A/N: So, who else loved Wallflower? The Lincoln/Liv junkie inside of me was in an insane and giggly mood for about two days afterwards. But, my ship happiness aside...I liked the idea of Lincoln having a list of things that make it hard for him to sleep. Here is that list.

Disclaimer: If I could, I would. But I don't, so I won't.

3:12 AM - Lincoln's Hotel Room

1. Talking Fungus (Named Gus or otherwise. Fungus just shouldn't talk. Fungus should be still and silent and…fungus-y.)

2. Shape-shifters (How am I supposed to tell who's a shape-shifter and who isn't? Could Olivia be a shape-shifter? No…I would know. But, what if I was a shape-shifter? Would I know?)

Note to Self: Ask Walter if shape-shifters know that they're shape-shifters.

3. Paperwork (I need to stop trying to do all of Olivia's paperwork for her. She is capable of doing her own paperwork…even if she does seem happier when I do it for her. Maybe I could do it during lunch instead…)

4. The Man with the Loud TV in the Next Room (Would it be a misuse of my FBI badge if I arrested him for disturbing the peace? Really, he's not disturbing anybody's peace but mine…but my peace is important! I protect the world from talking fungus and shape-shifters…And now I'm thinking about them again…)

5. Peter Bishop (I know he says this Olivia isn't his Olivia…but he needs to stop staring at her. It must make her very uncomfortable. Also, where did he even come from? But, other than that he seems pretty nice…)

6. The Other Side (The fact that there is another universe bothers me. I still haven't met other-me. I only saw other-Olivia once. I'll admit it…I was kinda liking the red hair. I wonder if other-me had different hair…)

Note to Self: Find a non-gay way to ask Olivia if the other-me has better hair than I do. Or better glasses.

7. The Invisible Ghost Man (He could literally be anywhere and we would have no idea. Now that's a fun thought, isn't it? It's like that book, the Invisible Man, but less boring, shorter and fifty times scarier.)

8. Coffee (I keep drinking it even when I'm dead-tired. I don't even want to sleep anymore…what is that matter with me?)

9. Olivia Dunham (She's the matter with me. I can't stop thinking about her…and about me….and about her and me. She's not like anyone else I've ever met. And now that Peter's here…what sort of chance do I have? If he can't get back to his Olivia…will he go after this one?)

10. I know that there are more…

11. Invisible Mice, maybe? Just imagine…they'd be everywhere and you'd never see them!

Not to Self: Make sure Walter keeps his mice locked up.

12. Olivia again (I need to stop thinking about this…about us. There isn't an us…at least, not outside the realm of crime-and-weirdness-fighting.)

13. All the Awful things I know I wasn't around for (If Olivia's been doing this three years…there has to be a thousand evil, creepy instances of weirdness that I didn't even know about. )

14. All the Awful things I know I will be around for (There's more to come, I can just tell. Evil plants and shape-shifters and invisible men aren't even the half of it. At least Olivia will be there for it too.)

We'll be okay. Together, we'll find a way through it.

Right?

A/N: So, yeah. That's my Lincoln-list. Also, the first time I've written in first person in a long while. I generally tend to avoid it. But, whatever. Review and all that, you know the drill by this point.