Tortoise? Young tortoise come here, grandma has a story to tell. It really is a grand story. It takes place many, many years ago in a land much like this one. May folk came through the harsh deserts and mighty mountains to come to the town settled about it's fantastic castle, and-
"Grandma, I don't mean to be rude, but I've already heard the legend of the Hero of Time."
"Oh, foolish tortoise, it is not Hyrule that I speak of. No, this is Ikan."