A/N It doesn't completely follow "Alice In Wonderland," just the basics. This is Randy Orton/Wade Barrett slash. Rated T to M for future chapters. Randy's 22 and Wade's 18.
Wade In Wonderland.
Chapter 1 : A Story Like No Other.
A 18-year-old boy hummed to himself as he sat in a bunch of different coloured flowers, in a field about a mile away from his home, only half listening to the History lesson that his Uncle William Regal was giving him. It was a boring day to say the least, but he didn't really mind it, considering that all the flowers around him were beautiful to see and keeping him company was non other than his ginger cat - Heath. Who also seemed to be enjoying the flowers surrounding them, lay on his lap - lazily gazing over the boys knee to look at "said" flowers. The 18-year-old spent most of his time making small-flowered crowns, Heath didn't really look to appreciate the yellow and red crown that had been popped on his head though. But it was all good fun.
"Wade Barrett!" William Regal cut into his daydreaming. "Will you please pay attention to your lesson?"
"I'm listening," Wade sighed while stroking his cat, Heath, who gave him a "sure you were" look. "Carry on." Wade said, drifting back into his daze - if only the poor boy knew how much noise he was making when he daydreamed. Wade always ended up humming whenever he was ignoring someone or thinking over something important.
"Wade, please." William begged, holding out a history book to him. Who just stared at it blankly.
"I'm sorry, William, but how can I focus on a book that hasn't one picture in it?"
"My dear child," William began, his eye twitching slightly - making Heath get up from Wade's lap. "There are plenty of great books on this earth that's without pictures, you're 18, act like it."
Wade rolled his eyes, leaning back against a tree. 'In this world there maybe books without pictures,' he thought, 'but this world in dull and boring...' Wade looked up at William. "In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures."
"Nonsense," Regal half laughed as he turned a page in the book. "Now, from the beginning."
"Nonsense?" Wade questioned himself silently before grinning, picking up Heath and popping the ginger furred cat in his lap once more. "It would be nothing but nonsense in my world. Where animals can talk, humans who have fins, bikes that can fly, dragons who can turn into humans! A golden palace full of treasures, three kingdoms that are at war with each other - only the bravest knight's will fight for their king and country. You see?" Wade asked, looking at Heath who meowed loudly - almost like he was grinning too. "You wouldn't meow, you'd say "Yes, I see Wade," you'd be able to talk back to me instead of me just talking to you." Heath seemed pleased with that idea.
Wade jumped up, Heath in his arms as he did. They made their way to a field of horses, which was to the right. Wade continued to explain what he's world would be like, William was yelling at him, but was clearly being ignored. Instead William tossed his book down and went back towards the overly large house that belonged to Wade's mother and father. Hopping over the fence that separated the two fields, Wade put Heath down on the grass and held out his arms as he kept explaining about the kingdoms and why they were at war.
Suddenly though, the clouds began to go a dark grey colour and rain started to fall. Wade covered his head slightly and groaned, he'd have to go home now, but he really didn't want too. But he was in nothing but a baggy white shirt and tight black trousers - leather black (slightly heeled) boots on his feet. So he'd get soaked pretty fast if he didn't rush home. Unfortunately, before Wade could even think about turning around to go home, thunder was heard and then lightening came down near by the field they were in. The horses were spooked and started to run around in a panic, Heath had meowed loudly and then he began to run around.
"Heath!" Wade called after he's cat. Seeing a ginger behind running through the horses legs to try and get to safety. Wade, without thinking, followed. Rushing through the horses, getting knocked about a good few times - surely having some fractured ribs from this. Wade amazingly got through most of them until one chestnut coloured horse knocked him to the floor, he was almost trampled over by three others. Finally, after only having a few bruises on his face, the horses ran down the other side of the field as the storm continued. Wade groaned as he slowly got up to his feet, his whole body ached. His vision was blurry and he could barely stand, but he could just about hear Heath's meows even though it was raining heavily - the thunder-storm wasn't helping much either.
Wiping his busted lip clear of blood, Wade moved to where the sound was coming from until he reach yet another tree. This one was the tallest of all the trees that was on the Barrett land, Wade had barely come this way before. He normal stayed in the flowered field or with the horses, just daydreaming too long to truly notice trees. Reaching the base of the tree, Wade looked up, seeing a ginger cat stuck up on the top branch. "Heath?" Wade called, the cat looked down - clearly terrified of how high he'd gotten up.
Shaking his head, Wade pushed back his longish black locks and started to climb the tree. Grabbing onto branch after branch and hoisting himself up, he finally reached the top of the tree. Heath was sitting there, looking at Wade with his haze cat eyes. The Brit moved his hand to grab hold of Heath, but then lighting struck and Heath pounced in fear. His claws digging into Wade's chest and the 18-year-old fall backwards, falling down from the tree. Wade closed his eyes tightly as he fall, hitting branches as he did yet non of them stopping him from falling further.
Wade could feel Heath's claws digging into him more as they continued to fall, it took a moment before Wade finally realised that they had been falling for longer than he'd been climbing. Slowly, the young Brit opened his green eyes, only to see a small opening of a hole and the tree going further and further away from them. And for the first time in so long, he let himself fall more into the darkness of where ever this was...
Wade In Wonderland.
Chapter 2 : The Annoying Goat-Faced-Dwarf.
T.B.C - Maybe. ^.^