"Jean?"

"Yeah?"

"Why haven't you eaten your vegetables?"

"..."

This was the fifth time this week that Maria had to practically shove the greens down his throat and it was getting really, really annoying. She didn't understand why he had such a problem with them. He was a full grown man now! He should learn to eat his vegetables! She didn't understand! It was beyond her knowledge how on earth his mother coped with such a stubborn little brat.

"Well?" She pushed, resting her head in one hand, glaring intently at the other, who shifted nervously and looked away. "I don't like them," He mumbled, which made Maria raise an elegant eyebrow, lacing her fingers together and furrowing her eyebrows. "After I went through all the effort to make you a nice dinner, and this is how you treat me?" She asked, which caused Jean Havoc to shift in his seat some more, looking down at his half empty plate with hatred in his blue eyes.

Okay maybe she was being a little... harsh. And she didn't exactly want this relationship to end. A small smirk graced Maria Ross' lips as she thought of a way to get him to eat, and she probably would never have to make him again.

"Jean," She said firmly, standing up from her seat and moving closer to her lover, who started to sweat slightly. Perching herself on the table next to him, she crossed one leg over the other, making sure to move her skirt a little more up to reveal her shapely calves. She knew exactly how this man worked by now, as he found it extremely hard to tear his eyes away from her legs, eyeing them with a sort of wanting on his features.

"How about we... play a little game," She smirked, her voice sounded darker than usual, and Jean was a little suspicious. "Yeah?" He asked, finally looking up in to her eyes, which were narrowed on him. "What kind of game?" He asked curiously, leaning backwards slightly so he could watch her movements better.

Maria moved a little, leaning forward and cupping his face in her hand, which made him blush a little, his bottom lip quivering on impulse. Grinning, the dark haired woman, still holding on to his face stood up and sat herself down on his lap, causing him to squeak slightly and blush even more. "Well," Maria began, reaching to his plate and grabbing a handful of the vegetables randomly, putting them on her lap. "It's a great game to play," She purred, her thumb stroking his bottom lip now gently. "You'll have a lot of fun"

She then leaned forward, lids half closed, her lips puckered slightly. Jean stared at her in shock, his eyes closing fully and he leaned in. Maria grinned to herself and took the handful of vegetables, shoving them in his mouth quickly. His eyes opened in surprise and he made a muffled sound, flailing his arms and trying to get Maria off of him, who was shoving the food in to his mouth fiercely.

Suddenly the chair fell backwards and they both landed on the floor, Maria still keeping the food inside his mouth whilst Jean struggled underneath her, screaming in protest.

"EAT YOUR FCKING GREENS!"