HEY GUESS WHO HASN'T WRITTEN IN A WHILE.
Marth was walking down the streets of Smash City (original, I know) when he walked past Wario's Affordable Bike Dealership, where Wario was standing in the streets, handing out flyers and such.
"Welcome sir!" Wario said, twirling his disturbing moustache "Can I interest you in some motorcycles at a reasonable and affordable price?"
"Well," Marth said in a suppository and smartass tone "I suppose you COULD, if you had the right advertising, color scheme, brightness setting, mood, prices, and overall life to this place…It looks like Mother's house, all gray, dark and depressing… Improve some stuff and we'll see" Marth skipped away, whistling gaily.
"…That fruity fairy girl was right! This place is dull and drab!" said Wario "and advertising would probably help the business…" Wario looked at the vacant and depressing lot "Or lack thereof.."
Olimar, in a business suit and tie, wearing sunglasses (I demand fanart of this) looked under his shades, eyes actually open, and brown pupils, eyes narrowed in observing, a slight smirk.
"Excuse me sir, I heard you were in need of some creative business development." Olimar said in a smooth, business tone.
Wario stared awkwardly, and then scratched his ass.
"Me try to help you get people to buy stuff." Olimar said in a slow voice, enunciating voice.
Wario stared awkwardly, and then scratched his ass.
Olimar looked at him, an eyebrow raised.
"Do you even get what I'm saying?" Olimar asked after an awkward pause.
Wario stared blankly ahead for a few seconds, then looked back at Olimar.
"Hello, overly dressed man, can I interest you in some motorcycles at a reasonable price?"
"Those prices are unreasonable, I mean, who would pay 40$ for a small canister of bike grease?"
"Me!" Wario chuckled, pulling out 40 of them.
Olimar smacked them out of Wario's hands irritably. Wario cried.
"Wario, you need some business advice" Olimar said plainly, looking annoyed.
"Great idea! Why didn't you just say so!" Wario smacked Olimar on the back playfully. Olimar was knocked onto the hard pavement.
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