Title: Game
Fandom: NCIS
Author: Alidiabin
Words: 566
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Warnings/ Spoilers: general S7/8
Parings: McGee/Abby, Tony/Ziva, Palmer/Breena, Vance/Jackie
Summary: When the cats away the mice will play …
Game
Jimmy Palmer had been so desperate to know if his second family like his girlfriend. McGee and DiNozzo seemed very impressed with her though Palmer wondered if that was because she looked quite so hot. Ducky had mentioned that Breena was pleasing both in beauty and intellect. Gibbs had offered a grunt, which Palmer had taken as meaning something like Gibbs liked Breena.
Abby had proposed a picnic in the park to get to know Breena, (so an interrogation). Ziva and Abby were always weary of any girl making friends with one of the team. Palmer had seen the background check on Ziva's computer and Abby had tried to acquire her finger prints in order to check she was really who she claimed, especially with all that Russian spy stuff going around.
The picnic had actually been rather pleasant. Food was shared and stories told. They looked like any other family or group of friends in the park that day. Ziva leaned on Tony as if they were teenagers in love and Abby was never more than a millimetre away from Tim.
The ice-cream truck drove along the pavement. Abby looked up.
"Yum ice-cream" Abby hinted. Gibbs patted his wallet and looked at Abby.
"Does anyone want an ice-cream?' Ducky asked as if he were talking to children.
"Yes" the six adults cried.
"I scream, you scream we all want ice cream" Ducky muttered as sentence that caused Abby to laugh and Ziva to raise her eyebrow in confusion. "Come along Jethro" Gibbs uttered.
"We should play a game?" a bored Tony uttered as he watched some kids play Frisbee.
"Why don't we play the penis game?" Breena uttered. McGee coughed. Palmer looked up at his girlfriend rather surprised.
"I love her already" Tony said. "Welcome Breena" Tony said.
"What is the penis game?" Ziva asked as she sat up.
"Well, one person says penis" McGee begun his face getting redder and redder by the millisecond.
"The game they played on (500) Day's of Summer" Tony interrupted.
"Oh" Ziva said "I remember that, shall I start" the other five players nodded.
"Penis" Ziva whispered causing slight giggles.
"Penis" Tony said a little louder making them laugh a little.
"Penis" Abby said loud enough for the picnic a few yards away to hear while they all tried to stifle a laugh.
"Penis" McGee said quite loudly, causing a disapproving look from the old lady across the green and the group to erupt in giggles.
"Penis" Palmer said causing a lot of surprised looks from people walking around.
"PE!" Breena shouted Palmer begun to muffle her mouth as people begun to move away from them. She struggled in his arms. Ziva giggled as she looked around.
"Isn't that?" Tony said looking at the same spot.
"Director Vance" Ziva said "And the family" the pair begun to laugh. Breena broke free.
"PENIS!" Breena shouted loud enough for the entire park to hear. Ducky and Gibbs walked around the corner with ice creams in their hands. Vance looked at the six adults playing such a childish game and frowned. The groups mouths dropped open.
"I'm glad we did this" McGee said as he noticed the Vances. "Because it looks like we're on weekend duty for the next year"
Still, Jimmy Palmer ever the eternal optimist looked at the one positive of this whole thing. The team absolutely adored his girlfriend.
A/N: The Penis Game is fun, though don't play it at school kiddies you get some highly disapproving looks.