EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SPONGEBOB VS BLOSSOM
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[SPONGEBOB]
HELLO BLOSSOM, IT ME SPONGEBOB
YOUR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, YOU DEFEATED THE BLOB
OH WAIT, YOUR NOT YOUR A LESBIAN
THAT WHAT SISTER ARE YOU NO GOOD FRIEND
YOU DEFEATED THE BAD GUY TOO MUCH FOR NOW
YOUR A SMARTASS AND YOU DON'T HAVE A COW
YOU STINK, YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT
GO BACK TO TOWNSVILLKE AND SUCK MOJO DICK
[BLOSSOM]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU NO GOOD FRYCOOK
FUCK YOU YOUR NOTING BUT A SMILING NOOK
YOU BOTHER SQUIDWARD TENICLE ALL THE TIME
YOU EAT CRAPPY PATTY, IT TASTE LIKE SLIME
YOU LIVE IN TE UNDERWATER IN A PINEAPPLE
DON'T YOU FRUIT ROT YOU FUCKING LITTLE ASSHOLE
YOUR HOLE AS A SPONGEBOB LOOK JUST LIKE CHICKEN POX
I'LL TELL PATRICK TO KICK YOUR LITTLE COCK
[SPONGEBOB]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CUSSING A LOT
YOU LEARN IT FROM BUBBLES, OH WHAT THE FUCK
BUBBLES IS A RETARD, PUSSY AND A CRYBABY
BUTTERCUP A BADASS AND A CRIME FIGHTING
YOU WASTE YOUR TIME OUTSIDE OF TOWN
YOUR A NERD WHEN IT COME TO PASS TEST NOW
CHEMICAL X WHY YOU NEED SUPERPOWER
ALL YOU NEED IT SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICER
[BLOSSOM]
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL WASH YOU WITH SOAP
YOUR FRIEND PATRICK IT A DUMBASS WITH NO HOPE
YOUR BOSS MR. KRAB ONLY LIKE MONEY
JUST USING YOU AND SQUIDWARD YOU'RE FIRED AND LEAVE
YOU CATCH JELLYFISH WITH PATRICK STAR
YOU TREAT GARY LIKE HE A RETARD
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WITH NICK TO CN
I'M LEAVING NOW, GOODBYE AGAIN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE