Summary: Basically about Roy gave our cute lil' Ed a lesson about manhood. pun intended

Warning: Yaoi! If you're offended with this, please push the back button. PWP, smut, a lil hint at lemon in latter chapter, oh, and bad English since English isn't my first language.

Chapter 1

"Colonel"

"Fullmetal"

"What's so important about me coming of age that I must report to you personally?"

Colonel Roy Mustang, the top womanizer in the entire Amestris to the core, for once had a straight serious face. "I believe Fullmetal, that's not a thing you want to discuss here."

Edward raised an eyebrow. Something didn't feel right here. "What do you mean Colonel?"

With a stern tone, Roy replied, "that's means; I want this discussion to take place in my house."

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"You can hang your coat there," Roy pointed at the hanger beside the closet door.

The State Alchemists proceed to enter the enormous living room. To say this place was a house was an understatement. This place was a fucking mansion! How much did the colonel get paid for lazing around and avoiding paperwork?

Edward found himself staring at the fascinating pictures of many arrays that decorated the living room. "Hmm…not bad for someone with your taste Colonel. I'd thought that your house is filled with picture of women."

Roy gave a little chuckle. 'You have no idea what my taste are, little Ed.' "Well, I take that as a compliment coming from you Fullmetal. Beside, no women want to see her date has pictures of another woman. It'll ruin my image for sure if a woman gets angry at me."

The shorter alchemist gave a loud snort. "Just get on with the business. I'm tired and Al will be worried if I'm not home soon."

"Oh, don't worry about Alphonse. I already contacted him not to wait for you tonight. This business, as you call it, may take a little longer than a few hours."

The Fullmetal frowned at the obvious implication that he's expected to stay overnight there. Again, Ed felt like something didn't right with the colonel. He didn't usually act so serious. And what with the call! He should ask him before made any call with his brother. After all, the matter supposed to be about his, whatever that matter was.

Truth to be told, he didn't mind staying overnight at the handsome colonel house. In fact, he could feel the excitement began to bubble up in him. He had had a crush at Roy for a year. In that time, he found himself often act angry at the Flame alchemist to cover his blush so no one would suspect him having a crush over the womanizer. But he had no chance. Roy obviously didn't swing that way, judging by the way he was with women.

The frown turned into a deeper scowl that often dubbed as Edward-Elric-sour-face. 'I should stop thinking about depressing thought like this! Moreover thinking about the bastard!'

"So, Colonel bastard, let's get straight into the point. What do you want to discuss about my coming of age?"

The sly smirk that marred the colonel face while watching the Fullmetal daydreaming quickly disappeared and changed into a fake grim expression. Hopefully Fullmetal would buy it.

"Full-, no, Edward," two eyebrows shot upward this time," I know it's a sensitive subject to you. But the matter is really important since you're already 17th and considered as an adult. Surely you're smart, there's o doubt on that, but still there's something that you…lack at."

'If this colonel bastard gonna say it's my height, I'll pound his face to- wait! Not his handsome face, but maybe broke a rib or two.'

"Ed, I'm going to give you a paternity lesson."

"Huh?"

Roy sighed. It's going to be a little harder than he thought. "Its mean Ed, I, as your guardian, am going to give you a man-to-man talk since your father for obvious reason cannot."

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