Okay everyone, this one deals heavily with non-monogamy. You have been forewarned! :)


As usual, Roxanne was tied to the chair and as usual, Megmind was sitting in front of her in his. This time though, something had gone wrong with the plan early on and Minion was trying to fix the problem before they called Metro Man. Over an hour had passed already and Roxanne kept pleading that they just leave it for another day and take her home, but Megamind insisted that it wouldn't be much longer. In the meantime while they waited, banter between the two had turned into outright debate and conversation to pass the time. Somehow the topic of sex came up, and they were both too proud of their debate skills to be the first to back down, despite how awkward things were getting.

A lot of tension was building between them, and it wasn't quite an angry or exasperated tension like it usually was. It felt more like...erotic tension. Suddenly all of his gestures and tones, the way he leaned in to emphasize things...all the ways he usually behaved toward her struck her in a new light, and it made her start to wonder if he felt something for her - and how long had he felt it, if he did?

She was also increasingly uncomfortable with herself as they talked. She felt like she was getting...aroused. Not good. He was the bad guy, and a laughable one at that. She didn't want him. It must just be the subject matter that was bringing up these feelings. That had to be it.

She decided she would force him to lose their little debate game by purposefully going into territory he could have no way of knowing about. Then he would have nothing to say, the subject would change, and she would still be victorious. It surprised her how involved she had become in this banter business, how seriously she took winning or losing. No matter - this was the perfect plan...

But everything she brought up, everything she could think of, didn't make him miss a beat. What surprised her even more was that his way of speaking seemed a little...different. As she prodded him further into more and more intense sexual subjects, not only did he keep up with her but he also used common slang rather than scientific terminology to describe body parts and activities.

Finally, despite herself, she gave up. He sat waiting for her response and she simply shook her head, speechless.

"...What?" he said finally, irritated that she'd dropped the rhythm they'd had going.

"Well, I'm just...surprised. I guess I didn't think of you as, well, being very knowledgeable about this subject."

Megamind shrugged and rattled off absent-mindedly, "Practice makes perfect." Suddenly he froze as he heard his own words, and Roxanne's widened eyes confirmed he'd just said too much.

She blinked in disbelief. "Precisely my point! So...how would you get practice, exactly?"

He glared at her indignantly. "There are plenty of women in this city who find me perfectly irresistible." he retorted cryptically.

Roxanne laughed so suddenly she snorted, "Yeah? Like who?"

Now his face was fully flushed. "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell." he said pertly, still glaring.

"Really? I didn't think there was much to tell." she goaded, now tilting her head in disbelief at how far he was taking this.

"Much more than I care to tellyouanyway." he snapped.

"Prove it!" she defied, not believing a word of it.

He rolled his eyes. "Really? Are you seriously going there?" he complained.

"I knew you were bluffing." she said, seeming completely satisfied and ready to drop it.

Now he was mad (and horny, and facing off with the girl of his dreams, but he tried not to show that last part). He leaned in and locked eyes with her intensely, "See here, Miss Ritchi. I have no need whatsoever to lie to you about my... 'exploits'. The real data is more than sufficient, and speaks for itself."

"I don't see any data." she mocked.

He seemed to be debating over something in his mind. Finally he said, "Do you really want to see this? Do you really want me to show you?"

"...Yes..." she replied slowly, puzzled by his seeming inner struggle. Was there seriously something to this? Now she was intrigued. "...Do you have a way to show me?"

"I do. But in exchange, you have to promise never to tell anyone. Is that a deal?" he offered.

"Deal..." she said, more confused and curious than ever.

He called Minion over their radios, and Minion came in shortly.

"Almost done, Sir - just a few more-"

"Minion, plan's cancelled. We'll use it next time."

"But, Sir-!"

"Minion! Don't interrupt me. I said we'll use it next time. New schedule for the evening: we're going to Jayana's."

Minion's face lit up at the word, but suddenly fell into concern when he noticed Roxanne still tied up beside them. "Um...Sir...Miss Ritchi can hear you..." he cautioned.

"She's coming with us." he said flatly, bracing himself for the protests.

"...She is? ...Are you sure about this, Sir?" now he looked worried and suspicious.

"She promised to keep it secret. I have...something to prove."

Minion facepalmed. "Sir! Let it go, whatever happened, it's not worth it-"

"I said, she's coming. Untie her and get the car ready. I'll grab the stuff."

Minion sighed but obeyed.

As Roxanne approached the car with Minion, she saw Megamind gathering up two small devices from a nearby desk. "We have to wear disguises when we go out," he explained.

He tossed one of the wrist-bands to his friend, who caught it easily. They each strapped their bands on, and it seemed their moods were lifting. Megamind grabbed a medium-sized black bag from a drawer while Minion gave the car keys a playful toss before catching them and heading around the car to the driver's side.

"Oh! You'll need one too." Megamind said to Roxanne, remembering. He grabbed a third wristband from the desk, a little different than the others, and examined it quickly. He frowned as he turned it around in his hands, "Hold on - I'll have to make some modifications for this to work on you - on a person I mean instead of the brain bots. You two go ahead, I won't be long." he paced off quickly toward his workbench, still mulling over the contraption.

Minion opened the car door for Roxanne. She paused. "So...when are you going to turn on your disguise?" she asked

"Oh! Do you wanna see it?" he said excitedly, as though eager to show it off.

"Yeah...could I?" she smiled sweetly and brushed her bangs behind her ear.

Minion stood up straighter and gave a proud nod, then twisted the dial on his wristband. There was a buzz of static, then suddenly there before her stood a broad, handsome young man with Minion's same bright-eyed, bubbly smile. She couldn't help thinking he looked attractive.

Megamind returned at that moment and gave his buddy a playful sock on the shoulder. "You handsome devil you!" he turned to Roxanne, "Catch!" and tossed her the wristband before turning back to Minion, "C'mon, let's not keep the ladies waiting, Romeo!" he said slyly.

"You got it, boss!" he beamed, and climbed into the driver's seat. Roxanne got into the backseat that Minion had opened for her, and wondered what exactly they were going to show her. "Sir, your seat belt." Reminded Minion as Megamind adjusted the black bag on the floorboard between his feet.

"Yes, yes, I know!" Megamind huffed, and grudgingly snapped on his seat belt as if it were a chore.

And they were off.

They pulled up just past a very large house that seemed to have all its lights on inside. There were many cars parked up and down the street, and Minion drove onto the closest side street to park the invisible car. "We're here!" he chimed in his usual cheery voice.

Megamind grinned and twisted his watch-like device to activate his disguise - a similar physique to his natural one, but without the blue skin and huge head. Roxanne thought to herself that he stilled looked handsome - still? When had she started thinking he was handsome?

Roxanne took a deep breath and turned the dial on her wristband, unsure what would happen or what it would feel like. She felt a wave of tingling rush down her body for a brief moment, then looked down to check her new appearance. Like Megamind, her new physique mimicked her natural one, but she saw locks of golden curls hanging down on either side of her. She wondered what her face looked like. Then she noticed Megamind and Minion were watching her too. Minion gave her a reassuring nod.

Megamind grabbed the black bag and got out of the car. "Don't worry, you look great." he said over his shoulder, then seemed to catch himself, "I mean...you know, the disguise works, it looks convincing...um...it doesn't look like the real you-" he winced at his words, "Not that-not that the real you doesn't look great-" he choked on his words again, "I mean...!" he interrupted himself to break the awkwardness, "C'mon, Minion! Let's go!"

Minion came around to open the door for Roxanne, since the backseat of the invisible car had a permanent child-safety lock. She got out and followed them into the very large house.

"...What is this place?" asked Roxanne, walking slowly as she surveyed her surroundings - there was so much to take in. The place was buzzing with chatter and music. The lights were a little lower than usual indoor lighting. She noticed the living-room area had several couches, and against the back wall there was a table with food. Several open doors led off into separate rooms.

"Welcome to one of the only communities that accepts us!" Megamind said triumphantly.

Someone walking by at that moment gave him a hardy pat on the shoulder and said, "Amen to that! Welcome home." and walked on.

Megamind gave a knowing glance to Roxanne. "See? Even the fact that we're outcasts doesn't make us weird here. Granted, we may be outcasts for different reasons..." he mumbled, "But even so! Isn't it great?" He grinned and continued inward into the throng of people. Roxanne followed him cautiously.

She turned around and noticed she couldn't see Minion. She caught up with Megamind. Looking around her, she realized she must be in a swinger's club. In all directions she saw people getting their freak on in many different ways. The activity was more intense in the side rooms. She leaned in to Megamind so he could hear her over the music, which was louder here in the main room. "So do people just hook up with whoever they want?" she asked.

"Basically." he replied casually.

She thought about that for a second. "So do you and Minion ever run into the problem of liking the same person?" she asked.

"Problem? We run into it regularly, but it's not a problem. Why would it be a problem?"

"Well...don't you get jealous?" she asked, and suddenly spotted Minion in one of the side rooms. He was reclined on a mattress, cradling a lovely young woman who was making her way up his chest with kisses.

"How did you guys get into this?" she asked, still watching Minion in shock.

"Well," said Megamind, coming to stand closer beside her so their conversation would be more private, "there were many factors that lead us to this lifestyle. For one, I could never see the point in abstaining from it - it's fun..." he said with a smiling blush as he looked around at the playful piles of people that filled the place. "Secondly, well...this was kind of the only option we had...besides going it solo." he added sheepishly. "I mean, we're villains. We don't generally find the best of luck in traditional dating venues...or any luck there, period - you were right about that. So we generally have to disguise ourselves, but we can only do that for so long. A few nights here or there, interrupted by months-long absences when I'm in prison, which can neither be explained nor predicted with any practical accuracy. It's just not enough stability or consistency to develop a traditional relationship on. So...this is a community where none of that matters, and we fit in despite everything. Being discreet is part of the culture here, so we don't have as many questions to deal with, and certainly not the same expectations of commitment to live up to. People accept us here whenever we come, and don't get worried when we don't." he paused for a moment, then a very contented smile crept into his cheeks, "And...it's nice to cut right to the fun stuff."

Roxanne's face went from a concentrated frown to appalled shock. "Don't you think it's...unethical to...to lie to people - your partners even - about who you are, and..." she glanced around again, still not quite used to the environment, although it was definitely interesting. "And...and what do you mean, 'cut to the fun stuff'? Is that the only interest you have in a relationship? The sex?"

He sighed and started to roll his eyes but caught himself halfway and recomposed himself. He took a deep breath and spoke softly, "Miss Ritchi, perhaps you should survey the scene a little more before you decide to report on it, mm? Excuse me." with that he turned and headed toward the snack table.

Bewildered, Roxanne shook her head as she tried to wrap her brain around the idea of Megamind and Minion being into this lifestyle. She turned back to check on Minion in that other room. Her shock only doubled when she saw him caressing the back of that woman's head as she bobbed up and down, sucking his length.

Some time went by and Roxane spent most of it inside her own head, trying to come to terms with the new information - and the promise she'd made not to tell anyone. Did Metro Man know about this? How had she herself never known - never picked up on any of it? How could this be happening? She would never have guessed in a hundred years that these two geeks were swingers. In the process of mulling things over in her mind, she turned down several invites from people - men and women - to go into one of the side rooms with them for various types of adventures. Then she noticed something that completely distracted her.

She saw Megamind standing very close to a woman near the back wall. Their foreheads were almost touching and their eyes were locked on each others'. Roxanne couldn't hear what was being said, but she saw Megamind caress the woman's face softly as he spoke.

Something flared up inside her at that moment. It was like a rush of fire in her gut that seemed to choke her. Too late she realized she felt jealous - not something she wanted to admit to feeling, even to herself. Why was she jealous? She didn't seriously want Megamind for herself, did she? If so, when did that start?

Megamind took the woman's hand and the two disappeared into one of the side rooms.

Roxanne felt her face flush with heat. Her heart jumped into her throat and she felt choked again. Then came a rush of anger - she was too proud to be that interested in him. At the same time it made her furious that if she was interested, he didn't appreciate it by making her the center of his attention. She was pissed, but too proud to show it.

She was interrupted from her steaming by the sound of a deep velvety voice inviting her to a good time. She turned around to see a handsome, muscular man with blond hair and a dreamy smile. As if in rebound, she immediately and almost defiantly accepted. They made their way into a side room.

She soon found herself enjoying it more than she'd anticipated. It actually wasn't bad for being her first time in a swing club. This man was the perfect mix of passion and gentleness, playing her body like a sweet melody. Then as she opened her eyes again between moans, she saw Megamind standing in the doorway. His elbow was leaned against the door frame and he was watching the two of them with a warm smile, which deepened when her eyes met his. Then she became momentarily distracted with the sensation of her right nipple being sucked, but when she looked again Megamind had turned and left.

The escapade with the blond man had a very satisfying ending, and afterwards Roxanne wandered back into the main room feeling exhilarated and a little shocked at how much she was enjoying herself. Then she spotted Minion sitting by himself on the edge of a bed in a different room, apparently enjoying being a voyeur.

Perfect. She could use someone to talk to right now. She entered the room and sat down next to him on the bed.

"So! How are you liking it?" he asked as she joined him. His cheerful voice hadn't changed a bit, and she was once again fascinated at how much he resembled that familiar fishy face even though he was completely human.

"I...I don't know. It's...different..." she brushed her bangs behind her ear shyly. She was hesitant to admit what a great time she'd just had already.

"Yeah, it can take a bit to get used to. It actually can be pretty nice though, once you get the hang of it." he said.

That reminded her of how shocked she'd been to see Minion getting a blow job earlier. "So...Minion...I always thought you were more...reserved. How was it for you when you first started this?"

Minion chuckled, "Well, you know I guess everyone's nervous the first time they come to one of these. Sir had it really bad though, at first he didn't even want to do it; so I guess you could say my first experiences here were mainly being a source of support and encouragement for him."

Roxanne did a double-take. "So, wait. This was...YOUR idea?"

Minion beamed. "Yep!..." he saw Roxanne's bewildered face, so he explained, "Well, as Sir grew up, you know, he developed...different interests...but he had no one to explore them with. We tried a few different approaches to finding someone, but it seemed challenging to find a solution that would be dependable and consistent and not just fall apart on us - especially since we couldn't offer the same dependability back, heh..." he added with a hint of shyness, "but then I found out about this place, so I suggested we try it. He wasn't into the idea at first, but I managed to convince him to give it a shot. The first few times were a little rocky, but eventually he uh, met someone who 'showed him the ropes' so to speak. He's loved it ever since." Minion smiled fondly and gazed around the room again.

Roxanne nodded in concentration, taking a minute to digest everything he'd said. She was briefly distracted when she heard him say, "Oh, wow..." but quickly realized he was commenting on something else.

She looked over to the threesome that had elicited the remark from him, then back to his goggling face. He was completely enthralled. She had never thought of Minion as...well, even having a sexuality. She supposed it had been cruel of her to assume he didn't. Strangely, the new revelation was making her see him in new ways. She and Minion had always gotten along in a weird way. He'd always been very courteous and considerate to her during the kidnappings (strange as that was), and he was so adorable. He looked so handsome, and him being turned on by what he was seeing was turning her on - again.

"Hey um..." she couldn't believe she was about to say this. This whole thing, being here, finding out about this side of Megamind and Minion's life, it was crazy. But part of her wanted to follow the insanity and see how far it would go. It all felt so surreal. "Say, Minion...what do you think about...showing me the ropes?" she brushed her hair back again nervously. It was a crazy idea. Ridiculous, even. But this whole thing was ridiculous, so why not?

"Sure! I'd be happy to!"

That was a surprise. She certainly wasn't expecting that (especially not that easily or enthusiastically), and once faced with acceptance she wasn't sure where she'd wanted to go with it.

Minion didn't seem to need guidance, though. He immediately slid his hand around her hips and scooted closer to her. She repositioned herself to face him, and slid her arms up his chest and around his neck uncertainly. He seemed to pick up on her uneasiness and smiled gently as if to comfort her, gazing into her eyes with pure acceptance. Suddenly she didn't feel the pressure of what-now and what-if, and relaxed into the moment. He began rubbing her lower back as they locked eyes, and she couldn't help thinking how great it felt. He let out a little sigh that was so adorable it sparked a passion in her and she pulled him closer into a loose embrace. He scooted closer again until their thighs were pressed together, but that made the position a little awkward. She heard sounds of pleasure all around her, people moaning and sharp inhales and sounds of bodies smacking together in all kinds of wonderful ways. She found herself getting increasingly turned on, and Minion really did look hot. When he pulled gently on her thighs she followed easily until she was straddling his lap.

This turned them both on more, and he began running his hands back and forth over the curve of her hips. She stroked his hair and gazed into his eyes, which were already showing his arousal. Almost without thinking she found herself rocking gently on him, steadying herself with her hold on his shoulders. Deargod, some part of her mind remarked as she reminded herself she was grinding on her kidnapper's servant. He slid one hand up her back and behind her head, where he ran his fingers through her hair and massaged the back of her head gently. He leaned in slowly, and she returned the motion until their lips met in the middle. She gave in and lost herself in the sensations of his massaging of her head and lower back while they kissed. His kiss was...intricate. Slow and soft, a series of delicate sucks moving across her lips. She wrapped her arms tighter around him and he returned her embrace, and leaned back to pull her on top of him on the bed.

Their kissing intensified, and he began to explore her more boldly with his hands, sliding up and down her back in a fond caress, until finally they split directions, one running down and over the round of her butt and the other coming up and around her side, cradling just the edge of her breast with the base of his palm, where he circled teasingly.

She could feel herself getting wet and pressed her tongue insistently on his lips. He obliged and received her wetness into his mouth, where she explored him slowly and passionately. He ran his hand from her butt back up her back and up to her head, where he pulled gently on her hair. She moaned into his mouth as his other hand enclosed her breast and squeezed gently. She broke the kiss and reared up a little to position herself over his growing bulge better. He used the opportunity to move both hands to her breasts and work them tenderly. She lolled her head back with a contented, vocal sigh.

As she and Minion went at it, the bed suddenly squeaked and dipped to the side as another couple landed next to them. Roxanne was a little startled, not used to sharing a bed for sex with more than one person at a time, but she tried to ignore it and continue enjoying the amazing things Minion was doing to her body. Then she recognized Megamind's voice beside her.

She turned to see Megamind pinned down to the bed, his forearms clenched in the fists of a woman who was climbing on top of him. His breathing was sharp and heavy, and the woman was laughing softly but wickedly under her breath. She began biting his neck, in response to which he arched his back under her forceful grasp and moaned. As she continued to kiss and suck her way across his neck and shoulder, his arching turned into a writhing squirm, which she countered with a shove on his forearms, causing him to make a sound that resembled a whimper. As the woman worked him he opened his eyes and saw Roxanne staring right at him, right next to him. Her face appeared somewhat mesmerized, mouth slightly agape, but when his eyes met hers she managed a smile. He smiled back and then suddenly seemed to notice it was Minion who was fondling Roxanne's bosom. Roxanne tensed and waited, wondering how Megamind would react to her romp with his Minion. When his eyes returned to hers his smile had become a devilish smirk. He shook his head at her as the smile blossomed back into his cheeks, and he rolled his eyes - at her she thought, but the gesture blended seamlessly back into the ecstasy his partner was giving him.

Several orgasms later (she had no idea Minion was that good in bed), she found herself cooling off with some alone time. She was sitting on the edge of the bed, running her fingers idly over her cup of water from the snack table. Her whole being was infused with a glow. She felt incredibly good, more relaxed than she'd felt in years. She felt almost high. There was a smell in the air that was pleasantly intoxicating. She still felt like this whole thing was crazy, but it was starting to seem crazy in a new way, maybe in a good way. She was interrupted from her thoughts by the feeling of someone sitting next to her on the bed. Apparently she'd been so distracted she didn't notice the person come up.

She wasn't surprised to see Megamind next to her, glowing.

"So!" he slid an arm boldly around her waist, surveying the spectacles of sexuality around them. "What do you think now, R-" he hesitated and checked her face as he tried using her fist name, "rrrRoxanne?"

She glanced down at his arm around her, then back up to his face which snapped into a sheepish, almost apologetic grin. She realized it was the first time he had ever touched her in all the years they'd known each other. The feeling of his hand made a desire leap up in her like flames threatening to engulf her. This perplexed her - did she really want him this bad? How long had she been suppressing these feelings?

"Well...I certainly know more about it than I did before." she said, thinking of all the things she'd done and seen that night, "...I guess I don't know what to think."

"Well, there's no need to overthink things." he bantered back with a smug smile. She was quiet for a while so he continued, "You certainly seem to have enjoyed yourself tonight."

She looked over at him incredulously, "...You too, you little stud! Who would've guessed?" before he could interrupt she continued, "Although from seeing your taste tonight, I wonder why you don't have me tie you to the chair during the kidnappings." she laughed.

He looked at her very seriously, "The kidnappings are strictly platonic, Miss Ritchi." But his curious expression and inquisitive tone made it seem more like a question than a statement.

She hesitated, "Yeah, about that...I need to tell you something." he leaned in intently, interest piqued. She continued, "To be honest...I got kind of jealous when I saw you talking to that woman earlier."

He laughed, "Talking? You got jealous when we were talking? What about all that fucking each other right next to you? Although that was a different woman..." he remarked more quietly. Suddenly he seemed to realize something, "Wait...you got jealous?"

"Yes!" she admitted, "And I don't know why. I mean...I didn't think I wanted you...but tonight..."

He waited. She didn't seem to know what else to say. He tried to help, "Tonight..." but he found he was about as scared as she was of finishing the sentence.

He struggled to figure out how to tell her how he felt, but continually choked on his own nerves. Suddenly he was snapped out of his internal struggle by the feeling of her hand touching his and sliding up his forearm. Their eyes met again.

"Am I crazy to want you?" she asked feebly.

He reached up and brushed her hair back from her face, caressing her cheek. "...You shouldn't seek mental health advice from a mad scientist, Miss Ritchi." was all he could think of. Thatsoundeddumb! he thought, so he tried to clarify, "Are you crazy? Probably. But so am I."

She shifted a little, nervously, "So...have you ever thought of, maybe...I mean since you brought me here...have you ever thought that you and I might..."

OhgodyouhaveNOideahowoftenandinhowmanywaysI'vethoughtofthat... he interrupted her in his mind.

"So you still need proof, hm? Need to investigate my claims for yourself?" he grinned, happy to get it out but also pleased with how he was able to tie it back to their linguistic battle from earlier.

She smiled, "...Well it would be bad reporting if I relied solely on word of mouth." she reminded, and suddenly she was about to be happy to lose the argument if only he would do the proving on her own body.

"Then...let's review the data, shall we?" he offered, trying to sound seductive.

The words made her giggle, "You first, mad scientist."

Slowly, he moved his arms around her, cradling the back of her head in one hand with the other around her waist. Then she wrapped him up in her arms in a warm, close embrace. They leaned in slowly and their lips touched in a sweet, passionate twist of long-overdue desire. The rush that flooded him at finally kissing her, after so many years of wanting to, felt better than any orgasm he'd ever had. He moved his lips tenderly on hers with exquisite care, as if the moment were as fragile as glass. After some time savoring these slow, delicate moments, he moaned into her mouth and pulled her hard up against him. His body was on fire and she was the oxygen. He began sucking hungrily at her mouth.

She kept her end of the kiss more neutral at first, relishing the feeling of her supervillain captor worshipping her mouth greedily. It turned her on immensely, and her desires for him that had been springing up all night suddenly jumped into overdrive. She seized him tighter and bit and sucked his mouth wildly. Her sudden enthusiasm seemed to melt him and his body went almost limp in her arms, as he whimpered into her kisses. She pushed him back onto the bed under her.

Breaking the kiss, she sat up and positioned herself on top of him, straddling him. He caressed her everywhere he could reach along her hips and thighs.

"Roxanne...oh Roxanne..." he breathed, halfway disbelieving what already felt too good to be true.

She grabbed the top of his pants and belt. "Take these off?" she requested. He nodded and she began unbuckling his belt, unzipping his fly, thankful that he was not in that skin-tight uniform right now. When she was done opening his pants she grabbed hold of them and his underwear and started to pull.

Finally his head caught up with his senses. "Wait!"

She paused, waiting for an explanation.

"Roxanne, I...it's easy for me to be loose here because...well, there's no strings attached..." he started.

"Megamind, I don't expect you to keep this up after tonight. I get everything you said earlier. I know this is a one night stand and I'm okay with that." she assured him.

"But that's just the thing..." he managed with some difficulty, "...I don't want it to be."

She frowned inquisitively.

"And-and I love you." he continued with some effort, "I love your wit, your guts, your shameless ferocity in your search for truth and transparency through your work. I love your smile and your sense of humor and I love the way you laugh - even though it's usually at me..." he finished quietly with a shy smile.

She looked even more perplexed.

"I just - if you really want to do this with me - (lucky me)" he grinned, "-then I want it to be...special. Because what I feel for you is special."

"What do you propose, then?" she asked, still reeling from his revelation.

He bit his lip, "...would you be willing...to go back to my place...and take the disguises off?" he invited hopefully.

She smiled. "Let's make it my place. Yours is too cold and damp." His eyes lit up. "C'mon," she said, standing up and offering him a hand up. He got up beside her and began to re-do his pants and belt. They walked out into the main room together to look for Minion.

After some searching, they found Minion quite busy in one of the side rooms. He was laying on his back on the floor between two girls who were on all fours above him on either side. He was finger-fucking them each with either hand and being smothered by their breasts while they made out with each other above him.

Megamind burst out laughing, "That's my Romeo! Look at him!" he shook his head with a smile. Roxanne could only stare, wide-eyed and mouth agape. Megamind gently took her arm and led her to one of the couches in the main room to wait until Minion finished.

Megamind sat down primly on the couch, trying to behave himself despite his excitement at Roxanne's acceptance of his idea. When she breached propriety by placing a hand onto his leg, first on top and slowly sliding down his inner thigh, it drove him nuts.

"...Can't wait, huh?" he accused, but his dreamy smile showed how happy he was.

"More like, why wait?" she retorted, "You're the one who said you like to 'cut to the fun stuff'."

He leaned over and kissed her, meaning to be sweet and gentle until she wrapped him in her arms and squeezed. Twocanplaythisgame, he thought, and squeezed her back, pressing his tongue on her lips. She let him in, and he roamed every corner of her mouth, caressing her tongue with his own and groping her back with his hands. He wanted to pull her down onto the floor and fuck her right there in front of everyone, but he restrained himself.

Roxanne could feel her panties gliding on a thick layer of juices when she moved. He smelled good. She realized he had the same smell she had always loved about him - she'd never known she loved it, or never had let herself admit it. She wondered how long she had felt this way, but tonight she felt like she was about to reach a climax years in the making.

In between kisses she asked him, "So what's the black bag for?"

He laughed shyly, continuing to kiss her, "That-smooch-is a tool kit of sorts-smooch-we can use it later if you want."

Roxanne smiled naughtily and seized him toward her for some another intense make out session.

Passing the time in this way, it seemed like no time at all before Minion found them.

"Boy, talk about getting lucky! I fee like I just hit the jackpot." Minion laughed playfully as he joined them.

"Not as lucky as I'm about to get!" Megamind returned with a grin, waiting expectantly for Minion's reaction.

Minion looked back and forth at the two of them inquisitively.

"Roxanne invited us back to her place." he said, beaming.

Minion glowed and smiled at them, "Well then! Let's not waste any time! C'mon." Roxanne giggled and they all headed out toward the invisible car.


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