Sheepeater244: The 3rd installment in the series- Squall goes shopping

Squall takes the time to go shopping with Rinoa.

Squall: Let's go shopping

Rinoa: Why

Squall: Coz we can

Rinoa: Why

Squall: Coz we can

Rinoa: Why

Squall: I'll get fried duck, you love fried duck we had that at our anniversary

Rinoa: We're not married you dumbass

Squall: Oh

Rinoa: Yes oh

Squall: oh

Rinoa: oh indeed

Squall: Let's go

Rinoa: Shopping?

Squall: yes

Rinoa: oh! Damn it!

Squall: What

Rinoa: I wanted other stuff

Squall: why

Rinoa: coz I do

Squall: why

Rinoa: coz I do

Squall: oh

Rinoa: Let's go already

Squall: no

Rinoa: why

Squall: coz I don't wanna anymore

Rinoa: why

Squall: coz I don't wanna anymore

Rinoa: oh

Squall: Well let's go shopping

Rinoa: I thought we weren't going

Squall: Well we are

Rinoa: why

Squall: coz I wanna again

Rinoa: why

Squall: coz I wanna go again

Rinoa: oh

Squall: I should go before I change my mind

10 minutes later on the way to the shops with squall driving

Squall: Where are we going?

20 minutes later on the way home

Squall: Where are we going?

Rinoa: Home

Squall: I thought we were going to the shops

Rinoa: Well turn around and go there

Squall: Go where?

Rinoa: The shops

Squall: oh

Rinoa: Yes let's go

Squall: Ok

1 hour later in the Kashkabald desert

Squall: Where are we?

Rinoa: The shops in Thailand

Squall: Sweet

Rinoa: Not really

Squall: oh then where are we

Rinoa: Get out

Squall: But it's my car

Rinoa: I don't care

Squall: oh ok then

Rinoa: Good

Squall; She'll be back any minute, no one can resist Squall

2 hours later with squall still standing there

Squall: Hello?

Cactuar: Hey what're you doing here?

Squall: Oh hello little fairy

Cactuar: I'm a Cactuar

Squall: oh

Cactuar: Come in meet the mrs. and have a beer

Squall: Sweet

Cactuar: Well come on then

Squall: oh

Squall followed Cactuar through a dark tunnel for 4 hours a day after the 15th day

Squall: Where are we going?

Cactuar: Get out

Squall: oh

Cactuar: Out!

Squall: Shit

Squall walked outside and saw the shop and squall's car in the parking lot getting towed

Squall: oh

Rinoa walked outside

Squall: oh you're that bitch who stole my car

Rinoa: Yup

Squall: We're through

Rinoa: Get out

Squall: Out of where

Rinoa: The parking lot

Squall: But it's for everyone

Rinoa: OUT!

Squall: oh

Squall walked outside muttering the fight's not over

Squall: muwahsahahhahaahahahahahahahha!cough, splutter, muwahhahahahaha! Oh I need to work on that.

Catch the next episode of Squall's hard life!

Sheepeater244: This story kicks total ass and is totally sad isn't squall's life hard:D