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This has extremely cool sexual in it that will probably burst your mind because of all the sexy, kinky things it in, so if you don't want to soak your underwear and have to send it to the laudry and then have dreams all night about the sexiest shit you've ever read that you can't get out of your mind no matter how much you want to, then stop reading right now!
It gets really, realy, really kinky!
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Okay, so this is where I tell you ABOUT THE STORY and let me tell you, it will leave you panting, your mind in a whirl. It is not for kids just adults only because it has naughty goings on in it. Like even if you are an adult your mind would break and you'd just be drooling all over the place for hours.
Just imagine, Quorra and Sam have escaped, riding on Sam's motorcycle, and they are seeing the sunrise for the first time (yeah it's right at the end of the movie) and the sun makes Quorra really excited. Get it? Okay, here the story starts:
(START OF STORY)
Quorra was on the motorcycle with Sam and she saw the sun and said, "Hey Sam, the sun makes me really excited."
Sam said "Yes, I've toitally got a massive bone now too."
They were motorcycling across the bridge at noon. The sun was in the clouds, shining brightly.
"D-m that is bright," Quorra said, "And what is a bone?"
"Didn't my Dad ever show you his bone," said Sam, "I totally thought he was boning you because you so hot, Quorra?"
Quorra shook her head. The sun was rising above the horizon.
Sam saw her head shaking in the mirror that was on the left front side of the motorcycle.
After thinking for a while, Sam thought, 'This Quaorra can totally make the world a better place and me get laid. Better do her now.'
Sam put his motorcycle on GPS autopilot (except NOT the kind where TomTom was talking to him becuz that isn't sexy unless your a dude) and he laid down across the seat and took off his boots and underwear and they feel into the water below the bridge. They were speeding so fast and zooming around cars on the highway and Quorra had to sit on his knees to not fall off because Sam was all over that bike.
His man bits were blowing in the wind.
Sam pointed between his legs and said, "That is a bone, and if a man doesn't shower for two weeks and then a woman smells it, it makes her so horny that her boobs swell up and dangle right out of her shirt."
Quorra said, "D-m it Sam, the sun is making me so horny that I need release. How can you help me? I've never been horny before."
"Better," Sam said, "Better the sun than the father, huh?"
But at the same time that Sam was thinking devious man thoughts and hoping to abuse Quorra from her innocence, taking advantage of her gentle lack of education, Quorra was also thinking her own devious woman thoughts of a secret kind that will be revealed in the twist ending, so it wasn't really abuse at all but double-crossing instead.
However, in Sam's self-serving thoughts, he was titally about to ream her innocence right out of her in a gush of bodily fluids and abuse the heck out of her, the precious flower of peace and healing that his father had unknowingly entrusted him with. But Sam had always had trouble not listeniung to the wicked whisperings of his manly parts, and he was a selfish asshole too.