This probably isn't going to be that long but it's been a while since I've done a fanfiction that has had a lot of humor in it. I don't own anything, Enjoy!

Pony Days Chapter 1: How to Pick a Pony

A few days ago Luna had been kidnapped from Equestria by a man and brought to this planet. He put a collar on her that had a device on it that made her not able to speak. The ship she was on crash landed and she was able to escape but she was badly injured. The shelter's owner had captured her and brought her back to health but then hid her in the basement.

It was late at night and all of the lights at the Chaotix house were out except there was a faint bluish glow coming from the leader, Vector's room. He couldn't get much sleep that night and decided that he would catch up on some episodes of his favorite detective show, Sir. Dellenwon.

It wasn't a very popular show, mainly because of the bad acting and the huge plot holes that were throughout the series. It was only the people like Vector, with nothing better to do that the show was still airing new seasons every year.

It was a bout two detectives, Sir. Dellenwon, his female companion, Miss Terra and his trusty blood hound named Jack. The various episodes were of the three going around London and solving strange mysteries like, the Burglary of Big Pop Doughnuts.

The show was a great sleeping aid though and it was working with the Crocodile who already had one eye closed and one half open to try and finish the episode before he fell asleep. The blood hound had just found the bad guy by sniffing him out and Sir. Dellenwon ran up and rewarded the dog. "Every good detective needs a good hound by their side." The detective said and patted the dog on its side.

Vector suddenly sat up at hearing those words. "Why don't we have a dog?" Vector asked out loud. He began to wonder why they didn't have a dog; all the good detectives had a dog. Even Sherlock Holmes had Dr. Watson.

The next morning Charmy Bee, a small child that was a member of the Chaotix sat at the dining room table. Vector walked into the room and Charmy perked up. "Vector, we're out of cereal." He said but Vector ignored him and walked strait to Espio the Chameleon who was meditating on the living room coffee table. "Vector did you hear me!?" Charmy cried after him.

"Espio wake up; don't make me go get the ice water again." Vector demanded. Espio opened his eyes and glare at his friend. "We need to talk." Vector told him. The chameleon sighed.

"Go ahead." He told the leader. Vector handed him a few sheets of paper and before Espio could even look them over Vector began talking.

"Through research I have found that detectives need dogs to help track or find things." He explained. Espio raised a brow.

"What are you saying?"

"We need a dog." Vector said but it came out more like a beg. Espio pushed himself off the table and began to head to his room.

"We have Charmy." Espio said as he continued to walk away. Charmy pulled the cereal box off his head and began looking around with a confused expression on his face.

"Huh?" Charmy began to look between the two. Vector got in front of Espio and held out his arms so that he couldn't pass him.

"Come on Espio." Espio crossed his arms. He knew that in about two days Vector would be bored of a dog and the responsibility would fall on him. "Come on, just one dog."

"We're getting a dog!?" Charmy asked from the table. Vector and Espio both looked at him.

"No!" Espio answered.

"Two against one. It's settled then, we're getting a dog." Vector said.

"Yay!" Charmy cheered, jumping out of his chair. Espio rolled his eyes and groaned.

"Pack your things Charmy, we're going to go get our dog." Vector told him but Charmy was already zooming past them back to his room to get ready.

Vector and Charmy had arrived at the local pet pound where the owner greeted Vector and the two began to talk. Charmy was quickly bored and began to explore the shelter. He found the room where the dogs were kept and began to check the dogs out.

The pound was pretty small and there were only four dogs in there at the moment. One was blind and had long white dreadlocks that covered its glassy eyes, there was a small Chihuahua mix that was scared to death to be touched, a vicious bulldog that attacked the bars when someone would walk by that then in the last cage was a brindle mutt that refused to come up to Charmy.

Charmy didn't like any of the dogs; they all had some kind of problem. He walked out of the room just as Vector and the owner had walked in. "What did you think Charmy?" Vector asked. Charmy just shrugged and left the room.

Charmy found the cat room but there weren't any cats in the cages. He was about to go find Vector when he noticed another door behind the counter. 'Maybe they have more dogs in there.' Charmy thought. He flew behind the counter and opened the door.

Behind the door was a long dark stair case that descended deep into the ground. A burst of cold air hit the child and he shivered. There was a strange smell that was in the room, it didn't stink but it didn't smell good either. "Is there anyone down there?" He called. He waited but there was no reply.

Curiosity was killing him by then, he had to know what was down there. He took his first step and then another and before he knew it he was almost to the bottom. Although the basement was dark Charmy could tell that it was pretty wide and spacious.

He stepped onto the dirt floor of the cellar and noticed a light up ahead, it was a dim light and it looked like it was coming from a lantern. "Hello?" He called again. He walked directly over to where the light was. He looked around but he didn't see anything. "Is there someone here?" He asked again. He was about to turn back until he heard something approaching him.

"Charmy you ready to go?" Vector asked as him and the man walked out of the back room. The owner had the brindle mutt on a leash that was the one he planned on adopting. They both walked to the front desk and the man gasped at seeing the door behind the counter open. "What's back there?" Vector asked but the man didn't answer him.

The man shoved the leash into the crocodile's unrespecting hands and bolted down the stairs. Vector raised a brow. He tied the dog to the counter and hurried after the man. 'I hope Charmy didn't do something.' He thought.

The man had stopped at the bottom of the steps and Vector nearly stumbled over him. The room was filled with laughter which Vector recognized as Charmy's. He looked where the man was looking to see a large animal close to his friend. "Charmy!" Vector cried and pushed the owner out of the way and hurried over to his friend.

He stopped only a few feet away when he realized that the animal was a good sized grey pony. It looked back at him. Its eyes were a beautiful blue and its mane was a dark blue and purple that flow despite there being no wind. Charmy walked around it. "Can we have her Vector?" He asked. The pony rolled its eyes and nudged Charmy who began giggling.

"I'm sorry that one is not for adoption." The owner said walking over to the group. "Now let's get upstairs and fill out your adoption papers." He said, turning away and heading back for the stairs.

"Sorry, come on Charmy." Vector said and began following the man until he noticed that the bee wasn't following him. He looked back at him.

"But this one is perfect." Charmy said and began to stroke her neck. "Every detective has a dog, just think about how unique we'll be with a pony." Charmy tried to convince him. Vector thought it over for a little then he sighed.

"Alright, I'll see what I can work out." He finally gave in. Charmy smiled brightly and pet the pony's forehead one last time before they both went upstairs.

A few hours of negotiating the man finally got annoyed of the two and allowed them to adopt the pony. They filled out the adoption papers and the man got the pony and gave the leash to Vector. "Her name's Luna. I would recommend that you hold onto her, sometimes she'll try to run away from ya." He said.

"Thank you sir." Vector said and the two left, pony in hand.

It was late afternoon and Espio had enjoyed the nice and quiet day alone. He knew that there would never be another quiet day or restful night with a dog mixed into all the chaos that happened in this house. He had just finished pouring a cup of coffee when the front door came opened.

Charmy flew in and held the door open for Vector who walked in next and then to Espio's surprise a pony. Charmy closed the door then landed next to the pony. "What ya think Espio?" Charmy asked cheerfully. Espio stayed quiet as Vector unclipped the leash off the pony's collar so that she could explore the place.

She began to look around the room she was standing in. "Come on, I'll show you my room." Charmy offered and flew onto the other room. The pony hesitated but followed after him slowly. Espio looked to Vector who was still watching after them.

"A pony?" Espio asked, getting Vector's attention. "Seriously? Where did you even find a pony?"

"They had one at the shelter." He replied. He walked over and poured himself a cup of coffee. "I thought the same thing but Charmy really wanted her." He finished then shrugged.

"How do you even train a pony?" Espio asked. Vector just replied with another shrug. The chameleon sighed. "Whatever, I just hope you know that you'll be the one taking care of it." He said then walked to his room.

Hope you enjoyed! Will have next chapter up soon.