I own Nothing! NOTHING!

Bleach is Tite Kubo's

Invader Zim is Jhonen (I forget his last name, but u get my point)

"ZIM! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE CONTROL OF THE MASSIVE? THAT IS FORBIDDEN!" Almighty Tallest Red screamed at the top of his lungs. He nearly ripped his sensitive antennae out of his jade green head. Zim had taken over the Massive's main computer system, and now Red and I are stuck on Earth until the armada comes. We would just fix the massive, but it has been lost somewhere, and the guards are currently combing the planet for it. I sigh, and look at Red. His ruby eyes seem to be on fire with rage. His thin frame is shaking so hard, it's hard to believe the ground isn't shaking. I sigh again, and close my own amethyst eyes.

One of my antennae twitched as I sensed a presence. Looking in the direction, I see two strangely clothed humans. One was tall and broad, with spiky orange hair. He seemed to be taller than me, but I couldn't tell from this far away. Though, if he was an Irken, then he would take over mine and Red's positions as the Almighty Tallest. The fact that he wasn't Irken made me grateful.

The other was, although noticeably taller than Zim, very short. She had short raven hair and violet eyes, somewhat similar to mine.

They both stared at me, carrot top with an 'I-can't-believe-it-but-what-else-is-new' look, and the smeet a look that says 'Typical'. I tilted my head, letting my antennae fall relaxed to one side.

"PUR! C'MON, LET'S GO FOR A WALK!" Red spit at me. My attention turned back to the black robed humans. They seemed suspicious of us. Can hardly blame them. I…Correction, WE, don't have disguises on. Dang, we should be more careful.

They started to walk towards me. The carrot top spoke. "Excuse me, could you possibly tell me who, and what you are? Why does that other one sound like Renji?" Smiling, I answered with heavy sarcasm. "You tell me who and what you are."

"Why you-! Fine. I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, Substitute Soul Reaper. This little-" He was interrupted by an elbow in the face. The smeet spoke loudly, much like myself in a way. "IDIOT! You call me a midget and I swear that you'll never see Karin and Yuzu again!" She sighed and turned her violet gaze on me. "My name is Rukia Kuchiki, unseated officer of Squad Thirteen, from the Soul Society."

"Seeming as you're not even from this planet, we'll explain everything as soon you do."

"Ichigo, aliens don't exist." I cleared my throat. "Zim!" I yelled. He hurriedly came to my floating feet. "Yes, my Tallest? My Tallest? MY TALLEST? My tallest. My Tall-"

"God, you're annoying, you little smeet."

"Yes I am my tallest."

"I want you to contact one of the other invaders, and ask when they'll be here. If he asks, or ignores, or laughs his squigglyspooch out, tell him that I sent you. I'm gonna go find Red. Contact me when you know." I hovered away, and in the distance, heard Zim yelling. "INFERIOR HUMANS! I WILL DESTROY YOU! HAHA HA HA! HA HAHAHA!" I rolled my eyes, and hovered faster, since I can feel Ruka and Itsygo following me. Eventually, I used my spider legs and disappeared into the forest, searching for Red, when I tripped over something. I fell face down, and the spider legs returned into my PAK.

Checking for any of my sapphire blood, I looked behind me for those two who were following me. "You idiot, get off me."

"What!" I jumped at the sudden presence. "Roar, Zabimaru!"

"Wha-? Red, where are you!"

"Under your butt!"

"Oh, sorry. Wait, then… who just yelled 'Roar, Zabimaru'?"

"What are you talking about? Nobody yelled…whatever you just said."

"But, I could've sworn I heard your voice in….. Great, I knew I was losing my mind. First, those two Soul Reapers and now the voice. I need some sleep." Red just stared at me. "What you need is a physiatrist. Now, let's-" people are just getting interrupted left and right these days! A giant spiked weapon, came out of nowhere, and hit a white faced thing. Red turned to me, and then back again, speechless. A man the same height as Itsygo, but with long hair in a high, spiky ponytail. It was the same color as Red's eyes. And he had the exact same voice as him too! "Hmm. That must be the Renji that Itsygo was talking about. He does have the same voice as you." Red looked at me again, his antennae pressed very hard against his head.

"The name is Ichigo!" A fist hit my head and sent me flying. "And besides, you never my question!"

"I thought I lost you!"

"Well, you didn't so start talk-HUH?" Carrot top stopped and pointed towards Red, who, once again, was fuming. "Pur, who is this human?" I looked back at this Soul Reaper, to see that he was stuttering and pointing. "T-two of You? RRRG, not now Renji! I'm busy!"

"With what, talking to the green arrancars? Seriously Ichigo, you've been in the Soul Society far too long. Maybe I can get the Head Captain to give you a vacation. Oh, wait I can't."

"Shut up Renji! You know I can't! Not with the Winter War, and Orihime still being held captive by that emo-spada Ulquiorra!"

"Are you saying that you're better than me? Cause, you're not the lieutenant here!"

"Is that a challenge I hear?"

"That's it, you're on!"

"You're so dead!" Ichigo took that massive weapon of his, and stuck it out, with his left hand on his right arm. I lean to Red, and whisper. "Should we be concerned?"

"Shh. I wanna here about this Winter War." I nodded, and turned back to Ichigo. He was pouring with pressure. "Bankai!" He yelled, and the pressure came out even heavier. I could feel my squigglyspooch churn inside.

"Hey, Red, is it just me or is it getting har- ah-ha" Things started to go dark. I could feel the warmth engulfing me. Soon, I heard a thump, Red I'm assuming, next to me. I heard other noises in the distance. And I passed out.

Red: More surprises in the next Chapter.

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