A/N: Ahahaha….Spare me…
This is an Issei-centric fic, much boobs, much ecchi, .
It's also kinda..sorta a crossover?
I guess, it is, I'm gonna shorten the Arifureta story by a LOT, Sacred Gear shenanigans ftw, To get the Arifureta part over with faster, I'm gonna give him two sacred gears, Boosted gear is obvious, the other….We'll see (Doesn't know himself)
Now for an Impromptu Q and A session, with a female char who will be in this story, Not an OC...might just be OOC
….pervert?
Yes, that is a trait that defines Issei
...closet or open?
...Somewhere in between?
….
...No more questions?
...I'll leave it to you
….and, She's gone
So, uhh, I'll just go ahead…
Disclaimer: I own nothing, if I did, I wouldn't go gundam route, I'm a Emiya Shirou fag, 'nuff said
….While I was writing the disclaimer, I got a idea for the title (8/8/18. 22:09)
The sound of two wooden sticks hitting each other in a dojo-like room, a black haired boy was fighting me
My name is IsseI Hyoudou,I'm about 15 years old this year, I'm in my third year of middle school, I think I'm an average looking guy with brown hair and brown eyes, my build was average, my grades were average...everything about me was average…except
"Hyah!"
"Guh!"
For some reason...when it comes to Kendo, I'm really good.
"As usual, Victory goes to Hyoudou-Kun"
A 3rd year was the judge for this bout of mine, She was a pretty little thing with pink hair...what was her name again?
"You're so~ awesome Hyoudou-kun! You totally deserve to go pro"
Shaking my head with a smile, I helped my opponent up, he was a guy, so I don't really care about him.
"I don't think I'm that good, if you trained harder, you could probably defeat me"
The girl shook her head with a determined face.
"That's impossible Hyoudou-kun, I've trained for a long time, I'm not even half as good as you"
Scratching my cheek with a sheepish grin, I tried to cheer her up, before I had the chance to however
"Got you~"
A impact hit me from the back, I stumbled a step before rebalancing myself, I felt the presence of something, correction, two somethings on my back...they were soft and glorious, it took all my effort not to break out into a perverted grin, it would break my cool and nice image if I did so.
"Ehehe~ Ise-kun is as modest as usual"
"Please let me go"
Please don't
"Mou~ You should be a little more perverted Ise-kun"
Stuck behind me was a brunette bombshell, a bit too developed for her age, Auu, i really want to touch...But I promised Kaa-san I wouldn't…I also forgot her name
When she finally let me go I turned around and hit her forehead
"Ouch"
Shaking my head I looked around...I really would miss this a place...I'm actually at the end of my 3rd year of middle school...today was the last day in fact.
"Say Ise-kun, which High school do you plan to go to?"
"Kuoh Academy"
I answered instantly
Kuoh academy was an all girls school that turned co-ed just this year, it is also the place where I'll be realizing my dream.
A Harem.
Yes, my dream is to be a harem king, and to that extent, I'll do anything.
By all rights, I am a pervert, I want to fondle boobs all day long, I'm just a closet pervert.
"Ise-kun?"
boobs...I will fondle lots of boobs…
"Ise-kun!"
Big?..small? Average? Doesn't matter I love all boobs equally!
Another impact on my body brought me back from my monologuing.
Right into the boobs of the brunette...I regret nothing...so soft
"Are you listening now Ise-kun?"
Apparently she's been calling me for a while
"Yesshh?"
My words were a bit slurred by her boobs...I must add her to my harem
"You know...I'm kinda sad that I only got the opportunity to know you this last month…"
The pink haired girl nodded beside her...now then, how do I say I don't remember their names...I got a plan...goodby breasts...Until next time
I extracted myself from her breasts, and the first thing i realise is that I'm bleeding from my nose, casually taking tissue from my pocket, I wiped it off and looked at the both of them and smiled
"How about this...why don't we go to the same school? We can re-introduce ourselves ourselves again there"
They looked at each other and nodded, and said at the same time
"Till then!"
They packed up and left soon after, smiling at myself a bit, I got ready and left as well.
On my home I went to the book store, and picked up the latest volume of the Arifureta Light novel….Yue is the cutest.
Since I couldn't wait, I started reading whilst walking, in hindsight
I should have welcomed Truck-SAMA with open arms.
A/N: As expected of the prologue! It's short, also Truck-SAMA *bows*
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