On the nights they enough spare time, the gang loved to watch movies. There were several reasons for this. One was that there were a lot of good movies out there, but watching them alone tended to be rather boring. Then there was the excuse to eat junk food and sprawl over the furniture. But a main reason had to be Yami. He was still adjusting to the modern world, and movies were a good way to introduce him to some of the things that had changed since his time. Needless to say, his comments soon became as well known as their movie nights.
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Transformers
"I'm studying to take my driver's test . . . to drive one of those? What, pray tell, makes giant war-robots a better means of transportation than a camel?"
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Transformers: Age of Extinction
"Yeah, this series is really action-packed, but am I the only one who thinks it's getting just a bit predictable- is Optimus Prime riding a transformer dinosaur?!"
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Twister
"We've got debris!" Jo yelled from the cab of the truck.
"Debris?!" Bill hollered back, dodging some.
"Flying boats aren't debris. Say 'look out, flying boat' next time."
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Minions
"Wait wait wait. He's king because he pulled a sword out of a rock? He doesn't even speak the language! How is England even still standing?"
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Ice Age
"I'm not even surprised that squirrel's extinct. After going through all that for one meal, I'll be surprised if he makes it to the end of the movie."
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Ice Age: The Meltdown
"Is that the same nut? It is? Where the heck did he find that thing? The Shadow Realm?"
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Uncle Buck
"-or your crazy uncle might just shave your head while you sleep."
"'Crazy uncle' managed to hit himself in the head with a bowling ball, didn't even know their names, thinks they all eat like horses, punched out a clown, and she's scared of what he might do to her hair."
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Elf
"Buddy the elf. What's your favorite color?"
"Four. Don't look at me like that. It had to be said."
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Mask
"Just to be clear, when I was possessing Yugi, I didn't ran around committing as many crimes as I could."
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Dumbo
"I've never seen an elephant fly either. And why doesn't that crow know how to wear a hat?"
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The Wizard of Oz
"Okay, I'm confused. She said 'somewhere over the rainbow'. Since when does a tornado count as a rainbow? Dorothy doesn't look like a storm chaser to me."
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Finding Nemo
"Coral, no!" Whack!
"Now you see why I'm not fond of swimming."
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We're the Millers
"I can't feel my bingo."
"Who picked this movie? Joey? Yeah, okay. You're not picking another one for a while."
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Men in Tights
"~We're men, we're men in tights~"
"Yes, I wore a skirt. If you're all quite done laughing, I'd like to finish this movie."
"Absolutely nothing is going to go wrong now. The blind butler can use a sword, so why not put him on lookout duty?"
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Christmas with the Kranks
"~Frosty the snowman, was a horrible, murderous, psycho~ What? Did you all miss the red demon lights in his eyes before he knocked Mr. Krank off the roof?"
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Speed
"Goodbye, public transportation."
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Speed 2
"Finally. People who have worse luck traveling than we do."
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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
"I wish we had a talking dog on our team. Ow. What was that for, Joey?"
"Do they make a habit of decapitating suspects? Because if so, I can see why they've never video taped themselves solving a crime before this."
"Is it bad that I was somewhat rooting for the cats?"
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X-Men
"There's a school for people like me?"
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Airplane
"Ohh, there is no way you are getting me on another plane."
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Scream
"Perfect timing. She just got killed crawling through a cat door, and you want me to go make popcorn. You know what? All right. I'm a virgin, I've never drunk alcohol or smoked, I'll be fine. I'll be right back."
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Bolt
"If I find any hidden cameras, you're all going to get it."
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Super Troopers
"Next time any of you want to call the law enforcement methods of my time cruel or unorthodox, I want you to remember this."
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Ocean's Eleven
"What? It's true. If we put our minds together, we could do that."
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The Mummy
"Hey, Grandpa. Just out of curiosity, who was the first person to open my box?"
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The Mummy 2
"And because they didn't learn anything from the last movie, they left her brother at home and brought their son."
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Zombieland
"The next person to look at me like that had better get ready to duel for something important. Alright, if you're just going to laugh, I'm pausing this and getting another soda."
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