Puurfect Love?

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Chapter 1 - Gotta Job?

"Hey, look on the bright side! If you don't screw up, then you'll be living Neji's dream!"

I ignored Naruto, the bouncing blonde. God, and I call him my best friend?

"Naruto, shut up, you're not helping" Growled Neji.

So this is what happened.

The name's Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha. I'm 18 and fairly...well, how can I say this? Poor.
My parents died 5 years ago and left my brother and I money. My brother is Itachi, he's probably off on some retarded business trip and lives on the other side of the planet, but I don't care. He's never really looked after me. Anyway, so I used the money my parents gave me, and bought a nice flat somewhere in the city. And now I'm basically shitting myself with this new job interview. Recently, I've been living off the money my parents gave me, but as Naruto would say "Your Ramen's runnin' out". In other words (more intelligent words), the money is starting to run dangerously low. So I decided I needed a job.

One day, Naruto and I decided to crash Neji's house (my other friend) and we discovered something disturbing, yet fortunate. A couple of magazines were hidden under Neji's bed. It seemed my pearly-eyed, long haired friend had a certain liking for house design. Naruto found them, we all had a laugh, and then I saw the ad. It was at the back of the mag and said in big blue letters: "Interested in Interior design? Consider Puurfection Magazine! Job Interviews opening Saturday 12th of January". Naturally, all Uchiha's rise for a challenge so of course, naturally, I wanted the job.

Naruto thought I was crazy, and so did Neji (but I bet he's secretly pleased). I told them an Uchiha always gets what he wants.

That's when they decided to get job's too.

Of course, Naruto immediately concluded in trying to snag a job at that local Ramen shop. I swear, he's gone noodle nuts.
The world is crazy isn't it. Naruto got his job and now spends all his day checking out the hot chicks that walk into his store. I'm surprised he hasn't been fired yet.

Neji, on the other hand, chose roof tiling. I know, my jaw hit the floor too. We asked him why and he just shrugged and said "I'm a ninja". Funnily enough, Neji managed to get his job too and now he brings his parachute up with his to the really tall buildings and parachutes down. I see him sometimes, it's quite unpleasant.

I wonder whether his light lavender eyes have anything to do with brain degeneration.

Back to the present.

Both my friends had successfully gotten their wanted jobs. And today was the first day of job interviewing for Puurfection Magazine.

I was shitting myself.

And I'm not the type to get nervous.

"Wonder whether you'll be interviewed by a bird?" asked Naruto thoguhtfully.

"No dobe, I'll be interviewed by a chicken".

Naruto killed himself laughing, and it wasn't even that funny!

"Aw Sasuke, you crack me up!" he cried between tears.

I stepped away from him, which only made him laugh louder. Suddenly there was a giggle from behind us and we all turned to see (sigh) a group of girls following us.

Fucking fangirls.

It's not my fault I'm good looking. I've simply got hawt black hair and dreamy onyx eyes. Not much too it. Really.

Neji cast a seductive smile at a red-head and she passed out, while Naruto was jumping around like a madman. I looked at a single girl who had lime green and lemon coloured hair. Her face heated up and she stared at the ground.

I smirked.

Another girl passed out.

It's definitely not my fault I looked smexy.

Eventually, we arrived at the the building where the interviews were supposed to be heald. My eye's widened, it was a frickin' 5 billion story tall skyscraper!
I noticed Naruto immediately burst into a giant grin and looked my way. Neji just leaned back and tried to locate the top of that gigantic skinny mansion. He ended up falling backwards, I hit my forehead with my palm.

"Oh-em-geeee!" squealed Naruto in fake girliness, "that's one big motha fucka WOO HOO!"
"And you're going to sit for an interview for an Interior design magazine?" question Neji, "that's one popular magazine"

After that I thought I heard Neji mutter "that's why I like reading it, not because I'm a fuckin girl"

I rolled my eyes.

"Don't deny it Neji, we all know you're a girl deep down" I smirked at his horrified expression,
"Are you suggesting that I, Neji Hyuuga, am GAY?" he asked as he walked up to me.

I pretended to stroke my chin, deep in thought. "Oh my, it seems so doesn't it!"

Naruto snickered in the background earning a glare from Neji.

"Well whose applying for a job in the magazine?"

"And who think's he's a ninja?"

"Who has hair that spikes out at the back like a gay-ass chicken?"

"And who has long 'silky' hair and uses Pantene?"

Neji opened his mouth to answer, but stopped midway. He finally snapped, "How did you know that?!"

I just smirked knowingly and followed Naruto into the giant office building where my interview awaited me.

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Yup. Pretty short chapter eh? Oh well, they will get longer. I shall see thsi story to the end!
So look forward to an update pretty soon (It's term break, so chapters are at the plenty)

R&R! Bii, JiiKa