Disclaimer: we do not own sailor moon or gundam wing.

*all the characters have been placed in a haunted house to see who can live the longest. then who stays alive wins some money*

Heero: this is so stupid...

Duo: *eating* yeah...*chew*

Usagi: this place gives me the creeps.

Rini: lets go over here now! *drags usagi across the room*

Everyone: ................................

Rei: come on guys...this isn't that creepy.

*creepy noise*

Rei: *jumps up into dariens arms* okay...so maybe it is a little creepy...

Rini: how about we go explore upstairs?! *starts to drag usagi up the stairs*

Usagi: How about i stay down here?!?

Rini: NO!

Usagi: *groans* i don't wanna...

Rini: TO BAD!

Duo: note-do not mess with the little one.

Rini: *glares at duo*

Heero: *pulls out gun* you glare at him like that again chibi-chan and you'll become floor scum.

Rini: *looks away from heero and walks up the stairs*

Quatre: well she's gone.

Trowa: thank god.

Duo: your welcome!

Trowa: NOT YOU!!!

Duo: *mumbles*

Setsuna: *looking in a mirror at her beautiful self*

Mina: setsuna? don't you ever get tired of being pritty?

Setsuna: ...no...

Mina: *sigh*

Wufei: i can't believe i agreed to this...

Duo: but it's an adventure!

Triez: adventure my ass.

Duo: *glares at triez* it is to an adventure!

Triez: *rolls eyes*

Relena: what's that smell?

Duo: i didn't do it!

Hotaru: not you stupid!

Heero: she's right...i do smell something.

Setsuna: that smells like candels.

Usagi: *half way up the stairs* your right.

Setsuna: i think it's comeing from up stairs.

Usagi: OH MY GOD! RINI!!!*runs up stairs*

Duo: and i thought she didn't like rini.

Heero: rini's her kid stupid!

Duo: ooooooohhhh.......

Setsuna: *runs up stairs after usagi*

*up stairs*

Usagi: RINI!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?! SAY SOMETHING!

Setsuna: do you here that?

*everyone else joins them. they here creepy piano music playing*

Usagi: RINI!

*they enter the room where the music is coming from that has smoke filling the room*

Usagi: *runs through the smoke* RINI!

Rini: *caugh* usagi?...

Usagi: Rini! where are you? the smoke's to thick!

Rini: i'm *caugh* over *caugh* here *caugh* AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Usagi: RINI!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the smoke clears and rini is gone*

Duo: hey hey the witch is dead! the witch is dead! the witch is dead! hey hey the ugly pink witch is dead!

Heero: duo?

Duo: yes?

Heero: shut the f*** up.

Usagi: *crying*

Duo: sorry. *walks over to usagi* are you going to be okay?

Usagi: *still crying. stops* i'll get over it. *acts like nothing happened*

Everyone: O_o

Mina: lets get out of here!

Lita: you said it!

Duo: yeah! let's go to the kitchen already!

Everyone: .................*stare*......................

Duo: what?

Wufei: he's lost it.

Heero: did he ever even have it?

Wufei: *shrugs*

A/N: one down. a lot more to go! i hope you liked our first chapter! if you have a request of who you want to die next you can either e-mail us or just say it in your review. thanx!