Narrator's POV

One day, after a night of annoyances and trouble from the "kids" Carlisle came up with a great idea…

Esme's POV

"Everyone get down here!" I heard Carlisle shout. I love the man, really I do, he is brilliant and hot… but he doesn't need to shout.

I walk into our family room. I see Edward, Bella and Nessie on the couch. Jake is standing behind it, staring at Nessie. Edward looks annoyed and so I can only guess what Jake might be thinking.

Rose and Emmett walk in from the yard and Alice and Jasper come down the stairs.

"So," Carlisle says, "I have come to a decision…"

"What did you decide?!" Emmett interrupts him. Carlisle glares, I try to look annoyed, but it truly was funny.

I glance at Edward, what is her planning? I think my question. I see Edward shrug slightly, obviously he is to busy monitoring Jake's thoughts to listen to Carlisle's.

"As I was saying before," Carlisle starts, "I have decided that we need rules."

Everyone groaned when he said that. However, he rolled his eyes and continued.

"Everyone will receive ten rules, and they will be written by the person's partner. Also, they should be written in a third person manner. For example if I wrote on Esme's that she can not have Jasper make me depressed, the rule is unclear. Because even though Esme knows I wrote it, she could take me as Edward and still have Jasper make me depressed. Does everyone understand?"

So wait… this means that Carlisle and I will be getting rules also? What did we do to deserve that?

I look at everyone's faces and it seems that they are thinking the same thing. I could answer that question though.

"Esme and I will go first," Carlisle says, and then he leaves the room.

Carlisle's POV

This will be difficult for me; there is nothing wrong with Esme. This assignment will be the easiest for everyone but Esme and me. However, we must set an example.

Edward's POV

What the hell?! How am I supposed to do this stupid assignment? Bella is perfect she has never… oh wait.

Bella's POV

Edward is not allowed to… to what? I have no idea. What has he ever gotten in trouble for doing? Whatever it is, I should put it on the list, which would please Esme and Carlisle the most.

Emmett's POV

Well I guess Carlisle thought this would be hard to do. It won't be hard, though. Rose has done some bad things and I know for a fact that they are things Esme and Carlisle do not approve of.

Rosalie's POV

Oh yeah! This will be so easy! Heck, Carlisle should make us write twenty rules! I already know what I am going to write.

Jasper's POV

This is confusing! I know that Alice has done some bad things, but I'm having trouble remembering them. I blame everyone for acting confused because their partners "never do anything wrong".

Alice's POV

This will be easy. I sort of saw this coming; it was blurry because of the presences of Jake and Nessie, though. However I looked into the future and saw a couple things that were worthy of being on Jasper's rules list.

Jake's POV

Has Nessie ever done anything wrong? I know that she has, but I can't remember them. I think that since I imprinted on her I just instantly forget ever flaw. I guess I'll have to remember now.

Nessie's POV

Jake has done some bad things, like kiss my mom. But I know he'll never do that again, because he loves me. However, there are some other things that I am sure he will do if they aren't on his list.