I was only 47 years old. After watching my favorite movie The Shrekening 3D I went off to bed. As I walked passed my sons room I heard a strange moaning noise. I opened the door and saw something horrible. Prince Charming had my son pinned down penetrating him. NOOO! How could my son be with Charming! I tried to pull him off but his force was too strong. That's when the stench of onions filled the room and Shrek burst through the window. "Yes" I yelled as Shrek ripped Charming's ass cheeks of and covered them with a juicy onion layer. He ate them in one bite. Charming tried to run, but Shrek stopped him and killed him using the art of urethral splinter torture. Shrek looked over and I was already naked. Shrek came over and filled all of my orifices with his eshrekt onion love. I bleed everywhere but I could care less. I will cherish the blood stains on my son's bedroom floor. Shrek gives my son a magical cup of delicious onion fluid as he leaves out the window. Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.