Hello! This is not my first fanfic, I wrote a couple of crappy ones a few years back, but it is my first Naruto one, so please be nice.

Name: Drunken Fridays

Genre: Romance, humour, yaoi/shonen-ai/boyxboy, whatever you want to call it. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ

Rating: Mature – for language and later lemons, probably.

Pairing: NarutoSasuke (a few minor hinted ones, but they're unimportant)

Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own Naruto, or I wouldn't be writing fanfics XD

Oh, and in this first chapter Naruto and Sasuke are JUST FRIENDS. NOTHING ELSE UNTIL LATER. OK?


'Oh great, the idiot's drunk again!'

It was Friday night, and as usual, Konoha's teenage ninja were throwing another party. And what party isn't complete without a few crates of booze? Where they managed to get it, no-one really knew, but they certainly managed to get through it easily.

These parties happened at least once a month, and lasted well into the night. There had been numerous attempts to stop them, or to send the adolescents home earlier, but they had all failed. The kids just went to a new house and carried on.

A few of them, however, sometimes found them to be too much.

'I'm gonna call it a night, alright guys?' shouted a dark-haired boy over the noise.

'Yeah, whatever! See ya!' Replied a tall boy with red tattoos on his cheeks, who was holding a bottle of beer and chatting to a pink-haired girl.

The dark-haired boy made his way through the crowd towards the door, but was stopped by a pretty blonde girl in a purple dress. She folded her arms over her chest and gave him a defeated look.

'Hey Sasuke, since you're going that way anyway, you mind walking Uzumaki home? The stupid bastard's drunk again.'

It was a well-known fact that the boy couldn't hold his alcohol for shit. Sasuke sighed, and then went to find the blonde boy. It wasn't hard, as he was extremely loud, and could be heard even over the deafening music.

'Come on stupid, we're leaving.' He grabbed the boy's arm and attempted to pull him away from the crowd.

'Wha? But I don't wanna.' The blonde moaned, slapping the other boy's hand in a feeble attempt to escape.

Sasuke dragged the boy out of the room and through the front door. Keeping a firm grip on his arm, he marched down the street in the direction of the other boy's apartment.

It took a few minutes to get there, during which the drunken boy managed to get away twice and started skipping down the road, humming to himself. When they finally arrived, Sasuke took the key out of his friend's pocket and opened the door, dragging him in. He followed, surveying the apartment and noting the mess everywhere. He guided his friend to the bedroom, pushing him inside.

''night.' He mumbled, turning to leave.

'Hey Sashkay, where you goin'?' The blonde looked at him, frowning and swaying slightly on the spot.

'Uh, home? Try not to throw up or anything tonight. We don't want a repeat of last time.' He moved towards the door.

'Aw, can't you shtay? Pleeeease?'

'No Naruto, I have to go.'

Naruto looked at him with a pained expression, his bright blue eyes slightly unfocused. Sasuke sighed. He knew what Naruto was like: he would keep moaning until he gave in. 'Fine, but only for a bit, okay?'

The blonde boy smiled and stumbled over to the bed. He collapsed onto it and fell asleep instantly, dead to the world. Sasuke stood and looked down at him. While he was annoying as hell when he was awake, when he was asleep he seemed almost…sweet. What am I thinking? This is Naruto! He shook his head and quietly left the room. He glanced quickly at the clock on the wall. It was already 2:45am, and he knew that it could be dangerous if he left his drunken friend here alone, so he decided to crash out on the couch. Naruto wouldn't mind, and he would probably still be asleep when Sasuke left in the morning.

The Uchiha moved some empty ramen cups and scrolls off the couch and fell onto it. It didn't take long until he, too, was fast asleep.


Sasuke slowly opened is eyes, squinting in the sunlight that streamed through the window. Shit! What time is it? He sat up and looked at the clock. 11:30? Damn, I'd better leave before Naruto gets up.

He stood up and crept quietly over to the front door, but when he was almost there he heard the bedroom door slide open and a tired looking blonde came out, rubbing his head and muttering to himself. He stopped short when he saw Sasuke, and frowned.

'Sasuke, what are you doing here?'

'Oh, um, you got drunk again last night and I walked you home, and then I decided to stay to make sure you were okay…' He trailed off. 'Sorry.'

Naruto yawned widely. 'Don't worry, I don't mind. Ugh, my head is killing me.'

The raven-haired boy smiled slightly, until he suddenly noticed that Naruto wasn't wearing a shirt. Damn, how much does he work out? He couldn't help staring at his teammate's tanned, firm chest. Wait, what am I talking about? He managed to drag his eyes away from Naruto's bare torso before the other boy noticed that he was staring.

'Um, I better go then. See ya later.'

'Why don't you stay for breakfast?' Said Naruto, looking up at the clock. 'Or lunch, whatever you wanna call it.' He grinned.

'Uh, sure,' Sasuke replied. He followed the half-naked teen into the kitchen, looking around at the rest of the apartment to try and keep his mind (and eyes) off other things. He pulled out a stool and sat at the table while Naruto ambled round the room, opening and closing cupboards.

'I've only got miso ramen left, is that alright?'

'Yeah, that's fine.'

Sasuke watched as Naruto heated up two cups of instant ramen, and then got some painkillers out of another cupboard and downed them with water.

'Ta-da!' He placed a bowl of ramen and chopsticks in front of the other boy before sitting down and digging into is own.

'So,' he said in between mouthfuls. 'were you really worried about me?'

Sasuke's face flushed red and he looked down at his bowl.

'I just didn't want the same thing to happen as last time. Remember when we had to call the medics?'

'Oh, yeah.' Naruto gave an embarrassed chuckle and rubbed the back of his neck. 'Thanks anyway.'

They finished their food in a silence that wasn't uncomfortable, and then Naruto dumped both their empty bowls in the sink. Sasuke stood up and stretched.

'Well, I'd better be going. Thanks for, uh, brunch.'

Naruto smiled. 'No problem. See you later.'

As Sasuke walked home his mind was racing. What the fuck is wrong with me? It's just Naruto! The stupid, annoying kid. He bit his lip. So why does he seem so…sexy?


Soooo……that's chapter one! Hehe, hope you enjoyed it. I'm currently half-way through chapter 2, so that should be up soon.

Um, that's about it. Please please PLEASE review, it would make me so happy and encourage me to write more! I don't write much, but I really enjoy it, so you would be making me really happy.

Bye!