AN: This was meant to be a crack fic. I wrote this solely for fun. Read and Review Please!
Past Horrors:
There were six video game characters in a room. Each of them had a different origin, yet they all had two things in common. Each of them had appeared in all of the Super Smash Brothers games and they were all Nintendo characters. They were all in the room to discuss the fate of Nintendo.
"Why should we be concerned about the fate of Nintendo?" asked Link, who was sipping his red wine.
"Because damn Microsoft and Sony are whopping our ass in terms of popularity!" snapped Fox. "We're losing followers to that stupid X-box 360 and especially to that stupid Call of Duty game that morons seem to worship these days."
"We shouldn't worry. I can get people to play our games. When I mean our games, I mean MY games 'cause I'm the hero in Nintendo's eyes," grinned Mario. Everyone else rolled their eyes.
"Like I give a crap," snorted Captain Falcon, who was obviously drunk. "I'll falcon punch Microsoft and Activision into bankruptcy 'cause their games SUCK!" Five seconds after he said that, Captain Falcon started to drink his fourth shot of vodka.
"Great, you're making me want to drink some of that vodka you dumbass," sighed Kirby, who was craving an alcoholic beverage since the beginning of the meeting. "Give me some!" He immediately followed suit to Captain Falcon and got himself drunk as well.
"Great, why can't we have a simple discussion without getting ourselves drunk!" shouted Ness. "We can pretty much compare ourselves to the Allies from Hetalia; we aren't organized so we aren't able to have a functional meeting and chaos always emerges at our meetings."
"Let's face it, I'm starting to want a drink now," said Fox.
"Yeah, I'll be the one to get the alcoholic beverages," replied Captain Falcon.
"I'll get the pizza, hamburgers, and fries from Pizza Hut and McDonalds," cheered Mario.
"I'll get my kickass stereo!" shouted Link.
"I guess we could read the manga I brought to read during breaks," said Kirby, who showed everyone his copies of One Piece, Fairy Tail, and Weekly Shonen Jump.
"I guess we could end the meeting since we pretty much went nowhere anyways," sighed Ness.
"Hell yeah! Let's party!" shouted Captain Falcon, who was still rather drunk. The six Nintendo characters ended up partying instead of having the functional meeting they planned for.
FIN