Author Notes: Greetings. Here I present you the second fiction made by PookaMustard Productions: Fairly Vickyous! This fiction is intended to break the mood of most Vicky based fictions that include drama, romance and adult themes, delving back to the childish, humorous and adventurous nature of the show that made it lovable, with Vicky in her naturally evil ways (and not being possessed by fighting her evil self like most fictions do). This fiction doesn't flow through a set story like others, instead having an episodic nature like the show is, with connections to each other episode, and each episode having a different idea to show off.
If you don't like the idea, or rather expected something more mature, or adult based, no worries, there are hundreds of Vicky x Timmy fictions out there waiting for you to check upon them. Do you like the idea? Liked it? Good evening, Mr. Freeman.
Notes of interest:
*Italic text - Representation of the scene
*Underlined text - The character's mood.
*Single Asterisks + Character name - Lines said by characters.
*Brackets - They hold either the character's mood or the representation.
*Asterisks - Character mood in later episode/entries.
~~The Icky Beginning~~
(Welcome, kid! Watch Timmy in one of his other Fairly Odd Adventures! Watch from the Turner's house!)
*Timmy: ...So you guys are going out? For the 10,000th time?
*Mr. Turner: Yeah! It's the 10,000th time we go out! We, as in your parents!
*Mrs. Turner: Sorry dear, but we are going to leave you with-
*Timmy: CHESTER!
*Mr. Turner: No! We have-
*Timmy: AJ!
*Mrs. Turner: prepaid-
*Timmy: TRIXIE! Umm?
*Mr. Turner: Vicky!
(Timmy falls to his knees)
*Timmy: Nooooooooooo!
*Mr. Turner: She will appear in... 3... 2... 1...
(He opens the door. Nothing is seen. The door is closed, Timmy looks worried)
*Mr. Turner: 3... 2... 1...
(Opens again, nothing. Closes. Timmy looks more horrified)
*Mr Turner: She's so late this time! 3... 2... 1...!
(Opens. Nothing. He looks behind to give Timmy a word)
*Mr. Turner: I think Vicky's late, so we are going to bring you to Lea- oh wait, its you!
(That's Vicky)
*Vicky: (Nice) Yeah, I entered when you first opened the door!
*Mrs. Turner: Looks like we are taller now!
*Mr. Turner: Who cares? Let's have fun! Have fun kids!
(They leave)
*Vicky: OK twerp! Time for modern nostalgia!
*Timmy: As in sending me to bed early?
(Vicky brings up a wardrobe, and brings it back. She is dressed as a nurse with a laser gun and shoots Timmy to oblivion... or did she?)
*Vicky: Hahahahahaha! I got the twerp, INSIDE the blaster!
(She pulls a switch back, and shoots again. Timmy is back this time)
*Timmy: So you put me inside this creepy blaster world?!
(Timmy Snaps out of anger)
*Vicky: Not yet! I did not have nostalgia yet!
(Cut to a dungeon scene. Timmy is under an axe pendulum, tied)
*Vicky: Hahahahahahahaha! Now it's time you're really doomed!
(She pulls a lever. Timmy screams as the axe falls on him...)
*Timmy: AGHH!
(...only to survive it as if it never touched him, bouncing off his body)
*Vicky: Wow! I love how you death-scream! Little do you know that this axe is a...
(She pulls out a needle and touches the axe with it, exploding said axe... the axe is a...)
*Vicky: BALLOON!
*Timmy: GRR! I had enough of this! So every attempt at destroying me was just making me scream in terror? I will SHOW you!
*Vicky: Now you can go to bed... EARLY!
*Timmy: Hey, that's good! I wish you were sent to bed!
(The three goldfish raise their wands. Vicky noticed a yellow glow from the fishbowl before she was sent to bed, living in a short nightmare of her being put in the same situations she put Timmy in, with Timmy torturing her instead. She wakes up at the coach)
*Vicky: So... The goldfish... Oh no... The twerp's making fun of me... I must find out what those goldfish really are. I have bought this new Fryser costume, and I'll disguise myself as a Fryser toy in Timmy's chest! I will break his privacy and show his dark secrets to Tootie so she puts her crush to an end! Hahahahaha! (Screaming) Oh twerp! Come over here!
(Timmy leaves his room, and goes down the stairs to her)
*Timmy: What? I thought you told me to go to bed!
*Vicky: No! I won't be happy unless you're miserable! Do the dishes then go to bed. Aaaand… if you are smart... I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AHEAD OF ME AFTER YOU DO SO! Or else, I'll be verrrrrry angry, as a bird! And you won't like me when I'm angry!
*Timmy: (uneasy) Oh OK!
*Vicky: Wait! I want you to take your filthy goldfish and let them watch you getting humiliated!
*Timmy: But they like my room more!
*Vicky: Refused! I'll make you clean the bathroom if you don't listen to me! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
(Timmy runs in terror to the kitchen with the fishbowl. Vicky dresses up as Fryser, a dragon with a spiked turtle shell, and sneaks into Timmy's room. She hides in a chest full of toys and watches)
*Vicky: Now all I have to do is wait for Timmy to do the dishes and I'll BUST him, FOR LIFE!
(Cut to Timmy. He talks to his goldfish as he does the dishes)
*Timmy: Getting humiliated ahead of you, guys? That's the first time Vicky gave me that order!
*Wanda: Sorry sport... She seemed to remember that you have goldfish... She tries a new idea everyday, starting from boring to killer!
*Cosmo: And that's why I'm dumb!
*Wanda: Cosmo! You need a doctor to let us know what's up with you!
*Cosmo: No! I am compleeeeetly norrrrrmal. Right, Poof?
*Poof: Poof! Poof!
*Cosmo: Is that all you can say? Oh boy...
*Timmy: Why did I forget that I could wish for the dishes to be clean... since Vicky doesn't want to see me after I'm done... I wish for it!
(The fairies cleaned all the dishes with magic)
*Wanda: Now it's time we had fun in the bedroom, right?
*Timmy: Yeah. Let's go!
(The fairies go along to Timmy's room, while disguised as his goldfish. When they enter, the three goldfish transform to fairies, which made Vicky surprised)
*Wanda: What do you wish for, Timmy?
*Timmy: I wish for a hedgehog!
(A blue hedgehog appears. Vicky's more surprised, forced to resist motion)
*Cosmo: Wow! This hedgehog is cute! I love it!
(Wanda glares at Cosmo)
*Wanda: And me?
*Cosmo: I love you more! I love you noooo matter what!
*Timmy: Now I wish Poof had a cute pet fox!
(A yellow fox appears)
*Poof: Poof! Poof!
*Timmy: Now I wish for a tropical island!
(The room turns into a familiar tropical island. Vicky cannot believe what she sees, almost wanting to move, but unable to ruin her plan)
*Cosmo: Why not open the big box o' toys? And look at this weird shell-covered monster in your chest!
Timmy: It's Fryser, the ultimate fire breathing monsterous force! Let's give the hedgehog and the fox an enemy to fight!
(They grab Fryser, unaware that Fryser is a disguised Vicky, and gives Fryser to the animals. The animals touch Fryser, who then vibrates for a moment)
*Timmy: Wow! This Fryser vibrates if touched! Let's touch it, guys!
(Timmy and his fairies keep touching Fryser. Vicky vibrates on every touch to not get busted before she learns enough about the fairies. Suddenly Timmy holds Fryser's head, and holds something that isn't cotton in his point of view)
*Timmy: Looks like this Fryser can... Wait, there is some soft part in it's head... (Timmy held Vicky's ponytail)
*Timmy: Is it a voice trigger?
(Pulls it back. Vicky screams in a monsterous voice)
*Cosmo: Wow, I never thought Fryser was that awesome! He looked lame, but now he's too lame to the point he's awesome! I should get out the talking machine inside him!
*Wanda: Cosmo, no! You're ruining Timmy's great toy!
(Cosmo cuts Fryser's head with his hand after struggling. Wanda, Poof and Timmy are surprised)
*Cosmo: Hey guys, what happened? Is this machine a giant robot of death? Is it a burning flame? (cricket noise) OK, I give up, I'll look behind to see what monster is behind Fryser that creeped my family out. (looks behind) Its Vicky, what's up with that? OH NO! ITS VICKY!
(Vicky glares in an evil way on Timmy and his fairies)
*Vicky: So... You managed to hide those creeps from me, who can turn your room into an angel's island? Your fun days are OVER, TIMMY TWERP!
*Cosmo: We'll have to go away forever! And that Jorgen is worse!
*Wanda: We're so busted Timmy! I felt it! That suspicious order put us in this situation!
(Jorgen appears)
*Jorgen: Timmy Turner, your fairies are exposed! Worse, they are exposed to no one else, but Vicky! You and Vicky will forget that you ever had fairies, and all the wishes you have made will be sent to Hocus Poconus!
(Wanda glares at him, holding Poof)
*Jorgen: With the clear exception of Poof...
(He takes away the fairies using Da Rules)
*Wanda: Timmy, we will never forget you!
*Cosmo: Oh no! Why those dramatic moments! They're tragedies! I will never forget you, Timmy!
*Poof: (sad) Timmy!
*Timmy: Noooo! Goodbye my family! I will miss you so much!
(They disappear into Da Rules. Jorgen holds up the Forgeticen)
*Jorgen: Now you shall forget every-
(Vicky attacks Jorgen from behind, dropping the Forgeticen into the island's deep waters, and making Jorgen lose his consciousness . Vicky notices Jorgen's big wand and steals it from him)
*Vicky: So... with that big wand, everything I wish for is a reality!
*Timmy: No! I wish everything was back to the way it was before my parents left!
(Nothing happens)
*Timmy: Uh oh... My fairies... are gone... I'm in a catastrophe right now!
*Vicky: Yes you are, twerp!
(Holds the big wand, struggling in lifting it)
*Vicky: I wish... I became... the strongest... and the most... powerful fairy... EVER! (wand almost falls) And... I wish that... this twerp fairy... IS NO LONGER A FAIRY!
(Timmy was running to collide with her, but he's too late. A thunder appears, touching Vicky, surrounding her with clouds. A series of red "Vicky-Poof!" clouds appear in the middle of these clouds. The red clouds stop appearing, and the white clouds disappear... She now wears black boots, camouflage pants, a dark green T-shirt with a jetpack installed on her back with the button that activates it on her front, and the fairy crown. She is larger than she was before as well. Her wand is taller than she is, and it is coated in iron. Jorgen has the same red "Vicky-Poof!" clouds on him appearing, he is now dressed in Vicky's attire, powerless. A thunder appears behind Vicky)
*Timmy: Oh no! Jorgen's no longer a fairy! I have nobody to help me now, against...
*Vicky: ME! Hahahahahaha! Now I'm going to be your fairy godparent from now on, TWERP!
*Timmy: No! You can't wish for it!
*Vicky: Now, I WILL!
(Jorgen's wand, now Vicky's, farts)
*Timmy: Haha! You can't be my godparent by force!
(Vicky notices a dropped Da Rules)
*Vicky: I see the fault! Its a twerp's rulebook! Now I wish that this rulebook was written by ME!
(Da Rules appears in her hands. It now says, "Written by Vicky")
*Timmy: If you bend the rules, everyone will go haywire! They'll say you broke your rules that you must enforce!
*Vicky: Who? A puny fairy who is no longer a fairy? Haha!
(Jorgen wakes up)
*Jorgen: What happened.. Huh? Why am I wearing this? Where is my wand?
*Vicky: You mean (pulls her wand out in the air with one hand) THIS?
*Jorgen: Oh no... my worst fears and nightmares became true... I am no longer a fairy... Vicky became ME! Guess all the catastrophes that the world can fall to when you're in charge, you evil babysitter!
*Vicky: I had enough of you, puny twerp!
(Vicky's wands lighten up, as she points it to Jorgen. Vicky-Poof! Jorgen opens his mouth and closes it many times, but it seems that Jorgen is mute temporarily)
*Vicky: Now, there is no escape, Turner... You are now... (waves her wand) MY NEW FAIRY... ugh what?
(She checks through Da Rules)
*Vicky: ...GODCHILD! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(A scene of the solar system exploding is seen. Another scene of volcanoes suddenly showing up on Earth is seen. A scene of Earth being crushed by Earth crusher Vicky is seen. Back to Timmy's normal room)
*Vicky: Now... WISH FOR SOMETHING!
*Timmy: (uneasy) I wish for...
(The doorbell is heard)
*Timmy: No, my parents are back!
*Vicky: Uh oh! I must turn back to babysitter mode!
(Vicky changes back to human. She is in her normal attire. Both are running to the door)
*Mr. Turner: We're back!
*Mrs. Turner: They know we are back, honey.
*Mr. Turner: Oh...
*Mrs. Turner: Did you have fun, kids?
*Vicky: Yeah! It was the greatest day ever since the first time!
*Mr. Turner: Cause we hired you for the 10,000th time!
*Timmy: Yes.. Vicky is...
(Vicky glares at Timmy, with a mini-wand in her hands. Timmy is uneasy)
*Timmy: ...fun.
*Mrs. Turner: Oh boy! Our son loved Vicky at last!
*Mr. Turner: So we're going to triple your pay!
*Vicky: Really?
(Turner gives her a stack of money. Since they prepaid her, the stacks are worth double the money they prepaid her)
*Vicky: Thanks, Mr. Turner! Well I've got to go!
*Mr. Turner: Bye Vicky!
(She leaves...)
*Timmy: Whew... Now I'm going back to my room to gain some rest after all this.
*Mrs Turner: Of course, dear.
(Timmy goes back to his room. He checks for everything. He suddenly sees his fishbowl with a red haired mini octopus, and Jorgen sleeping in a cage at the corner of Timmy's room. Timmy hugs the wall with his back in terror)
*Timmy: Oh no... Its... Its...
*Jorgen: Your worst fears… join me later, for now focus on survival!
*Timmy: OK... Its...
(The octopus poofs out of the fishbowl and turns to Vicky)
*Vicky: VICKY!
*Timmy: But you... just left!
*Vicky: No... I... am your fairy godparent!
*Timmy: Nooooooooooooo!
(The end!)