Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. If I did……… then there would be a lot of Yaoi and Kairi…… she wouldn't be with us anymore…….
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
It was this sound that woke up Roxas and made him wonder what interrupted him from his great dream. I mean, he was getting to the part where he was going to eat a cookie! Getting back on topic……. Roxas got out of bed, but not before getting tackled by a spiky haired blur that pushed him back onto said bed (hey, that rhymed!)
"Good Morning Roxie!" the blur said.
"Sora…. It's too early in the morning……" Roxas moaned and pulled the covers back over his head.
"But we start school today…." Sora said and pulled the covers off of Roxas.
School. That horrible 6 letter word that struck fear and terror into the hearts of all children…… (And Nobodies that go by the name of Roxas.) That horrible word got Roxas shooting out of bed and into the shower.
"Didn't know he could run that fast……" Sora said, and then he went back into his room to get changed.
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After an 8 minute and 13 second shower, (Hey, Roxas kept count!) Roxas went back into his room and put on his school uniform, which consisted of a plain white button down shirt and khaki pants. Oh yea, and a tie. Who could forget the tie……
When Roxas and Sora came downstairs, they were faced with a terror of a Monday morning. No, not Kairi, but she would be a terror of a Monday morning. No, they were faced with something worse than Kairi: The boy's hyper mother (who is a morning person.)
"MY BABIES ARE GROWING UP SO FAST!!!!!!" She squealed as Roxas and Sora came downstairs to eat. They then decided that they were not hungry and decided to go pick up their silvered haired friend that we all know and love: Riku
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When they knocked on the door to Riku's house, they were greeted by none other than…….. Sephiroth (You'll understand why Sephiroth lives at Riku's house in a moment)
"You here for Riku, right?" Sephiroth said, more interested in the book he was reading than in the Keyblade bearer and his Nobody. What was he reading? Why, none other than the Kingdom Hearts Field Guide!
"No, were here to sell you cookies…….. OF COURSE WE'RE HERE FOR RIKU!" Roxas screamed.
Sephiroth then sighed, put the book down, and went upstairs to get our favorite silvered haired hottie. After what seemed like minutes (In which Sora swore that he heard a sword being taken out of its scabbard…) Riku came downstairs in his uniform, tie and all.
"Listen, we have to go before……." Riku couldn't finish his sentence because his mom interrupted him with a sentence of her own: "MY RI-RI IS GROWING UP SO FAST!" His mom then proceeded to squeeze Riku in a tight hug. Sora, Roxas and Sephiroth were chuckling at Riku's pet name, and Riku? Riku was suffering from lack of oxygen.
"Mom……..breathing……..becoming an issue……" Riku said, struggling to break free of his mom's death grip. His mom let go of him and said: "I'm sorry, but I haven't been this happy since my Sephy-weffy announced that he was potty-trained…" She then proceeded to hug Sephiroth in a motherly hug. "I remember the day like it was yesterday…."
"Mom…… not now……….." Sephiroth said in a tone that screamed "you're giving them blackmail material…." Sora then smirked and said, "No, tell us. We have some time on our hands." Riku's mother sat down and explained: "Well, it was in the middle of the night, I was sleeping and then Sephiroth came into the room and announced that he was a big boy now because he went in the big peoples toilet all by himself….." Sephiroth then turned an unnatural shade of red and shot Sora, Riku and Roxas a look that said "If you tell anyone about this, I will hurt you." During all this, Riku was sending a recorded message to Cloud that said: Listen to this to your hearts consent……."
Ok, I was cracking up when I wrote this. I had this idea yesterday and had to type it up. My other stories probably won't get updated in a while because of the evil 6 lettered word School, plus I'm kind of occupied with playing Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, so bear with me people! Oh yea, Happy Columbus Day!