Disclaimer: I do now own Naruto and if I did Orochimaru, Sasuke and Kabuto would be straight and Sakura is useless and a whore and Naruto will have a beautiful girlfriend that makes the canon girls look like a joke.
I know that you think im discontinuing all my stories, and i have to say...thats half true. Im really really busy and school is really starting to be a downer in my life and im starting to lose interest in wrting to please you all and im so sorry and i definetly have NO EXCUSES.
Konoha's flying thunder god-I may need more time what to write for the next chapter
Pity from the white origami-I might give up on this but hey...you'll never know
Get em Kyuubi-I ran out of "funny" to slap on there
Sister's lust-Im still thinking
Summery: A drunken Tsunade sends Naruto a rank "S" mission that was suppose to be Kakashi's, Naruto is going to have a problem in his hands when he'll stumble upon a kunoichi, set after sasuke retrevial arc and before jirayia training. Narutoxoc minor, lemon
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CHAPTER 1 WRONG MISSON
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It was another wonderfull, peacefull morning for Konohagakure. The birds are chirping happily for several seconds later...only to eaten by a bigger predator, civilians and shinobi alike are stretching their muscles only to find themselves pulling a muscle. Izumo and Kotestu who are currently guarding the gate had fallen into a deep, DEEP sleep during thier duties so the burglers/bandits easily looted houses that were empty at the moment. So in other words...it was...
BOOOOOOOM!!
...a not so peaceful morning due to Tsunade's drunken rage.
Yep, it was another morning ritual for Konoha again.
- Tsunade's angry yells and flying bodies (of the misfortunate workers who annoys her) were seen/heard for miles.
- Screams of "HENTAI!!" or "PERVERT!!" from the hot springs and the "TOAD SAGE" Jiraiya was running in the speed of light as if his life depends on it.
- 95 percent of the village were woken up mostly from "FLAMES OF YOUTH!" in addition of "GAI-SENSEI!!" and "LEE!!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!!
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!!"
(sob) "OH GAAAAI-SENSEEEEI!!"
(sob) "OH LEEEEEEE!!"
"FOR KAMI SAKE YOU TWO!! SHUT UP!!"
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"Oooooohh" Moaned Tsunade the legendary slug Sanin and also the "legendary sucker." She resisted the urge to bang her head against the desk. It has been a rough week for her, a week of endless stamping, endless signatures of countless forms, and most of all...
She hadn't had any sake for the past week either!
'Damn you Shizune..." She thought angrily and eyed the said person in front of her, in the raven hair's arms was...
'...More paper work...!' The blonde thought miserably and her hand twitched, oh how desperate was she to grab the sake bottle behind her and chug like she never chugged sake before!
"Good morning Tsunade-Sama!" Chirped a happy Shizune and slammed the stack of paper on the desk, oblivious to the full pent glare her superior sent at HER direction.
"Good morning Shizune..." She growled.
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"No Naruto! I will not go out with you and thats final!" Shrieked a 12 year old girl who wore a cute, bright red dress, bubblegum pink hair, bright green eyes and a rather large forehead. Behind her was a boy who was also 12 years of age. He wore a rather clownish orange jumpsuit and can be seen for miles. Bright sunny blonde hair, a remarkable tan skin complextion and stunning blue eyes. And what else is remarkable is the three lines on his cheeks that resemble whiskers, a sign of a curse.
"C'mon Sakura-chaaaan! Just this once!" He once again got another answer which was harsher then the last.
Uzumaki Naruto, was child of many wonders and also Konoha's resident Jinchuuriki
12 years ago when the village of the leaves was a peaceful place to live, (Well, at least more "peaceful" then it is now...) A Kyuubi no Youko or rather "Nine tailed fox demon/spirit" attack and nearly destroyed the village. Many brave souls fought and parished to keep the overgrown fox at bay. They all nearly lost hope until one man name Namikaze Minato the Yondaime Hokage or rather the fourth Hokage of Konohagakure no sato. Many cheered and died by Kyuubi's ever so deadly claws before they could even cheer again. It was a long and brutal battle but in the end the Kyuubi was defeated by a jutsu known as SHIKI FUUN which kills the user and seal the victim into another object.
The Yondaime Hokage used the forbidden jutsu to trap the demon and seal it into a newborn infant.
And that infants is...Uzumaki Naruto.
As a "Jinchuuriki"...they are known to be shunned and ridiculed. They grow up alone and miserbly. Most however gone insane and bloodthirsy and powerful. But Naruto in another case...
"NO NARUTO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!"
...Still can't take the hint that his childhood crush won't go on a single date with him.
Feeling rejected, he turned his back on the fuming pink girl. Soon when he's out of sight. Sakura blinked before realizing what she done.
'Maybe I went a bit too far with him? Nah, he'll get over it...he always get over it...'
Oh how wrong/right she is...
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A preteen blonde boy was visible in the crowd and was trodding sadly.
'Aw maaan...'
'TCH...JEEZ...' Naruto froze as a familier demonic voice echoed throughout his young naive mind. 'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN THAT PINK SKANK OF A FLESHBAG...'
Naruto blinked before shouting outloud.
"DON'T CALL HER A SKANK-er!" He quickly clapped both hand on his mouth as he noticed his outburst caused the people look at him funny. Soon the stares becomes glare when they realize who it was and went back to their reguler days but not before saying "demon brat/noisy brat/loud greenthorn" under their breath.
'Jeez, thank a lot...hey wait...HOW CAN YOU TALK IN MY HEAD!?
'WELL...DUE TO YOUR BATTLE WITH THAT SHARINGAN BRAT...' He growled and emphrased the "Sharingan". 'THE SEAL THAT HOLDS ME HAS LIGHTEN A BIT, MAKI-'
'AW MAN! You mean I have to listen to YOU everywhere I go!?'
'INSOLENT BRAAAAAT!! But yes...'
'Aaaaw maaaan...'
'Silence! Besides I'm bored, ask that fat chest women for a mission or something, since the seal has lightened a bit, I can now smell, see and touch the outside world...NOW GO BOY!' Feeling defeated, he heeded the demon's orders.
'Maybe this could take my mind off of Sakura-chan...'
(HOKAGE TOWER)
A small pop and a sound of what seems to be a desperate moan.
"Maybe a small sip couldn't hurt..." Whispered Tsunade as she lowered the sake bottle to her lips.
SLUURP!
"..."
SLUUUURP!
"'..." Tsunade smacked her lips before looking greedily at her bottle of grande sake.
"Aw the hell with it..." She said finally as she began chugging the cool liquid.
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"TSUNADE BAACHAAN! KONOHA'S FUTURE HOKAGE IS HEEEREE!!" screamed Naruto as he burst through the door, then he pointed at her direction with a dramatic effect. " AND I DEMAND FOR A MISSION!!"
Tsunade was a mess. The documents were everywhere. Scrolls were lying everywhere. ink are...everywhere... A man body size hole was visible on the wall on her right. She had a stamp on her right hand and sa large bottle of what seems to be sake on her left. Also her cheeks were flushed and her face seems to be in daze...also...
...is that a unconsious JOUNIN on the floor!?
His answer was a drunken moan that came from her "Hm? Naruto? A mission?" She then focused as much as her intoxicated mind could. "...Oh yeah..." Her hand messily flopped on the table as if looking for something. WIth a small "aha!" She grabbed a small decorated red scroll and threw it at Naruto who nearly dropped it. "There, it's a rank D mission..." She said as she brought the bottle of sake to her lips again until she was intrupted by a loud yell from the young demon vessel.
"D RANK?" He roared.
"YES! A 'D' RANK!!" The older women roared back.
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Feeling defeated (again) he pouted cutely. "Why!?" He then "eep"ed in fear as he made eye contact with Tsunade.
"Na-Ru-to!" She growled.
"Ok! Ok! Im going!" He cowered.
Tsunade Baachan is scary...then again...wasn't she always?
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'MISSiON! MISSION! MISSION!!' Chanted Kyuubi much to Naruto's annoyance. After being threatened by Tsunade, he sulked for the rest of the day. He was walking slowly to his favorate place to eat before the fox annoyed him with his loud chant.
"Why are you so excited all of a sudden? I thought demons only think about blood, guts and destruction." He asked, Kyuubi answered his thoughts.
'Yeah but since im cramped in this damnation of a cage, it's boring...' He paused and let out a slight chuckle. If possible, Naruto can imagine the smiling face of the ancient beast. '...As you already know...the seal...-'
"...Has lightened a bit so you can hear touch and something against my wil...l" Naruto finished dully. The damn fox repeated this a hundred times!
'DON'T FINISH MY LINES BOY!! But anyways yeah and if possible...' Kyuubi's smile turned into a dark grin. 'You'll might fight powerful entities as you go...' Confused, Naruto stopped in his tracks.
'why?'
'Check the scroll boy...'
He blinked and looked at the scroll in his hand. Hesitating, he slowly unravaled the scroll.
"N-NO WAY!" The whiskered teen shouted.
Meanwhile Kyuubi's grin grew even more wild.
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S CLASS MISSION
LOCATION: LAND OF EARTH
COUNTRY: IWAGAKURE
CLIENT TO FULFILL DUTY: HATAKE KAKASHI
MISSION: RECEIVE LOST SCROLL
REASON: DEAR HATAKE KAKASHI, DURING THE LAST GREAT SHINOBI WAR YOU WERE ASSIGNED TO GUARD THE SCROLL UNTIL IT IS SAFELY TRANSPORTED TO OUR ALLIES, THE LAND OF WIND, SUNAGAKURE. HOWEVER, DUE TO UNEXPLAINABLE ACTIONS DUE TO YOUR PART, YOU FAILED TO GUARD THE SCROLL AND COSTED KONOHA GREATLY. HOWEVER, THIS IS A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF FROM THIS SHAME FOREVER AND RETREIVE THE SCROLL YOU FAILED TO PROTECT.
THE SCROLL IS LOCATED IN ONE OF THE FORGOTTEN TUNNELS UNDERNEATH THE GROUNDS WHERE THE LEAF AND STONE NINJA HAD CLASHED.
SIGNED SENJU TSUNADE, GODAIME HOKAGE.
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Naruto's hands began shaking, in fact in whole body began shaking! So much the scroll in his hand dropped ungracefully to the ground.
'Hmf, I guess that 'booby women' gave you the wrong mission huh brat?' He recieved no response.
'Eh? Don't tell me your actually scared brat?' If Kyuubi was infront of his vessel he would been "Rasengan"ed by the excited blonde.
"NO WAY! This is an oppertunity of a lifetime!" Naruto gushed with escesy. "I'm going on a rank "S" mission as a genin! Oh I can't wait when I comeback succesfully and see the look on their faces" Naruto cleched his fist. His beautiful sky blue eyes were replaced by gold stars. He can see it now! Neji, Chouji, Kiba, Lee are gonna be SOOOOO jealous and he might even win 'Sakura-chan's attention once and for all! The thought of it is making him crazy!"
With sheer resolve and confidence. He raced to his destination.
"YEEEAAAHH!!"
(HOKAGE TOWER)
"Hokage-Sama you called for my assistance?" Said the ever so lazy copy ninja Hatake Kakashi as he strode to the drunk Hokage who was chugging her second bottle of sake (which she usually is/do). Tsunade eyed him as much as her drunken mind could. "Ah Kakashi, do you know how LATE you are!?" She thundered. Kakashi cringed and scratched his head nervously. "H-hai!'
"THREE HOUUURS!!"
"G-Gomen"
Knowning it was useless, Tsunade flopped back to her chair.
"Kakashi...This mission..." She wobbled a bit. "Is very important to Konoha..." She tossed a red scroll similer to the one she gave to Naruto. "Becare Kakashi...fail this and I'll maim you...down there..." Making the masked man gulp in sheer fear and resolve.
He nodded. "Yes Hokage-sama..."
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After a while Kakashi was walking calmly around the village. His thoughts was upon the mission Tsunade gave him. Reaching into his pockets he pulled out a familer red scroll. He opened it and concetrated on its contents.
'It must be important if Hokage-sama is depending on me in high expedition...'
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D CLASS MISSION
LOCATION: LAND OF FIRE
COUNTRY: KONOHAGAKURE
MISSION: TAKE CARE OF DAIYMO'S WIFE
REASON: LORD DAIYMO'S WIFE HAD TRIPPED ONTO THE STAIRS WHILE SEARCHING 'TORA' HER CAT. YOUR MISSION IS TO ASSIST THE LORD'S WIFE UNTIL SHE IS CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE HER WELL BEING.
YOU ARE EXPECTED TO CARE FOR HER FOR ONE WEEK.
SIGNED SENJU TSUNADE, GODAIME HOKAGE
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Kakashi read the contents of the scroll for two more times before blinking dully.
"Wha?"
END OF CHAPTER 1
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