The Clean Sheet

"Hi I'm Ashton Taylor and today I just realized that John Morrison looks like a younger version of Shawn Michaels. The only difference is one has been very successful throughout his years and the other sleeps with cheating females who can be identified by the huge STD forming on their bottom lip." Ashton said introducing the parody of WWE Superstar's John Morrison and The Miz's Slammy Award winning web show, The Dirt Sheet.

"Oh snap! I didn't realize that was possible with her smoldering face and all. And I am your very own sexy beast who loves to feast on the hearts of men…who is not to be mistaken for a whore, Danja." Danja said countering Ashton.

"Why would anyone mistake you for Melina?" Ashton asked.

"I don't know." Danja said laughing.

"Well today on the Clean Sheet we, The Heartbreakers, will give you an inside look on the life of John Morrison and the Miz better known as John and Mike and their love for one another." Ashton said before the screen faded to a clip.

Ashton had on a brunette wig, a black wife beater and some bell bottom pants and was walking in slow motion down the hallway backstage at a show.

"Hi I'm John Morrison and I'm the Shaman of Sexy and I like to take long hot steaming sexy bubble baths with my rubber ducky named Mr. Tinkles." Said the voice over.

Then the scene cut to Danja dressed up as the Miz wearing his signature hat, black pants and a sleeveless shirt also walking down a hallway.

"And I am your chick magnet The Miz although I've never had a girlfriend besides my hand, and when I went to prom I took a sock puppet named Barbra because she reminded me of my mom." Said the voice over.

The two met in the middle of a hallway and exchanged looks as they made a slow motion walk down another hall together.

"I wish I was as good looking as John." said a voice over that is supposed to be "The Miz's" thoughts.

"I wish I was as good looking as Shawn Michaels." said the voice over in "Morrison's" head.

"Wow Randy Orton is looking good tonight." said "Morrison" out loud causing a record scratch and "Miz" to stop and look at him as WWE Superstar Randy Orton walked past them.

"Did you just say that Randy looked good tonight?"

"No Miz I didn't say that." said Ashton.

"Yes you did I heard you and…I don't appreciate that." Danja said crossing her arms.

"I did not say that." Ashton said again.

"You're looking at other guys aren't you Morrison?" Danja asked making a sad face.

"No I'm not." Ashton said looking around. "You're the only one I want." she said walking up closer to Danja.

"Oh you say that all the time but you're still sleeping with that…that…that FEMALE." Danja said with such drama.

"Shh calm down before people hear you." Ashton said.

"I want everyone to hear me because I'm tired of you always breaking my heart John." Danja said starting to "cry".

"No you don't, look let's go in the locker room and talk this out. " Ashton said giving Danja a wink.

"You're not going to butter me up with that John." Danja said.

"Look Miz we can go in the locker room and bake snicker doodle cookies in my easy bake oven my mother got me when I was 23. Just how you like them."

"Really?" Danja asked as Ashton gave her an assuring nod. Okay let's go. I want to mix it up this time." Danja said as the two walked into their dressing room.

Then the scene cut back to Ashton and Danja sitting in their chairs from the beginning.

"Wow." Danja said.

"And to think that that is where they make those delicious cookies…together." Ashton said.

"In other news let's talk about how you are going to super-kick Melina in her face and cause her to end up looking like Michelle McCool before she gets to steal Undertaker's makeup and sculpt her face." Danja said.

"Hey Melina, your ass is mine!" Ashton said pointing to the camera. "Wait, can we cuss here?" she asked someone behind the camera.

"You can cuss." said someone from behind the camera.

"Oh okay then, pussy, shit, fuck, ass, anus, damn, penis." Danja said running down her list of curse words fast.

Ashton looked at Danja with a stupid look on her face before shaking her head disapprovingly.

"Until next time this has been The Clean Sheet with The Heartbreakers, Danja and Ashton Taylor." Ashton said.

"And in life there are winners, there are losers, and there are Melina's and there is that sad excuse for a web show, the Dirt Sheet." Danja said.

"We are your WWE Diva Tag Team Champions." Ashton interjected as she held up her title belt.

"Now you." Danja started.

"BE JEALOUS!" Both women said together as the show ended.