Disclaimer: I do not own K-On!

A/N: This is what happens when you try to think up of ideas really early in the morning or late at night...at least for me, anyway. I just felt like doing this on a whim.

"Ah, good morning."

"Mornin'."

"You sleep well?"

"Yeah I slept good. It seems my case of insomnia has finally gone away."

"That's good to hear. Damn, I can't believe we have to sit through another fucking day of school, though. So boring!"

"Yeah, I know, right? Half of this stuff we're learning won't even be used in our daily lives!"

"Especially us!"

"Uh-huh!"

"I guess class is starting now...eh? Holy cow, look at that teacher's tits! They're practically busting out of that dress! Is she a substitute teacher? I've never seen her before."

"Ha ha! Man, what I wouldn't give to squeeze those luscious boobies!"

"I feel the same way! I'm mesmerized by the way they bounce so freely...I wonder if she's wearing a bra? I hope not!"

"Let's see...judging from their size, I'd say she's a D-cup at best."

"Delicious."

"Hmm...now that I notice, what the heck is this bitch yapping on about, anyway?"

"I think it's about the history of the Japanese government."

"I know that history is supposed to teach us about how our lives are the way they are today, and how to avoid past mistakes, but aside from that it's a bunch of worthless bullshit in my opinion."

"I agree. I'd rather be in sex education class...bwa ha ha!"

"You DO know they don't actually teach you about how to have sex in that class, only how to do it safely."

"Aww, shit, really?"

"Yup."

"Damn it all."

"I was disappointed when I found out too."

"Well, what's happening now?"

"It looks like class is over."

"Ah, okay. So I guess we're doing something else...geez, I hate school..."

"Me too! Me too! I wish...I wish I could just burn it all down to the fucking ground!"

"Yeah! I'd lock all the doors and windows and pour lighter fluid on all the students and teachers and laugh merrily as they burst into flames!"

"I'd totally touch myself while they're dying!"

"Fuck yeah!"

"Although I would feel kind of guilty afterward..."

"Nah, I wouldn't. I like to live in the moment, and enjoy everything despite the consequences."

"You one badass mofo!"

"That's my favorite nickname, ya know!"

"BWA HA HA HA!"

"BWA HA HA HA HA!"

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Whoa, it's Mio! It's really her!"

"Yeah, it is! Damn, she looks hotter every time I see her!"

"She's just a kid, but her tits are just as big as that teacher's. What a fortunate young woman she is."

"SO FUCKIN' MOE!"

"I feel a bit bad for her though; she's such a push-over and she lets Ritsu boss her around all the time."

"I dunno why, but as hot as she is, I think it'd be even better if she made out with that Ritsu chick right about now!"

"It's adorable! It's adorable! And it's hot! I love it, I love it!"

"I would orgasm all over the place!"

"We're such perverts, aren't we?"

"Yeah, but it's fun as hell!"

With a distressed expression, Miko Akiyama turned to her blonde friend. "Umm, Mugi...do you hear something right now? It sounded like two voices whispering amongst themselves."

"Nope!" Tsumugi shook her head, blissfully unaware that her eyebrows were conversing among themselves.

"Hmm...I must be imagining things, then..."

"Ha ha, you're so silly...and sexy...Mio-chan!" Tsumugi chuckled.

"What did you say?"

"Huh? I just said you're silly."

"Oh."