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PEACE IN HYRULE! How our favorite peeps are spending their time!!
*somewhere in the Hyrule castle*
Link: Zellie!! I'm booooored!
Zelda: So? That's not my problem, now is it?
Link: But Zellie…
Impa: Now, Zelda. You should be nice to Link. You father is, after all, going to make you marr—Eep!
Zelda: What was that?
Impa: Uh, er, ah… Your father will make you pick Mayflowers! You know how you hate Mayflowers!
Link: She does?
Zelda: I do?
Impa: Yes. You do. *with evil stare* Now why don't you invite the gang over and do something?
Zelda: *is scared* Yes Impa! *grabs Link and runs to phone*
-Later-
*the gangs all here*
Darunia: What do we do?
Ruto: *bats eyelashes at Link* Yes! What can we do, Linkie-poo?
Link: Eep! *crawls over beside Zelda*
Skull Kid: OOOOOOOOOH! What's this? *looks at Link and Zelda*
Saria: *Bangs Skull Kid with a frying pan that came out of her pocket* Quite you!
Skull Kid: Owww…
Malon: Saria, how can that fit in your pocket?
Saria: Easy! *presses button, and the frying pan folds up into a compact. Saria starts to powder her face* Compact frying pan! The latest in Skull Kid whacking technology! *puts it away*
Nabooru: How in Din's name were you able to afford it?
Saria: I used my Forest Sage powers to make the shopkeeper give it to me.
Impa: Bad Saria!
Saria: It's not my fault! I was going to trade the recovery hearts I kept in my house and on my roof for it, but when I came back, they were all gone!
Link: Eh-hee hee…
Zelda: Let's do role call!
Malon: What is this? School?
Ruto: What's School?
Darunia: I donno!
Malon: Neither do I. I just had the urge to say it.
Zelda: Ah-hem!
Nabooru: Bless you!
Zelda: *glares* Link?
Link: *snore*
Zelda: Saria?
Saria: *still powdering herself* Here! Cough… hack!
Zelda: Me? Oh I'm here! Malon?
Malon: *holding cucoo in her arms* Here!
Cucoo: BWAAAK!
Zelda: Up-shut you Cucoo! Navi? *silence* What happened to Navi? *hears funny sound* Did you here that?
Link *who is now awake* Nope. *rolls bottle containing a very angry Navi under the couch* Didn't here a thing!
Zelda: Whatever. Impa?
Impa: Shadows! I'm at your service!
Zelda: *in Doctor Evil voice* Riiiiiiiiight. Darunia?
Darunia: Rock on!
Zelda: Ruto?
Ruto: I'm here, and that's all you need to know, Link. *winks at him*
Link: *moves closer to Zelda*
Skull Kid: *is about to open his mouth, when he's whacked by Saria's mallet* Owww…
Zelda: Nabooru?
Nabooru: 10-4 leader!
Zelda: Skull Kid?
Skull Kid: I'm here--- ack!!!! *starts to act weird*
Malon: What the cucoo?
Cucoo: BWAAAK!
Link: What's up with Skull Kid?
???: He's not Skull Kid.
Zelda: He's not?
*then, a time portal opens in the floor, and Nayru, Oracle of Ages, jumps out with another Skull Kid*
Skull Kid2: He's an imposter!
Skull Kid1: No I'm n-not!
Skull Kid2: I'll prove it! *takes Power Rod out, and zaps Skull Kid1*
Skull Kid1: AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH! *disappears*
Skull Kid: The evil Ganondork was trying to sneak into the palace using my form.
Nayru: If I'm not needed, I'm leaving!
Link: No, Nayru! Stay!
Ruto: Is she stays, someone else has to go!
Link: Good point! *picks up Ruto* Let's go somewhere else, Hon!
Ruto: *giggles* Sure, Linkie-poo!
Link: *pretends to trip* Oopsies! *drops Ruto in Time Portal*
Ruto: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: How clumsy of me…
Everyone minus Link: *claps*
Nayru: *closes time portal* There! If it makes ya happy…
*suddenly, everything rumbles*
Cerena: *bursts through wall* SKULL KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skull Kid: Eep! Y-yes, C-cerena?
Cerena: What in Din's name were you doing with Nayru!
Skull Kid: *decides She'd never believe him* Visiting Labrynna?
Cerena: You lie!!!! SKULL KID PIE!!!!!!!
Chica: *appears and fixes wall with magic* Cerenie… Give him a chance! *puts safeguard on Skull Kid*
Cerena: Fine! But next time, Skull Kid pie!
Zelda: Now that we're all here, what shall we do?
Skull Kid: I have an announcement!
Everyone minus Skull Kid: WHAT!?!?!
Skull Kid: *red light surrounds him* I am the Author of this story, Power Skull Kid!
Everyone minus Power Skull Kid: Where does it say that?
Power Skull Kid: Right here! *shows huge document*
*one hour of reading later*
Link: I guess he's the Author!
Zelda: It's right here in black and- Purple?
Power Skull Kid: Or you could have read the shortened version! *shows one-sentence page*
Everyone minus Power Skull Kid: DIEEE!!!!!!!!
Power Skull Kid: Help, Cerena! Chica! Sssave meeeeee!
Chica: This is the END OF THE CHAPTER!!!!
Everyone minus Cerena, Chica and Power Skull Kid: AWWWWWW!
WE NEVER DID ANYTHING!!!
Power Skull Kid: We'll do something next chapter, okay?
Everyone minus Power Skull Kid: OTAYYYYYYYY!
~END~
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