I'm sorry chapter two is taking so long. Christmas break is coming up soon, and I promise I will have the chapter out to you by then. Until then, in the spirit of the Christmas season, please enjoy this holiday short.
Summary: Various "Dear Santa…" letters written by various members of the Yu Yu cast.
Disclaimer: I do not in any way, shape, or form neither own Yu Yu Hakusho nor any of the characters.
Yusuke:
Dear Santa,
Please give my mother directions to the nearest AA meeting. And while you're at it, tell Pacifier Breath, that no I don't care how small the case is, or how quick I'll be done, I want to enjoy my break!
Thanks,
-Yusuke
Kuwabara:
Dear Santa,
I hear you need another elf this year. Hiei would be glad to help.
-Kazuma Kuwabara
P.S. Don't let him read this.
Hiei:
Dear Santa,
What do you mean I'm on the naughty list? Kuwabara's still alive isn't he?
-Hiei
Kurama:
Dear Santa,
Sorry about last year. You know, the whole "lily in the back yard trying to eat one of your reindeer" thing. There are some poinsettias on the table for you as a token of my apology. They're not demonic, I swear.
Sincerest Apologies,
Kurama.
P.S. Do you know what Botan would want for Christmas? I can't seem to find the right gift for her.
Botan:
Dear Santa,
I got Kurama mistletoe for Christmas; do you think he'd get the hint?
Love,
Botan
Yukina:
Dear Santa,
Could you make Kazuma and Hiei be nice to each other please? Kazuma tells me not to waste my healing power on him, saying he's fine on his own but I'm worried.
With lots of love and warm greetings,
Yukina
George:
Dear Santa,
Could you have Koenma give me a few days off?
Sincerely,
George
Koenma:
Dear Santa,
I can still keep my pacifier, right?
-Koenma
Touya:
Dear Santa,
May I please have a few more inches, to a foot in height please?
-Touya
Jin:
Dear Santa,
Can ye send ae bit of warm wind this way? Unlike Toy', I can't control climate, and me hands get stiff from swishin' around all those cold breezes.
Hope ye're keeping warm,
-Jin
Shishiwakamaru:
Dear Santa,
I would like to add a straightener to my Christmas list. Suzuka took mine apart, after saying he needed small screws for a new weapon if his.
-Shishiwakamaru
P.S. This house needs another mirror…
Suzuka:
Dear Santa,
Do you know where I can buy some, big, heavy, hard to pick locks? This makes the fifth time this week I've had to change the lock on the basement door because Rinku and Jin keep sneaking into my lab.
-Suzuka
Chuu:
Dear Santa,
What would you recommend for a Christmas drink? People say eggnog is good, but I prefer something that doesn't come in a carton. What about Bourbon?
-Chuu
Rinku:
Dear Santa,
First off, I'd like to apologize for eating all you cookies last year. I left the milk though. I would also like to apologize (Chuu told me to) for throwing water balloons at Shishi, messing with Suzuka's experiments, and rerouting all the electrical wiring in the house. Jin also tells me to apologize for tying him up with yo-yos, and then leaving him strung up for an hour. It's not my fault I forgot! I also want to say I'm sorry for dropping that spider down Kuwabaka's shirt, and tossing a baseball at his head. (On the off chance, you totally understand that whole thing with the Dark Tournament right? You know, me fighting him and whatnot?) I also apologize for dumping all of Shishi's hair products down the drain, and filling the empty bottles with hair dye. Now that we have that out of the way, can you make it snow more? The sun was out yesterday, and melted most of the snow in our yard, and Suzuka won't let me keep snowballs in the freezer.
-Rinku
P.S. I'm not using the snowballs for anything bad, I promise!
I got this idea after reading a book my mother had bought from a bookstore titled Cat's Letters to Santa. It was cute, and I hope you find this cute too. Rinku's going to have to make a lot of cookies this year if he wants to be forgiven, but Santa's a good guy anyway, so there's hope for him. If you have any other characters that you want me to cover, hit the review button, and type away. Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays!