"Hahaha, I've got you now, Sonic!" Robotnik said "I have all the Chaos Emeralds, so you can suck my diiiii-ctionary!"
"Not this time, Robotnik!" Sonic spindashed away from an incoming metallic claw "You're too slow!"
"I'LL POOP ON YOU!" Robotnik shouted in frustration.
"That's no good." Sonic stopped to say the sentence. However, Sonic got hit, and launched to the side.
"Ah shi-" Sonic got interrupted by crashing into a tree.
"Sonic!" Tails ran up worryingly.
"Ew, don't touch me f &&07!" Sonic stood and gave Tails the largest backhand ever documented.
"What are we gonna do, Sonic!?" Tails started to lose hope.
"I don't know Tails..." Sonic responded "Robotnik's using the power of the Chaos Emeralds, and it makes him too stroange."
"Haha, I have a very powerful!" Robotnik started juggling the emeralds.
"I know!" Tails exclaimed "We'll just use this thing I invented this morning!"
"Lay it on me, my amigo!" Tails shoved his invention in Sonic's hand. A minimum.
"Wut?" Sonic looked at what was in his hand.
"It's a minigun!" Tails explained.
"Tails, no." Sonic said.
"Just use it!" Tails persisted.
"No." Sonic replied.
"JUST PULL THE TRIGGER." Tails said, going insane.
"Tails, PLEASE." Sonic worried about his friend.
"Do it f &&07." Tails pulled a gun to Sonic's head.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Sonic rapidly shot at Robotnik.
That Night
Sonic rested on his bed, traumatized. He felt a thump on his bed and looked over to see Robotnik with his pants down.
"I told you I'd poop on you!"
End