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Title:Surprise!

Usernames

= Bella

IvoryKeys68= Edward

LochNess3=Renesmee

BigBadWolfie21= Jacob

PradaOrNada= Rosalie

GrzzlyGoesMoo= Emmett

PhysicDiamonds = Alice

IfeelYa= Jasper

LochNess3 has signed on

BigBadWolfie has signed on

PradaOrNada has signed on

GrzzlyGoesMoo has signed on

PhysicDiamonds has signed on

IfeelYa has signed on

IfeelYa: Nessie, what is this?

LochNess3: This is instant messaging. If you guys haven't been living under a rock for so long, you would know this. It's like texting only nobody knows who you are unless you tell them.

IfeelYa: First of all, we only had to live under a rock because of Emmett. Second, what's texting?

BigBadWolfie21: Never mind that. Nessie just tell them already.

PradaOrNada: Tell us, what? What is there I don't know?

GrzzlyGoesMoo: Ohhh…..gossip. Spill girl!

LochNess3: Alright, alright…Jacob and I…are maybe getting married.

IvoryKeys68 has signed on

LochNess68: Sh*t!

LochNess68 has logged off

IvoryKeys68: Jacob, don't move.

IvoryKeys68: Now, shall I bring Bella into this?

Mrs. Heathcliff: Bring me into what?

IvoryKeys68: How did we not see you log on?

Mrs. Heathcliff: I was on incognito.

GrzzlyGoesMoo:….Bella, why were you on incognito? *sly smile*

IvoryKeys68: Shut up, Emmett!

IvoryKeys68: Wait, you weren't doing anything…were you?

: Where is my daughter?

GrzzlyGoesMoo: Scroll up.

Mrs. Heathcliff has signed off

PhysicDiamonds: And here I am…just sitting…

GrzzlyGoesMoo: WIN!

Conversation ended