola"

"What was that?" muttered China.

"Did a mosquito bite you again?" Said America,

"No" replied Russia. "It's a very common riddle in my country, You take the term "Kolokolokolokola" and insert two spaces to make a meaningful phrase."

"OH I KNOW!" shouted America, wanting to be the first to answer anything he could. "It's kola koka…aloa, um, no, damnit. Ako ola, COCA COLA! THAT IT YES!"

Russia had a blank expression on his face. England couldn't help but utter "I knew you couldn't help but say that."

"Oh yeah? Can you think of anything better?"

"I don't even know Russian"

"A-HA! I WIN"

"Damnit America you can't speak Russian either! You came up with Coca-Cola, something form your own damn country!"

"All this talk of coke make me thirsty, England fetch some Coke please."

"Yeah, do be a darling and fetch some beverages" Replied France.

"JESUS CHRIST, FRANCE!" England said with a burning rage. "DO YOU BASE YOU SOLE EXITANCE ON PISSING ME OFF IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!"

France, somewhat stunned, couldn't help but utter "…Maybe"

As England and France engaged in a vulgar argument, China complains about the mosquitoes attacking him.

"It's your clothes" Russia said.

"Huh?" replied China

"Mosquitoes are attracted to darker colors, and your wearing a dark green uniform, its true I saw on a documentary"

"Well it must be true, these guys are everywhere!"

"Do you have another change of clothes?"

"No, but I don't want these parasites to keep bugging me"

"Then take them off and be quick, I hear these things can spread disease and quickly"

"Okay" starts to unbutton shirt" it was nice of you war-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" yelled China as he suddenly realized Russia motive, Russia help but blush and giggle.

"Ugh, I hate my life" exhaled China and he sat back down.

England and France were exhausted, from the previous arguments. America just laughing in enjoyment from watching.

"I'm Really Hungry" complained Russia

"Yeah, what happened to the marshmallows?" uttered France

Almost simultaneously, every one looked at America who had a white ring of cream around his face and chuckled nervously

"GODDAMMIT AMERICA WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS?" yelled England

"You weren't gonna eat them"

"You know what, lets just go home. It's cold, I'm tired"

"But…where are we?" noted Russia

"I…don't know" said France

"Well who has the map?" said China

"I DO!" said America

"Of course you do" replied England "Of course he does"

To Be Continued.

Chapter two coming soon.

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