How to Sing

Summary: What happens when you put my OC, Koe Chinmoku, Naruto characters, and the Vocaloids into one big house.

Warnings: There's yaoi, cussing…uh…nyah.

Disclaimer: I only own my OC, Koe-chan! But, uh…that's it.

A/N: You get pretty odd ideas at two am.

-Hakai-sama

-0-Chapter One: An Introduction to Koe, the luckiest girl in the world. But that's really it.-0-

"Check, check. One, two."

"I hear you loud and clear, Miku."

"Of course you do, I rigged the speakers and shit, remember?"

"Now now, Naruto, don't cuss."

"You heard the diva. Don't cuss."

"Sasuke-teme…"

"May I practice now?"

Miku sent a glare into the right wing of the stage at Sasuke, shooting him a glare that made the Uchiha shiver. Geez, that woman can be scary. But, I love her anyways. That's why I let her live in my house!

"A-alright, then, Miku. Naruto, prepare to start Look This Way Baby in five. And dim the lights in 3…2…"

"1, 2.

1, 2, 3, YEAH!

Just bluffing all the time

Makes me feel like I'm losing, I mean right?

I want to do things that shouldn't be talked about,

Like those sorts of things.

Oh gosh…what sort of things?

Man, guys are all such idiots,

You just thought of something dirty, didn't you?

You're the type that can't lie, I know.

It's showing up pretty clearly on your face, are you ok?

With no leeway for expectations,

It's like we can't even talk.

Yeah…

Before you go off with your grand romantic talk,

Have you properly assessed the situation?

Aah! You're so dense!

Hey!

Come on, look this way baby,

I won't let you say no.

I'm serious this time!

With my captivating, quivering lips,

I'll make you my prisoner.

Today's the day I'll take you on!

Oh!"

On stage, the band continued to rock out, Miku clearly getting into spirit. Rin, on lead guitar, nailed every note as her twin let his bass ring around the stadium. Luka cracked a smile while banging on her set, keeping time as perfectly as always. Out in the audience, few watched, but that was to be expected. The family was, most likely, somewhere in the catwalk, or backstage, or running around the general area. Although, truth be told, Miki is probably at the house with Yuki. Which means Piko is also at the house. Which means Lily is anywhere but at the house.

I wanna say that, yes, I should be very, very worried, but I'm not. That's what I have Ita-chan for!

"Don't call me Ita-chan ever again."

I looked up at Itachi, grinning.

"Aww, you know you love me."

"Yeah, I love you. Sure I love you. I love as much as whoever distributes bad luck, damnit."

"Boo-hoo. That's mean!"

"Aww, go fuck yourself."

"Keep in mind who owns the house. And who is freeloading off the owner of the house."

"…hn."

"Yeah. Go keep an eye on your brother for me, will you?"

"There's a hole in the ground with your name on it."

"I'm sure there is."

"I swear, if it weren't-"

"-for the fact that I am the only reason you are alive right now, I'd be dead. I know. You've told me. And, while you're back there, tell Sakura to come here. I want Cheerwine."

"I can get you Cheerwine."

"Get me Cheerwine my ass. You'll fucking poison it, Itachi, we've been through this before."

And so Mr. Broody walked off. Asshole. Ah well, love him anyways.

Not really. Not in the romantic sense. Oh dear god no.

But in the I-hate-you-but-I-think-of-you-as-my-brother-anyways sense.

So.

Moving on.

The song ended, and Miku did a quick bow before winking at me. The green-haired crazy jumped off stage and, running towards me, called my name.

"KOE! Koe, how was I? Did I do well? Do you think they'll like me? Huh? Huh?"

Sighing, I looked up at Miku and laughed.

"Miku, how would they not like you? You'll be fine, don't worry about it."

"I don't want to waste your money, though."

"Oh, you aren't wasting it. You keep up the good stuff and, before the year is over, I'll have made a billion in profits."

"Yeah, but-"

"Miku, if need be I'll go to a casino and put them out of business, okay?"

The teen laughed and plopped down into the seat next to me with a solid squish.

"Being the luckiest girl in the world has its perks, doesn't it?"

Laughing, I rested my arm on the girl's shoulder.

"Sure is nice, Miku. Sure is nice indeed."

"OII! MIKU! Get your ass up here, you have ten more fucking songs to get through!"

"COMING!" Sighing, she stood and turned to me, saying, "Watch me, okay Koe?"

I nodded a yes, and she ran off, leaping up back on stage. Divas. They grow up so, so fast! Two years ago, she was just a little girl who wanted to sing. And now…she was Miku.

The world's Diva.

But, this story isn't about Miku. Nor is it about Rin and Len's troubles in school, or Luka's rivalry with Ann. It's not about Kaito and Meiko's wedding, or Yuki's first day at school. It isn't about Shikamaru's invention, nor is it about Temari destroying Shikamaru's invention. It isn't about Neji accepting Kiba as actually dating Hinata. It isn't about Sakura publishing a book. It isn't about Ino discovering a new type of flower.

Nope.

This isn't about my life, and how I've walked into a casino with five dollars and came out with five billion.

Nope.

This story is about the two boys who share a room on the third floor of 69 Silent Street and how they, slowly, became friends, and then later, a couple.

This is the story of Naruto and Sasuke.

One an outcast. The other the most popular boy in school.

Complete opposites.

But maybe, just maybe, that's what attracted them to each other after all.

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Hope you enjoyed! Look forward to an update either Friday or Saturday!

Next Chapter: These lyrics are really quite inappropriate, after all.

-Hakai-Sama