Percy Jackson And The Heist

by slutpharma

What happens when Percy decides to become a "bad boy" to impress Annabeth? Is he as clueless with girls as we think? Maybe not. M for lemons.

One day Percy Jackson decided to see what all the hype was about.

He decided to read his own book.

Percy opened up his paperback copy of Percy Jackson Book 1 and started reading.

...

and then he fell over, dead as a doorknob.

Percy Jackson, was dead.

he died because he read his own book and it was shit.

nice.