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''Thinking''

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Chapter 1: Are Those Real?

One day old Naruto Uzumaki was the incarnate of power. The very earth quaked at his wails. His emotions commanded the weather. One sneeze could blow through several walls. That is why right now the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi was literally bleeding from his ears and had the migraine of the century. He tried every thing, chakra seals, the best nannies, and stuffed animals. Respectfully, they ether were, torn apart, driven crazy, or ripped to shreds. No one could even get close to him now but him and the elite of anbu because his power crushed them other wise. The pancaked body of an assassin could vouch for it. Seeing something float out the corner of his eye Hiruzen looked towards the way it floated. ''Sigh'' ''Naruto, I told you, you can't keep taking things from my desk. Especially this book. It's a limited edition with art of the heroines who were blessed to be in such a magnificent work of literature.'' Reaching his hand slowly to the book, he took a hold of it and tried to pull. Keyword being tried. It felt like he was trying to move the Hokage Mountain. ''Come Naruto, give it back.'' He pulled some more. His response to that was a gurgle that most likely meant no. Riiip! ''Please don't let that be what I think it is.'' Looking down, he saw a few pages torn out of the book. He wanted to scream but that would probably cause Naruto to cry, so he settled for silent tears. Happy giggling broke him from his self-pity. ''You like that picture? That's princess Yuki at the beach giving the hero, Shun, a ''present'' for liberating her people. How I wish she was real.'' Not a minute after he said that a flash of blue light blinded him.

''Huh, where am I?''

''Princess Yuki? Is it really you.'' A flabbergasted Hiruzen stated with a nose bleed. How could he not? She was basically naked in her open chested, one piece bikini.

''It is I, but who are you?'' She asked, narrowing her eyes suspiciously and backing away.

''I think there's explaining to do. Please, have a seat.''

Sometime Later

''So, to sum everything up. I am just a character in a erotic novel based off some random women the author spied on in a bathhouse? And, that baby, (she pointed over to the sleeping Naruto) somehow has the power to create life per se?''

''One of his powers and yes that about sums it up.'' He almost didn't hear her, for he was mesmerized by her huge melons that bounced every time she moved.

''My eyes are up here Hiruzen -San.''

''Ha-ha, my apologies. But, I have a request if you will?''

''I promise nothing until I hear this request.''

''Fair enough. Little Naruto here, has no one to look after him. Over half of the village wants his head for reasons i'll inform you of if you agree. He needs someone to take care of him.''

''Like a mother?''

''If you want to put it that way? Yes.''

''You want me, Princess Yuki Aono, to be a child's mother?'' She asked, looking appalled.

''I know it was too good to be true.''

''Why of course! I've always wanted to be a mother.'' Hiruzen face palmed at that.

''Well, let's set up the paperwork.''

''Burrrp! Fwoom!'' And there goes five more trees and a boulder flying out of view. ''Zzzzz.''

''He's so cute. He-he.'' Putting him down into his crib, she decided to settle down for the night. So far taking care of him was of little hassle. Although he did blow up a store owners shop for calling her a demon whore. Good times. He was so powerful at a tender age that she couldn't wait till he got older.

''I'm sure he will be quite the charmer.''

Jumping up, Yuki brandished a kunai she got from the sandaime. ''Who's there, show yourself?!

''Now, now. No need to get violent. Look behind you.

Turning cautiously, she looked into the icy blue eyes of form of a pale-skinned young woman with long, pale lavender hair, which is partially tied up in the back in a long bun and falls behind her shoulders while a strand falls between her eyes, and is parted on the left side of her head by a blue, star-shaped hair clip. She wears a white kimono with large sleeves and a long hem, and has a pale yellow-green obi wrapped around her waist which is attached to a large, pale purple bow on her back. (Description from (1) and yes this is Sode no Shirayuki.) This women was godly in appearance. Even compared to herself, someone who was lusted after by many.

Her melodious voice spoke again. ''Why thank you. But I didn't come here to be complimented on my looks. I'm here for Naruto.''

Yuki was instantly on guard again. ''What do you want with my son?''

''It's good to see you're so attached to him. Although, I did not come to take him away. You see, I am what you may call Kami. But, you may call me Shirayuki.'' Yuki looked completely astonished. She was speaking to a god, and not just any god. It was Kami, the one who created everything. ''Before you speak, I need to explain to you why I'm exactly here. Thousands of years ago I had a vision that another god would be born. It was vague, but it did show me blonde hair and whisker marks upon a blank face. And I know Naruto is the one in my vision. That should explain why you are possible correct?'' Giving her a dumbfounded nod, Shirayuki continued. ''I know he has trouble controlling his power. That is why I brought these restraints for him to wear.'' Kami showed her a black feather earring with a white tip and a pure white choker with symbols of an unknown language inscribed on it. ''These will help him in controlling his power until he's twelve by my estimate.'' She explained, handing it to her. ''I must be on my way now. Goodbye Naru-Chan.'' Just like that she faded out of existence.

''I'll deal with this in the morning. Goodnight Sochi.''

''Class we will be having a new student today, so treat him well. Come on in... Naruto.'' Iruka smirked out. ''Naruto?''

''Am I in heaven? Because I've never seen an angel as beautiful as you my sweet.'' Everyone turned around to see what looked to be a boy kissing the back of Hinata's hand making her blush tomato red.

''Naruto, don't embarrass me.'' She wined, giving a cute pout.

He just laughed charmingly, making all the girls blush. ''Names Naruto Uzumaki, nice ta meet cha everyone.

AN: I'm gonna end it there. I hoped you liked. R&R

(1) wiki/Sode_no_Shirayuki_(Zanpakut%C5%8D_spirit)