Host: Hello everybody and welcome to Talk Show PokeHole! Welcome our guests today!
Audience: *claps, whistles, yeahs, and a mix of other things*
Guests: (Ash, Misty, Brock, May, Dawn, Gary, Pikachu, and Team Rocket) *walk in*
Host: Hello, hello, everybody!
Guests: Hi.
Host: Let's start with Ash. Here's a question: Have you ever thought about dating any of your companions?
Ash: *taken aback* What?! No way!
Misty, May, and Dawn: That's a nice way of putting it.
Host: Now, Misty, here's a question for you. Are you jealous of Dawn or May?
Misty: Of course not. Why?
Host: Yes, yes, of course, Misty. Gary! Would you ever sate Misty?
Gary: I think she belongs to little Ashy.
Misty: *blush* I don't belong to anybody!
Ash: I'm not little! Or Ashy… And I don't own Misty!
Host and Audience: Oooo!
Host: Now, some you that don't know why we call the show "Talk Show PokeHole" Well, it's because the guests fall into a hole with each other; arguing and what-not.
Guests and Pokemon: Hey! We aren't in a hole!
James: There isn't a hole here!
Meowth: We'll dig one! And finally capture that yellow rat!
Jessie: You morons! It's a figure of speech!
James and Meowth: Okay, okay. Jeez, take it lightly.
Host: Pikachu, here's one for you. Why do you like ketchup? It smells terrible!
Pikachu: Pika, pik, pika. (It goes good with everything! Who doesn't like it?)
Host: Right you are! Except cake. No, no, no, everything except cake.
Guests: *stares* Everything, Pikachu? Gross.
Pikachu: *angry look*
Host: Jessie, James, is there a romantic relationship between you?
Meowth: No way! Jessie's too bossy for my buddy, James!
Jessie: Watch it you little..!
James: Jessie? No!
Audience: *yells their opinions*
Host: Looks like the audience has something to say! *walks to one audience member*
Audience Member #1: Of course there's something between them! Come on! They're adults, they travel together, what else do ya gotta do?!
Host: *walks to the next member*
Audience Member #2: There's absolutely nothing between them, and that's all. They just work with each other.
*Bell rings meaning time's up*
Host: Aww, looks like time's up, but before we leave, there's just one more question for everyone!
Audience: *cheers and whistles*
Host: Everyone, who is the most annoying person you know?
Gary: ASHY-BOY!
Ash: Gary.
Brock: Ash and Misty when their in denial.
Ash and Misty: Hey!
May: Hmm, I'm not really sure.
Dawn: Ash.
Ash: What did I do?!
Pikachu: Pika pika! (Gary.)
Gary: Ashy, what did you teach your Pokemon?
Ash: MY NAME'S ASH!
Jessie: James and Meowth. Oh! And twerps. *glares*
Meowth: Jessie.
James: I'm thi—
Host: Well, that's all! Have a great day! Bye!
James: Hey! You can't just cut me off!
Host: Just did.
James: *talks fast* Have a really nice day because the host is a mean jer-
*TV turning off sound*