Looj the Tomb Stealer: III: Return of the Suls
Faringday nutted about for a moment, before witheringly approaching the door. The door opened obligingly, and Faringday came up to Lautiy Croo. Her voice sounded like petals getting smashed to bits in a machine.
"We need to look for the temple of Aragog," she said. Her eyebrows expressed almost everything.
Faringday, being but a native, gathered his skirt and got his spear out from his closet.
Oh dear! Watershed alert!
As the children covered their shining little eyes, they were reinforced by the iron hand of the parents towering above. Anyway, Layt Crof went outside with the native man and looked about.
The sun was shining, and the ground was dusty and hard. Native sniffed, and announced he knew where the temple was. Laughb smiled, and thought for a moment. Being in northern French Indochina, she knew her way about like a rat knows it's way up the fallopian tubes of a seagull. She got into the car and drove up the lush forests, until the city was distant in the past.
The native man ululated, causing trouble. Luyat was forced to get out her weapon; the enemies approached with huge speed. They were armoured in clothes and sent eachother in with AK-74 rifles. They assumed battle position. The rocks that were about helped Lautt as she could take cover behind them. Whenever she was close to something she considered tall, she would hide behind it. Faringday laughed, and shot the enemies.
"aHha!"
The Lautry Crofoy got back into the vehicle and drove off.
As soon as the moon rose, the heroes got out of the tents. The air was thick with thin molasses. Consternation rippled through the ranks. As The Army got ready to defend, the American Army came over the ridge and started firing. Everyone died.
Lautaio found the tomb, and was perplexed by the way there was a thousand and one old weapons lying around in the dusty ground. Lauaot Crooo found a survivor: an ancient American Soldier Hero War Warrior Patriot.
"Muurica..." he croaked, as he handed over his weapon. Alkaut Cruao nearly cried with emotionality. She stole the weapon and looted the Muraca courpose. Suddely, the evil Spaniard came out of the shadows!
"Me yammo Hurty! Jaja! Muchos painasos happnonsos to youuuuuu!"
He got out his robot and fired it. The robot moved about fast, spewing bulletos out of its weapopon. Lausi dodged onto the ceiling and did a ninja attack. The robot's head flew off and caused considerable consternation for Faringday.
The villain shouted.
"Oh no! My plan!" Lauaut had been victory, and found herself at home again with thousands of pounds! Faringday was emancipated!
Or was he...?