War was raging across the dark fields of the black planet in the Shadow system. War was the only thing that the wise old commissar Scrooge McDuck knew since his agonizing birth. Time was short and he had to act. He was sent by the grand Inquisitor Steven Seagal to hunt down the dangerous heretic Mickey Mouse. In the deep growling voice the old warrior ordered his men to prepare their laser rifles.
Mickey was close, Scrooge could feel it in the air. They followed the foot steps of the monstrous heretic to the old abandoned castle. Scrooge was first to go in, his laser gun ready.
Somewhere in the darkness they heard the soul piercing scream, and something grabbed one of his men and pulled him into shadows. "Stay close to each other!" growled Scrooge in the deep, cool voice.
He could finally see the beast, Mickey was transformed into giant tentacled monster covered in slime and oozing dark vomit.
"Emperor give me strength." whispered the old commissar.
Then the creature attacked, killing several of his men instantly. But Scrooge jumped and managed to hit the monsters exposed brain with his giant laser.
The beast screamed in agony leaving the trail of pitch black blood behind it. Scrooge was quick to follow it and shoot it not giving the creature the time to rest. Soon after that the beast was dead. Scrooge and his remaining men walked back to the spaceship and set the course for the imperial palace of grand Inquisitor Steven Seagal.
But little did they know that Steven has fallen to chaos and was having a orgy with 100 lusty daemonesses.
"You beast how could you betray us!" roared scrooge on like the dark lion of the silver moon.
"I-it isn't how it looks like... " whimpered Steven while shitting himself.
"I'll show you how it looks like!" growled scrooge while beheading the pathetic Seagal with his long, bloodthirsty sword.
After they burned the palace down and killed all daemons Scrooge and his men flew of to new adventure. A glorious day indeed!