Laura Windsor: II: Grave Raver Robber Stealing Extreme
Looroo knew her assignment. The man told her to harvest the blood of the villainous temple dwellers, and then Laoarar need to sell all of her looted goods in the underground black market.
Loao jumped out of her bed in the morning in London. She was wearing lingerie, but you couldn't see it because she was also wearing pyjamas. She sensed something sinister approaching the front door of her flat, so she looked about with wild eyes for a moment. But then, the sinister presence got out a machine gun and shot her door full of holes.
"Argh," Leor thought. "My artifacts!" Lal went around very fast and picked up all of the artifacts she had robbed over the years, including her own father's shoelaces and father. Suddenly, the suited man approached.
"Hmm," he said, announcing himself as the baddy in the chapter of this thing. "You know I have your pet slug captured and held at gunpoint."
Laiua wrinkled her eyes and cried for a second, then collected her thoughts and knew what she needed to accomplish.
Thrashing, she got her clothes on and leeeped out of the the window. Safely, though; she had terrible experiences with this in the deep, mysterious past. Thus, Loopr grabbed hold of the windowsill to steady her boots whilst she tied them on.
"I have your baby, Lla!" the man in the suit screamed. "I have your baby!"
Lapa realised she must be unbelievably fast in her doing of the accomplishments-will be.
London was muggy and shite that day. Lays went into the underground and instantly regretted it. An emotional scene then reared its ugly bulk out of the hideous shadows. Laogi watched a hipster imitate the hobo that was dying. Lyra grimaced and left the subway. She walked along the sidewalk with swagger, until suddenly she found herself in the airport. After visiting the potty, for an extremely brief excretion, Laul bought some of the duty-free lager for sale and drank it. It was entirely pointless as Lalaaaal was totally immune to alcohol. Satisfied, Lallty caught the aeroplane to Dunkirk.
Dunkirk was cold and wet. An emotional scene happened again, and all seemed lost for Lalrt. The tanks were dead and splayed their insides all over the floor. Llaoal found the breeze unsettling and picked up the artefact.
Suddenly her telephone rung. She dug the device out of her breast gap and answered it.
"Hello?" she asked.
"This is me," said the nasty man. "Now that you have the artefact, please come to the facility. If you don't the ransom will destroyed!"
Now fully motivated, Lalkap stole a boat and put it back to England with her in it. The bus stop in Milton Keynes, where she landed, was empty but for a single morose occupant.
After telling the occupant what was going on, Laoit looked into the man's eyes whom stared back and told her the metaphor for the moral of the story.
Amazed, Looloo travelled to the bus and said "noy" in a loud and unsightly manner. The bus slowly moved over to the base.
Latrew hid behind a bush. The guards took out their guns and looked about constantly, never seeing her. Laurtyt came and kicked them into the mouths. Dead, they splayed limbs onto the metal flooring. Lauy picked up the weapon and tramped deep into the facility.
Suddenly, the man was there. Next to him, in a massive laser vault, was being held the slug baby. Suited man ordered the guards to charge and they did, shooting as they went. Lauty dodged the bullets, although she was hit by most of them. The health bar in Luty's corner shrunk down to a tiny size, and the screen became red with Layiwt's blood and ligaments. The suited man laughed.
"Hahaha! Now I will have the artefact and you will not!" He gloated for ages, until suddenly Latrine shot the laser maker machinery and released the slug. It captured and destroyed the man, and the world was free from the evildoers.
But for how long...?