Dry Bowser was in charge of driving a 'Crazy Taxi' for his local duty while shopping around San Francisco, taking a good look at the bay as he was standing next to a yellow taxi cab.
"You know, I don't think this whole taxi driving thing would be so bad for me." Dry Bowser murmured as he rubbed his boney chin with his right, skeletal hand. "I reckon BD Joe didn't tell me the whole thing regarding this..."
"Trust me, this job is as crazy as it sounds." BD Joe explained to Dry Bowser in a flashback as the two were eating at a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant, with several of the other Crazy Taxi drivers literally driving like crazy in the background, causing mass panic in the city of San Francisco..
"Oh come on, it doesn't seem that bad," Dry Bowser pointed out while continuing to munch on his bunch of popcorn chicken.
Dry Bowser was suddenly snapped back to reality as a bunch of human customers jumped into the taxi cab, all of them looking completely different in each other and.
"Quick! Take us to the Pizza Hut!" One of the humans exclaimed, sounding and looking like your typical 'radical' male teenager from the 90s.
Dry Bowser took a good look at the customers, then shrugged as he nodded, surprised that they weren't spooked by his skeletal appearance. "Well, all right. Just hang on, shut up, and hold on to your butts." He started up the taxi cab, and it took off like a speeding bullet, with it rolling around at the speed of sound, Dry Bowser knocking various vehicles right by him and towards him on their sides as he tried his best to just drive, with the customers screaming in horror and joy as they lost control of their bowels.
Silver The Hedgehog hummed as he was strolling out of the Pizza Hut with a bunch of white cardboard boxes containing pizzas in his hands, opening his eyes to see Dry Bowser approaching in the crazy taxi causing havoc within the city, making him scream as he used his psychic to float just above the taxi cab, which crashed into the front of the Pizza Hut as the customers stumbled out, vomiting on the ground as they payed Dry Bowser a large amount of money for the speedy drop off.
"Jesus! Was that DB just now!?" Silver exclaimed in dismay as he came back down to the ground, looking forward as his jaw dropped in disbelief, seeing all the car wreckage in the ravaged streets.
"Wow, I actually get paid for being a menace on the road?" Dry Bowser chuckled as he placed on a blue baseball cap, smirking as he cracked his bony knuckles. "I should have done this years ago."