The robotic clangs of robots can be heard as a black figure hit it, this black figure is known as the ninja of Norrisville or ninja for short, he flipped out of the way yelling "Ninja flip".
This robot was a giant mosquito, it lunged it robotic tongue at him he dodged all of them.
"Seriously Mcfist is this the best you got?"
"Funny you should say that ninja" he said with a smirk.
He pushed a button on his robot arm and the mosquito's head opened and let out a smoke the ninja coughed and started to lose his balance, "sleeping gas that a new one" the ninja fell back and everything went black.
The ninja's eyes shot up so did he rubbed his head and looked around he was in water it was freezing, he looked up for one second and noticed the statue of liberty.
"New York what the juice am I doing here" he swam towards the statue and climbed up to the small island it was on shivering.
"Great not only am I cold I'm half way across the U.S"
"Hey you" Ninja turned to see a police boat.
"Don't you know that the island is closed" said an officer on the boat.
The boat stopped in front of the island, the man stepped out of the boat and walked towards the ninja and grabbed him.
"Looks like we got a drunky who likes to dress up" said the cop´.
"Wait what are you talking about I'm a 800 year old ninja, I don't drink"
"Yeah right" the officer cuffed him ninja kicked but didn't want to hurt an innocent man, even though he is accusing him of something he didn't do.
He got on the boat and rode of in it.
Back in the NY crime lab a familiar detective named Mac Taylor was in his office looking through some case files, until his friend Flack walked in.
"Hey Mac we got a drunky here saying he wants to talk to the guy in charge"
"Who is he?"
"He won't give us a name just keeps saying he's the "Norrisvile Ninja"" Flack air quoted.
"Are you sure he isn't on anything"
"No we did a drug test, it was forced, but it came back negative for any narcotics"
"So he was drinking?"
"We don't know he won't let us test anything else"
"Okay I'll be right there"
In the interrogation room the ninja wanted out but two officers (Lindsey and Sheldon) held him down.
"I swear to you that I'm telling the truth" he said.
The door to the interrogation room opened and Mac and Flack both came in.
"Who are you two?"
"I'm detective Mac Taylor this is detective Don Flack he said you want to speak to the guy in charge"
"Yeah"
"Well what do you want to tell me?"
"You're the guy in charge?"
"Yep"
"Okay look this may sound crazy but I am a ninja"
"Really are you sure you haven't had too many beers" said Sheldon.
"Look I can prove it to you"
"Okay prove it" said Mac.
"Okay first un cuff me"
"Not going to happen" Lindsey said.
"No do what he said I want him to prove it"
Lindsey and Sheldon looked at each other and did what their boss said.
"Okay now we go outside"
Mac looked at him for a second, "Okay".
"Mac are you sure that"-
"I said okay"
The scene cuts to the outside of the crime lab in an ally.
"Okay prove you're a ninja"
"The ninja jumped up and moved his hands around and yelled out "NINJA AIR FIST"
The air fist hit a dumpster and trash flew out "Proof enough for you"?
The officers all stood there in awe.
Mac looked at him "Oh my God".
"I told you, I'm a ninja"
"With superpowers, cause that was the coolest thing I have ever seen" Sheldon pointed out.
"Thanks"
"So where are you from" Mac said.
"Norrisville"
"Norriseville I heard of that before" Flack said then he snapped his fingers "Yeah its back in Nevada"
"Nevada? If Norrisville is in Nevada how did you get here" Asked Lindsey.
"It was one of my arch enemies"
"Who?"
Before The ninja could answer something fell out of the dumpster he hit, the five look to the object, it was a …. BODY!
It was completely gruesome, the feat were stitched on to were the arms are suppose to be and the hands were where the legs are suppose to be.
"What the hell" Mac said under his breath.
" .JUICE IS THAT!?"
"A body" Said Mac
"Yeah I see that but why"
"Welcome to New York" Flack said putting his hand on the ninjas shoulder.
On closer expectation he saw that the head was missing, the ninja's knees buckled under him as he passed out.
"Oh my god" Flack caught him before he fell over
"Get him inside and call the others" Mac said.
Flack nodded and did what he said Flack grabbed the ninja's legs and carried him inside, because he was passed out you. You can't really walk when you're passed out.
The sounds of camera clicks filled the ally, Lindsey and Danny were taking photos, Joe and Sheldon were collecting evidence, since this was right outside of the crime lab Sid already had the body inside the lab.
As all of this happened the ninja woke up from his ''nap''.
He looked around he was on a couch, he sat up it looked like an office.
"Hey there"
Ninja turned around to see a man he had reddish hair, a beard and blue eyes.
"Hi I'm Adam and I'm a HUGE fan"
Mac entered into autopsy, with ninja he wanted to come in and yes he gave Adam an autograph.
Ninja looked at the body a sickness went over his body. Thinking, who can do such a horrible thing?
"Hey Sid what do you got" Asked Mac.
"Well nothing I can't get these bindings off they must be made out of some kind of super strong steel, I surprised the killer got them on in the first place"
"You can't get them off?" Ninja asked.
"No I need something stronger"
The ninja thought then got an idea he took out his sword.
"Whoa what are you going to do with that" Asked Sid.
"Let me try" Ninja carefully sliced the bindings off.
"Okay that was really cool" Sid said.
"Alright Sid just get back to work" Mac said, he patted ninja on the back "Nice work but leave it the rest to the professionals"
"Haha sorry" Ninja said putting his sword away.
Mac and the ninja walked down the hall Lindsey walked up to him.
"So Lindsey you got a name for our John Doe" asked Mac
"Who's John?" asked the ninja.
"No his name isn't John we just call him that cause we don't know his real name" Lindsey answered.
"OH I get it know"
Lindsey chuckled under her breath, "Okay Mac I got a trace on the dumpster it has traces of corn starch, butter and salt" Lindsey handed the tablet to Mac.
"Popcorn?"
"Maybe it came off our killer"
"The killer works in a movie theater" ninja asked.
"Looks like it"
"Okay so are you going to get him?"
"I wish it was that simple there are hundreds of movie theaters in New York" Mac said.
"But I found one more trace" she hands Mac a piece of paper.
"Cinnamon and peanuts"
"Yeah and the nearest theater with caramel corn and peanuts is…" Lindsey swiped the tablet.
"The new town theater"
"Yep"
"Okay I'll get Flack and"-
"Hey" ninja interrupted Mac "Mind if I you know come with you, I am a ninja"
"No it's too dangerous"
"Oh come on you saw that air fist, I can do a lot more to, and if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have found that body"
"I said no"
Mac walked away, so did Lindsey trying to get out of the awkward situation, ninja squinted his eyes in anger.
The scene now cuts to the theater, Mac and Flack walk up to the counter a woman answered them, she had dark skin and black hair with a red streak down it.
"What can I do for you sirs?"
"Nothing much" Flack said showing his badge.
"Do you know who runs the snack bar" Mac asked
"Yeah my co-worker Sean, he's here now. Want me to go get him"
"He is, yeah please" Flack said.
The woman walked away to get co-worker.
"Good thing that"- before Mac finished his sentence gun shots were heard.
"What was that" Flack asked taking his gun.
"I don't know but come on"
They run to the back and see the woman luckily the bullet just grazed her arm.
"You okay" asked Mac.
"Yeah he ran out the back door"
The two detectives ran out the door they see someone climbing a fence it was Sean, they knew because he was wearing the same uniform as the woman.
"STOP RIGHT THERE NY PD" Flack yelled.
The man made it over the fence and ran gun in hand, he ran until the ninja kicked with a "NINJA KICK".
"NINJA" Mac yelled as he also climbed and made it over the fence with Flack.
"See I told you I could catch"- BANG Sean shot at the ninja but the bullet just missed him, ninja punched him in the face knocking him out and kicked the gun out off his reach.
"Ha take that" ninja bent down and read his name tag "Sean".
Mac grabbed the suspect, who was waking up, and cuffed him.
"Ninja do you know how dangerous that was" Mac said.
"Yeah but I'm okay, the bullet missed me" ninja crossed his arms.
Mac walked away with Flack, ninja sighed and also walked away.
Back at the police station.
"Look I told you I didn't kill anyone" said Sean, who now has a black eye.
"Then why did we find traces of peanuts and cinnamon, FROM YOUR THEATER, near the victim" yelled Mac.
"Are you kidding me? There are more theaters with those things"
"Yes but you're the only one within the area, and a dumpster near a police station, NOT a good idea for a dump site" Mac yelled.
Mac was about to say something until Sid walked in.
"Uh Mac you need to see this" he said.
"I'll be right back" Mac got up and followed Sid out.
"What's wrong?" asked Mac.
"It's the body, the cause of death it's weird"
They walked into the autopsy lab and walked up to the now fixed body, with no head.
"The cause of death was not decapitation nor was it the severing of the limbs, it was well um"
"Well what was it"
"It was the removal of the heart"
"What?"
"See look" Sid flipped the body onto its stomach there was a large gash on his back, "Looks like our killer cut our Jon Doe open and removed his heart".
"Pre-mortem"
"Yes all pre-mortem, but the severing of the limbs and head which were done post-mortem"
"What king of sick person are we dealing with?" Asked Mac.
"I don't know but I feel that he'll strike again"
Back in the interrogation room Mac walked back in and sat down.
"Okay now where were we?"
As he talked we see a man on top of a building shotgun in hand, he fired the bullets, they were not heading to the interrogation room.
They hit the lab right where ninja was standing everybody ducked, Lindsey who was doing forensics, Sheldon and Joe as well.
The ninja felt a sharp pain in his hip and stomach he looked down and see two holes bleeding profusely, HE'S BEEN SHOT.
He heard a voice it was Mac and Sheldon's, they both went up to him.
"Ninja stay with us" Mac said grabbing ninja's hand.
"FIND OUT WHERE THOSE SHOTS CAME FROM, AND CALL AN AMBULANCE"
Mac looked down to the ninja, by his point his vision was fading, he was slowly losing consciousness.
"Stay with us, ninja" Sheldon said while applying presser to his wounds, which hurt like hell.
His eyes began to close, the last thing he saw was Mac and the sound of sirens.
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