Disclaimer: I own neither Warcraft nor any Brittany Spears songs.
A/N: My guild mate Vann is completely to blame for me writing this. Completely.
The … are just there to signify stanza breaks, since I can't format the spacing properly here.
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh great, I did it again.
I logged into WoW for another evening.
Oh Brother.
Some say it's just a game,
But that doesn't mean that it's not to blame.
'Cause I lose track of time, and
That is not good for my writing,
Oh God, what now?
…
Oops!...I logged into WoW,
Though I told myself that I would stay out.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oops!...I logged in again.
Spent the whole weeke~nd
Hopping through Orgrimmar.
…
You see my problem is this:
I'm grinding away
Farming for mounts, reputation, and sets.
I cry, watching others
Fly by on Time Lost, Alani, and Alar
Then I lose track of time, and
Suddenly, it is 3 a.m.
Not tonight!
…
Oops!...I logged into WoW,
Breezed through Eye and Sarth, swung through Kharazhan
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oops! I logged in again.
At least now I ca~n
Make a hundred new bags!
…
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
…
"Alright, I gotta log."
"Kaaaat! Before you go, did you see my new pet?"
"Oh, it's adorable! But wait a minute, isn't that…?"
"Yeah, yes it is."
"But I thought they weren't coming out until the next patch."
"Well dude, all I know is they're spawning in Northrend now."
"Snap…this won't take too long…."
…
Oops!...I never logged out last night!
I stayed up all night role playing!
Oops!...You'd think I'd get help by now~
Oh look it's tumblr….
…
Oops!...I logged into WoW,
Queued up for some raids, and a few guild runs.
Oh no, no, no, no!
Oops!...I logged in again!
Better tend my fa~rm,
I gotta stock up my mats.
…
Oops! I logged into WoW,
There's so much to do, in this damn game!
Oh, why fight it now?
Oops!..I'm still logged in!
The grind never e~nds!
I am a~ddicted.