Shojonohikari: Hey this will be my second story. This is purely for humor. This is the first chapter (obviously) and each chapter will have different people trying to kill Sasuke depending on what I feel like using to kill him with. I hope that this is fun for you anti-Sasuke fans. Here we go.

12 Ways to Kill Sasuke

Chapter 1: Sakura-chan, Why Won't You Join our Forces Against Sasuke

Naruto's Point of View

At Ichiraku Ramen…

"Hey Sakura-chan, don't you think that our creator, Masashi Kishimoto, likes Sasuke just a little bit to much?" I said when Sakura and I were eating lunch. "I mean this is my show, if he is just gonna make the whole thing revolve around Sasuke then he should change the name of the show to Sasuke."

"Humph!, You just have no taste, Naruto. Sasuke-kun is great and awesome and you are just jealous." She retorted.

"But I think that we should unit together against Sasuke and-"

"Just stop already!" She interrupted "Your just jealous! I'm leaving!"

"Fine Sakura, but just so you know I'm gonna get as many people as I can and go through with my plans."

"Whatever!" She yelled from across the street.

Later the day…

Naruto along with Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara, Tenten, Rock Lee, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Chouji, Temari, Konkuro, and Konohamaru all gathered at Neji and Hinata's house.

"Whoa guys, your house is big." I said

"If you called us all here then pay attention." Neji snapped at me like I was an idiot.

"Only if you promise to give me a tour one day."

"What? Okay, fine whatever just say what you want."

"Okay, so I was talking to Sakura-chan earlier and I was saying that Kishimoto-sama is giving all of my spotlight to Sasuke, I mean the show is called Naruto, right?"

"Yeah, your right but what do we do about it?" Konohamaru inquired.

"Well that's why your all here, and Konohamaru your up first."

"Cool that's awesome, me, first, hey wait first for what?"

"Ok here is what we are gonna do, I've got 12 know ways to kill Sasuke, and I've now got 12 excellent shinobi and kunoichi to help me out in executing my plans. Konohamaru since your first and the youngest, you get the easiest way to kill him, hopefully this will end it all and we won't get caught. Is everybody up for the task?"

"Yep!" Everyone said in unison.

"Ok Konohamaru, now here is my plan-

To Be Continued…

Shojonohikari: Ok guys hoped you liked the first chapter if you read and message I will continue. Thanx XD.