Chapter 1: Naruto Uzumaki
Congratulations on buying ur new Naruto Uzumaki, this is the Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual for now with this you can learn on use thee Naruto for the good or bad of your life. Ur Naruto Uzumaki come the following:
1. Naruto Uzumaki
1. Orange jumpsuit
60. Kunai
30. Shuriken
1. Stuffed Sasuke Uchiha doll ( do NOT take from him, also we or you have no right to stop what he may do to said doll )
1. Gama wallet
Unlimited raman ( but he'll try to get you to buy more )
1. SEALED kyuubi
And he may bring a Sasuke Uchiha ( do NOT take from him, also we or you have no right to stop what he may do to said Sasuke also you'll Need to buy the Sasuke Uchiha Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
This Naruto comes with many modes that help gives him a personality like
Hyper mode ( default )
Huhhh...?
Raman mode ( second nature )
Kyuubi pissed mode ( orochimaru must be near and sasuke must be talked about like a toy )
Resolved kyuubi chakra mode ( default atk mode )
Sage mode
Yaoi mode ( use a Sasuke and/or Itachi Uchiha )
These mode help form your Naruto
This Naruto can do many thing
friend: this Naruto will be your closees friend vowing to protect your life
Bodyguard: with the resolved kyuubi chakra mode he'll protect you or friend at all cost
Raman cooker: love raman like naruto? Well he can cook it for you
Since knocker: friend gone insane use naruto and he'll put the since in them
Problems and solution
P: my naruto was at my friend house a Sasuke and itachi Uchiha and now has poster of them half naked and read a lot of yaoi what happened?
A: it's OK they just actived his yaoi mode
S: just send him back or put him with a hinata
P: my Naruto is wearing akatsuki robe and dissapear with my friends itachi Uchiha what wrong?
A: he's taking a liking to Itachi and has akatsuki to be with him
S: none
P: I keep seeing naruto all over the house but even for a ninja that to fast what is going on?
A: he's using shadow clone jutsu
S: none its in his programming
P: my naruto is depress what's wrong
A: he had a rough childhood full of pain and sadness it's only natural
S: make him feel good and treat him to raman
And that's it I hope you learned some thing and good luck with Naruto, you have a 2 hour warranty
Next: Sasuke Uchiha