disclaimer: i do not own Code Geass in any way. Your had to make me say it huh?!

Xingke: I'm scared, really scared

eunuch: it is fine to worry, they say she was given divine powers

Aarti: that I do, that I do *cackle evilly*

eunuch: please review

A night At the Palace

Xingke stood at the door of the empress' chambers, shocked. He could not believe what he was seeing. The empress had taken off her clothes and she had what looked suspiciously like a penis (don't ask what he was doing there when she was undressing, he is very confused). The "empress" had turned around, her back to the door so "she" had not seen him,(thank heavens) and he was going to leave it that way. He was just going to pretend he never saw that sight. As he moved, the door squeaked (you know that was bound to happen ) and the "empress" turned around, confused then shocked then "she" let out a silent scream. Xingke hastily stepped outside the room, shut the door and headed to the kitchen. He needed a drink, make that two or three to calm his nerves.

He could not believe it, he absolutely could not believe it. The empress being a girl was the prime reason he had taken the job to e a body guard a year ago. Wait; back up, that sounded wrong. He was not some pervert. He did not hunt little girls (just to be clear, he is all about the guys) He was into guys(repeat); he had never ever thought of girls like that(sorry Xingke fans), it was always, always and forever more guys. The last few jobs had not gone well because of the fact the they involved guys, delicious, hot, sexy men who he could not resist and did he dare mention it had not gone well. Examples, he could give you lots of examples. OK, there was one time when the wife walked, another when the husband walked in, another when his daughter walked in. Do you want to know what he was doing at all those times when people walked in. Well he would tell you. He was getting some sweet loving, not always sweet sometimes it was full of passion and Xingke being the flexible guy he is; in various different positions. The last walk in when his employer's father walked in was the last time. He had enough, enough walk-ins but never enough fuckings but he could get over that could not he? That is the tale of how Xingke decided that his career as a bodyguard for nobles was over. Then he had remembered the promise to the empress he had made years ago so he had come(oh the sweet irony) and got a job for the EMPRESS. He could not stress the word enough.

He had reached the kitchen and about to get a glass when he head soft steps behind him. He hoped it was someone other than the "empress" but he knew who it was. The empress or make that the emperor.

"Xingke….um…"

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ok, first ever story written for Code Geass, hope you like it

review please

and hah cliffhanger(that's what its called right?) hope you liked it ( repeat)