I think you are God.
You must be. For me to be such an idiot. For the world to be such idiots. For your enemies to be such idiots. You must be.
Religious sentiment is really just stupidity, all in all.
You're not exactly model material, standing at the entrance, checking for anything suspicious. But I'd ravish you just the same.
You're a lot stronger than me. That's alright, though. I'll still be around when you save the world and run off with some stupid damsel in distress. I can suffer quietly.
I know how to hide my hands. I know how to play agnostic and atheist.