I have decided to begin a new "ship" as they are so fondly called...so read and WORSHIP muahahaha!

Hi I am Rowena Ravenclaw and I love Gilderoy Lockhart so much-it's painful. He completes me. This will be our story; our account of our journey of loooove.

Hi I am Gilderoy Lockhart. Rowena Ravenclaw has given me some intellegence so that I can actually speak. I WILL BE HEARD!

Calm down, dear. This is only the introduction, after all. We don't want to scare any of our readers away.

Hey, with all of the Dumbledore/Ginny stories I doubt this little trifle will bother anyone.

That remains to be seen….

I met Gildy after being brought back to life (along with Walt Disney) through my clever use of cryogenics. Global warming finally thawed me, and here I am today! Gildy and I met in a dark alley where he mistook me for his reflection. It was then that I knew drastic action needed to take place…

So we continued to meet….and finally commenced to date. And this is our account of our relationship….

We bring you………ROWENA AND GILDEROY"S DATING DIARIES!