Highly disappointed that there was no post-credit AOU scene, and this is what I deemed highly appropriate. Come on, Whedon.
Me and my friends also came up with the following post credits ideas: Tony and Steve putting Mjolnir in an elevator, Pepper complaining that Tony likes to wear his mask in bed, Bucky blocked-calling Steve just to say "language". Think about it.
So yeah. My first endeavor into the Marvel realm. Here goes.
Disclaimer: lol I don't own Marvel have u seen how poor I am (I do have Disney stock though so I guess I own like .000000000000001%... Or not)
Enjoy!
*credits end*
Pepper and Jane are sitting in a small café in Paris, France, sipping coffee.
"So I guess Thor is off to God-knows where again," Jane grips her steaming coffee and rolls her eyes, "Typical."
"Yeah, well at least you know he's doing something productive," Pepper pulls out her StarkPhone and slides it across the table to Jane, revealing a selfie of Tony with stretches of cornfields behind him, "Guess who's now the proud owner of 200 acres of farm land?"
Jane's eyes widened and a smile grew on her face, sliding the phone back over.
"Go ahead, laugh," Pepper waved her hand, "Can't leave him alone for a week," she shook her head bitterly.
"Thor doesn't even know what corn is," Jane said.
"Tony can teach him how to grow it," Pepper said, "That farm is not my responsibility... This is ironic because last week, he choked on corn on the cob and condemned it to fiery pits of hell."
"Thor keeps eating the entire cob," Both women were staring into space, listing off more annoying bits that their significant others did.
"Us ladies have got to stick together," Pepper said.
"Boyfriends are irritating," Jane shook her head.
Both women are silent for a second, while taking another sip of coffee.
Jane spoke up, "Tony's worse."
Awwwwww.
Gotta keep it short, those post-credit scenes don't run long.
Joss, if you are reading this and want to take it. It's all yours on the condition that you make sure this doesn't turn sexist. I will not have you giving bad characterization to all the MCU ladies. Not again.
So anyways... Yeah thanks.
Last actual week of school- next stop, graduation!
Thanks for reading,
Lindsay