CLOUD GETS A PICKACHU
We are currently in Midgar, where our heroes are discussing about whether they should get Cloud a sword or some hair-gel for his birthday. Suddenly…
Vincent: ……
Tifa: What's that Vincent? You think that we cheap bastards could simply get him both the sword and the hair-gel?
Vincent: ……No actually I said I need to pee, BAD!
Vincent runs out
of the room, waving his arms around like a lunatic.
Barret: What's with him?
Yuffie: HELLO WORLD!
Aeris: ……
Tifa: Shuddup you, you're dead!
Vincent walks back in and notices Aeris. They stand in front of each other staring stupidly.
Vincent: ……Their dumb huh?
Aeris: ……Hell yah.
Tifa: Wo political discussion here.
Barret: Who keeps saying everything we do?
Tifa: Aw its Soul [-] unter…it's just a cheap way to tell people what's going on…
Barret: Oh.
Tifa: Anyway, back to Cloud's prezzie…
Barret: But Clouds right here…?
Tifa: Right.
Cloud: Hehe, héhé, gotta kill, gotta kill! TEEHEEHEE!
Tifa: See? He wants a sword.
Cloud: Sword, sword, killkill, sword kill.
Cloud notices Vincent and Aeris.
Cloud: AAA! Vampires! Gotta kill kill gotta ki-
Tifa wacks Cloud in the head. His hair's weight makes him topple over.
Cloud: Thanks Tifa.
Tifa: Yah.
Cloud walks over to the T.V., turns it on. Pokemon is on.
Cloud: Yay! Pokemon! I wanna be the very best…
Vincent: ……The dumbest ever was…
Cloud: The best that ever was!
Vincent: ……Whateva.
Tifa: Its settled then…we get him: PICKACHU!
Barret: I thought we were deciding between a sword or hair gel…?
Tifa: I kinda like Pickachu. He's cute.
Barret: Yeah but…
Tifa: Ok…how's this: A pickachu, with a sword, gel, and a six-pack…?
Barret: Why the six-pack?
Tifa: I want a manly Pickachu.
Barret: O…k…
Tifa: Alright…
A few hours later, Cloud receives a package; a small Pikachu, who, strangely enough, has hair very similar to Cloud's
Tifa: I said manly, not wussy!
Barret: He looks like Cloud!
Tifa: Yah!
Cloud: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I am going to treat him like a Chocobo, give him greens, and breed him with other colors of Pokemon to get a special one…
And he did just that.
He takes Pikachu and attempts to make him mate with an irate Psyduck. Through the magic of fanfiction, the mating works and his pickachu goes pregnant.
HOLY SH!T! PICKACHU IS PREGNANT! WHAT WILL THE MATING BETWEEN THE PSYDUCK AND PICKACHU RESULT IN? WHAT WILL CLOUD DO NEXT? WILL I EVER WRITE SOMETHING YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN? ALL THIS AND MORE IN CHAPTER 2! Well…if the reviews are good that is. I have no idea what I'm gonna do next…any suggestions? Mail'em to me at: piloops@hotmail.com